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Old 03-10-2015, 21:27:38   #1
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Lake

So when is a pond big enough to call it a lake? What about a sea?

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Old 04-10-2015, 13:25:19   #3
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"So when is a pond big enough to call it a lake?"

When it contains over 2813422 bathtubs.
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Old 04-10-2015, 15:17:59   #5
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What's that expressed in London Bus measurements?
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Old 05-10-2015, 01:17:20   #9
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I prefer Aluminum Lake #5.
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Old 05-10-2015, 10:13:50   #10
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The authorities need to seas you for that. You're due for a ponding.
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That's a lake-ly story...

Ocean't have to deal with this on a Monday.
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Old 05-10-2015, 13:35:24   #13
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You measure a lake in Jetboat Hours, the number of hours it would take a Jetboat's pump to pump all the water out.

So make sure all your measurements are in this unit.
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Old 05-10-2015, 19:47:54   #14
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I'm tempted to convert to dinobuses.


Automobile? Ahahaha! Lake! Biiiig lake! ahahaha!
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Remember, the dinobus measurement must be converted into standard Flintstones.
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Mike, It's JBDs not JBHs!

Some conversions in sig.

ETA: so - the link in the sig doesn't work anymore ... just guess instead.

ETAA: and I've forgotten what miliSPASMs are units for.
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I'm tempted to convert to dinobuses.
Heretic!
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Mike, It's JBDs not JBHs!

Some conversions in sig.

ETA: so - the link in the sig doesn't work anymore ... just guess instead.

ETAA: and I've forgotten what miliSPASMs are units for.
OH YEAH
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Sigh - milliSPASM not miliSPASM

milli-Sheep per square metre. Obvz.
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What's that in Welsh Units?
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It's a singularity in Welsh units.
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That's a lot
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What does a sheep look like in non-Euclidian space?
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