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Old 24-11-2015, 21:58:02   #1
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I'm 1.1 %

No, I'm not part of the super-rich. Due to DNA analysis it has been determined that 1.1% of my genetic makeup is from Neanderthal ancestors.
Come to think about it, that explains a lot.
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Old 24-11-2015, 23:24:13   #2
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Old 25-11-2015, 04:58:57   #3
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Old 25-11-2015, 22:40:34   #4
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Old 26-11-2015, 00:48:31   #5
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Old 26-11-2015, 06:36:23   #6
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Old 26-11-2015, 11:02:29   #7
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Old 26-11-2015, 14:20:26   #8
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Old 26-11-2015, 15:24:20   #9
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Your posts, on the other hand, say you are 200% neandertal (200% cave man and 100% german - that's primitive˛)
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Old 26-11-2015, 17:05:43   #10
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Old 26-11-2015, 17:06:52   #11
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Old 28-11-2015, 21:20:41   #12
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Old 28-11-2015, 21:40:39   #13
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Old 29-11-2015, 04:15:03   #14
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Old 29-11-2015, 04:58:15   #15
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Old 29-11-2015, 06:19:51   #16
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They say a lot of features and adaptations for living in the far north came to Europeans from Neanderthals. Supposedly light skin (useful for synthesising vitamin E In low light conditions) is one of them. I do wonder how Denisovians fit into the mix.
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Old 29-11-2015, 11:13:27   #17
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Real question is why jsorense was subject of a DNA analysis. Well?
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Old 29-11-2015, 15:55:06   #18
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Old 29-11-2015, 17:39:13   #19
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Old 29-11-2015, 18:27:55   #20
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Old 29-11-2015, 18:55:57   #21
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They say a lot of features and adaptations for living in the far north came to Europeans from Neanderthals. Supposedly light skin (useful for synthesising vitamin E In low light conditions) is one of them. I do wonder how Denisovians fit into the mix.
I am mildely disappointed no Denisovian is present.
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Old 29-11-2015, 19:11:55   #22
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You were subject to a turkish DNA analysis.

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Old 29-11-2015, 21:38:19   #23
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I am mildely disappointed no Denisovian is present.
There's still the 98.9 % chimp to celebrate!
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Old 29-11-2015, 22:57:31   #24
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They say a lot of features and adaptations for living in the far north came to Europeans from Neanderthals. Supposedly light skin (useful for synthesising vitamin E In low light conditions) is one of them. I do wonder how Denisovians fit into the mix.
Vitamin D
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Old 30-11-2015, 05:43:55   #25
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There's still the 98.9 % chimp to celebrate!
That explains the 58% Scandinavia.
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Old 30-11-2015, 21:09:29   #26
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Old 01-12-2015, 05:26:29   #27
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Old 01-12-2015, 15:07:54   #28
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What kind of bear did you get? The sleeping one or the pic-a-nic one?
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Old 02-12-2015, 16:14:05   #34
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Sly and the Family Stone?
thank you falettinme be mice elf
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Old 03-12-2015, 16:18:09   #39
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I am mildely disappointed no Denisovian is present.
My understanding is that Denosovians were relatives of neanderthals from east Asia. It is mostly east Asians and Austronesians who have Denosovian DNA, especially the negrito populations (native Australian , natives of New Guinea, and the various relic negrito populations around Asia).
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