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Old 10-06-2016, 15:21:26   #1
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shitting in the living room scale

Imagine a (a) (b) comes to your (c) house locate in/on (d) and leaves a pile of shit in the living room,

I'd like you to rate the following combinations on a scale from 1 (I'd love that very much) to (10) (I'd die scraming in agony)

1. (a) mexican (b) illegal (c) all-american (d) Texas
2. (a) austrian (b) unemployed painter (c) jewish (d) Holland
3. (a) american (b) soldier (c) shiite - oh the irony! (d) Iraq
4. (a) jewish (b) refugee (c) catholic (d) Rome
5. (a) nigger (b) whore (c) brothel (d) da hood
6. (a) republican (b) candidate (c) clintonesque (d) Martha's Vineyeard
7. (a) german (b) counterglowie (c) fucking (d) your mind

Are there more terrible combinations?
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Old 10-06-2016, 15:46:08   #2
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That looks like our new Zentralmatura in German. Just lacks the *in.
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Old 11-06-2016, 11:19:44   #3
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Also sprach Zentralmatura
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Old 11-06-2016, 11:51:49   #4
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2a, 4b, 5c, 6d?
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Old 05-07-2016, 18:27:49   #5
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I have two scales in my livingroom, the bathroom being too cramped for them.
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Old 05-07-2016, 22:14:14   #6
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I want NO shit in my living room. Which do I choose?

But Martha's Vineyard is very nice.
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Old 07-07-2016, 07:03:38   #7
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You just throw out the scales.
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Old 07-07-2016, 10:11:45   #8
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English, metric or both?
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Old 07-07-2016, 12:46:23   #9
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All, when they're full of shit.
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Metric scale rocks!
One kg of shit is also one litre of shit and also 10 cm² of shit and also a parsec of shit and als0 33 1/3 C° of shit and also a MByte of shit.
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Old 07-07-2016, 19:21:36   #11
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What's that in Fahrenheit?
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Old 08-07-2016, 06:32:20   #12
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A pint is a pound the world around!
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Old 08-07-2016, 06:41:03   #13
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What's that in Fahrenheit?
a shit load
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Old 08-07-2016, 06:54:40   #14
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Ah, equals 0.0001 Merkel.
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Old 30-07-2016, 14:50:29   #15
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Speaking of Merkel how have the recent terrorist attacks in Germany by assylum seekers effected her popularity? That is pretty much the ultimate guest shitting in the living room event.
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Old 30-07-2016, 20:48:28   #16
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Good question. I didn´t know she was behind the terrorist attacks. OTOH it hit Bavaria, which is technically not a part of Germany. So, good job, Merkel!
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Old 30-07-2016, 20:50:10   #17
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I still wonder if it would be better to killed by a right winged german nazi. That would be shitting in your own living room. Nah, that's even worse
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Old 02-08-2016, 12:36:42   #18
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Is this better german humor or worst?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJRUDaw8DJE

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