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Old 10-12-2002, 17:27:21   #101
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Old 10-12-2002, 17:30:13   #105
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Old 10-12-2002, 17:39:01   #107
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Old 10-12-2002, 17:41:33   #108
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Old 10-12-2002, 17:42:55   #109
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You're a hoser, eh. And what's done is done...

Rankine has no basis. 180 degrees between freezing&boiling? Why?

100 is nice and round number...
1. I'm on your side, Kitty.

2. It has some basis or other. Just can't remember what. Plus it has sort of a manly crew-cut fifties scientist/engineer quality about it. Like BTUs.
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Old 10-12-2002, 17:48:07   #110
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Old 10-12-2002, 17:49:22   #111
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Old 10-12-2002, 17:54:36   #113
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Amazing.

We better invade before they get electricity.
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Old 10-12-2002, 17:56:01   #114
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It's a Coast Guard type of vessel. We have some of the same. (It is not considered a warship or even a frigate by the USN.) It is a "cutter".

http://www.uscg.mil/datasheet/378whec.htm
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Old 10-12-2002, 17:56:43   #115
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Who the fuck was Tim Horton anyway?
Dead hockey player.

Don't even think of it. He never scored any own goals.
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:06:06   #116
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:20:49   #117
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Did Canada surrender yet?
There has been a hold up due to the wording of the armistice document...
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:23:20   #118
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I know, they insist on including "Bush is a moron".
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:24:03   #119
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Right! That's enough blathering. Send in the Grrl Scouts!
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:26:47   #120
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Right! That's enough blathering. Send in the Grrl Scouts!
ooooh! You are a hawk...
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:28:34   #121
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:32:01   #122
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Send the Boyscout troopmasters instead.
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:42:51   #123
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:43:08   #124
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:45:44   #125
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:47:57   #126
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:51:03   #127
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:54:52   #128
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Dang. I was getting my hopes up for the girl scouts.
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Old 10-12-2002, 18:55:17   #129
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Ah, the bastards are conspiring against us now.

http://www.newswire.ca/releases/Dece.../10/c1854.html
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Old 10-12-2002, 19:02:16   #130
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A pox on you for making me look at that boring stuff.
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Old 10-12-2002, 19:07:38   #131
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Sorry. Is this better?

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Old 10-12-2002, 19:09:59   #132
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And good work on knowing the unwritten forum rules.
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Old 10-12-2002, 19:12:30   #133
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She should be in charge of the invasion force.
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Old 10-12-2002, 19:12:53   #134
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Thanks Venom.

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Old 10-12-2002, 19:23:41   #135
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Ah, the always lovely Brooke Burke.

Just beautiful.
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Old 10-12-2002, 19:43:44   #136
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Dang. I was getting my hopes up for the girl scouts.
THey were of the militant lesbian variety so if you got it up they probably would have cut it off.
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Old 10-12-2002, 19:55:40   #137
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Hey. War is war. It is an acceptable risk.
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Old 10-12-2002, 19:57:23   #138
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Old 10-12-2002, 20:07:05   #139
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Old 10-12-2002, 20:24:14   #140
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I have the full nekid version, she is unreal.
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Old 10-12-2002, 20:27:41   #141
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Hey, those look real. Please email me the nekkid ones so I can evaluate my hunch.
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Old 10-12-2002, 23:22:35   #142
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Old 11-12-2002, 00:48:46   #143
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Old 11-12-2002, 02:04:33   #144
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1. I'm on your side, Kitty.

2. It has some basis or other. Just can't remember what. Plus it has sort of a manly crew-cut fifties scientist/engineer quality about it. Like BTUs.
1) I know.

2) No scientist in his right mind uses stupid "renkwhatevers"

Stupid engineers.
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It's a Coast Guard type of vessel. We have some of the same. (It is not considered a warship or even a frigate by the USN.) It is a "cutter".

http://www.uscg.mil/datasheet/378whec.htm
We call 'em frigates. I think we have 3 or 4.
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I hear they had to delete "Bush is a moron" 32 times in the first draft.
We've got this unfortunate habit of honesty...
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Old 11-12-2002, 02:08:29   #147
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Ah, the bastards are conspiring against us now.

http://www.newswire.ca/releases/Dece.../10/c1854.html
Wait. We took over the Czech Republic, Poland and Hungary?

That's generally a bad sign...
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We call 'em frigates. I think we have 3 or 4.
My dad works on a Canadian Coast Guard "Intermediate Multi Task (Patrol) Cutter" which is 1/3 the length and 1/4 the breadth of the U.S. cutter linked, and is not nearly as heavily armed.

http://www.google.ca/search?q=cache:.../arrowpost.htm

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Old 11-12-2002, 02:26:26   #149
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Brooke Burke, the lesbian girl scouts... No need to mobilize the moose, I will take them all on singlehandedly.

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Old 11-12-2002, 02:34:10   #150
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Hey, GP: not to get into a pissing competition here, but the RCN website claims that the HMCS Vancouver is comparable to the USN Oliver Hazard Perry-class ship. Which is designated a frigate by the USN...

http://www.navy.forces.ca/mspa_fleet...pecs_tac_e.asp

http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/.../ship-ffg.html
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