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Old 20-09-2015, 10:05:03   #1
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Dos, a beer

A Mexican beer

Ray, a guy who sells me beer

Me, the guy who buys the beer

Far, Far Far away from here

So, I'll have another beer

La, lalalalalala!

Tea, no thanks I'll have beer

AND THAT BRING US BACK TO DOS!
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Old 20-09-2015, 22:28:01   #2
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Hitler, he only had one ball

Goring, had two but they were small

Himmler, his were similar

but only Goebbels had no balls at all
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Old 21-09-2015, 08:59:53   #3
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A brewery worker named Fred

Had a barrel fall onto his head.

“Weren’t you hurt?” I did ask,

“Being hit by that cask?”

“I was lucky — ’twas light ale,” he said.
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Old 21-09-2015, 12:44:36   #4
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Hitler, he only had one ball
Goring, had two but they were small
Na, it's the other way round
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Old 21-09-2015, 14:13:36   #5
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Old 21-09-2015, 19:19:13   #6
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Na, it's the other way round
Vincent knows!
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Old 22-09-2015, 15:18:29   #7
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I'm an expert on balls. Well, I used to be ....
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Old 22-09-2015, 15:56:00   #8
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Old 22-09-2015, 22:28:51   #9
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Na, that's "oh dear"
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Old 23-09-2015, 06:53:53   #10
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Old 23-09-2015, 09:51:28   #11
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Old 25-09-2015, 15:25:52   #12
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Old 25-09-2015, 17:00:05   #13
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Even the Pope started in one!
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Old 25-09-2015, 21:53:20   #14
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Old 26-09-2015, 18:31:35   #16
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