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Old 07-05-2014, 09:28:20   #1
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Old 07-05-2014, 10:23:06   #2
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Old 07-05-2014, 12:49:22   #3
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Old 07-05-2014, 14:27:55   #4
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Old 07-05-2014, 14:40:21   #5
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Old 07-05-2014, 14:56:57   #6
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Old 07-05-2014, 21:09:24   #7
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Old 08-05-2014, 09:30:46   #8
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Only less gay. More manly.
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Old 08-05-2014, 09:49:18   #9
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Old 08-05-2014, 09:49:35   #10
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Old 08-05-2014, 10:34:06   #11
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Therefore the manliest unicorns are rhinos?
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Old 08-05-2014, 12:17:51   #12
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What do you call a Rhino with three horns?

A tryno.

I just made that up just now. 8/10
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Old 08-05-2014, 15:57:31   #13
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3/10.

Sure, I mean, come on! What is the main feature of a man? Surely not being straight. It's being fat!

Therefore, one of the most manly animals must be the elephant. He's not only pretty big but also has quite a long trunk! Hoho.
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Old 08-05-2014, 16:02:37   #14
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Old 08-05-2014, 16:02:38   #15
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Additionally, unicorns (and rhinos, of course) are quite horny all the time. Ha. Ha.
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Old 08-05-2014, 16:03:22   #16
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Your prior "pun"?
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Old 08-05-2014, 20:02:02   #17
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What is the main feature of a man? Surely not being straight. It's being fat!
That boy is right.
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Old 08-05-2014, 21:18:45   #18
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What do you call a Rhino with three horns?

A tryno.

I just made that up just now. 8/10
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Old 09-05-2014, 04:21:03   #19
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Old 09-05-2014, 04:43:39   #20
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Old 09-05-2014, 08:13:00   #21
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A really fast rhino with 8 horns is a high octano.
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Old 09-05-2014, 12:10:33   #22
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A hornless rhino is a nono.
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Old 12-05-2014, 08:24:20   #23
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An American 80s island cop rhino is a hawaiifiveino
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Old 12-05-2014, 11:04:59   #24
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Old 12-05-2014, 15:29:35   #25
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I think this thread is being misused.

(Something very new at CG.)
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Old 12-05-2014, 15:33:36   #26
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A rhino who complains about threads being misused is a Whino.
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Old 12-05-2014, 15:51:36   #27
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Old 12-05-2014, 17:23:08   #28
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You are not fair.

I'm not manly enough to stand this! Just look at my poor little avatar!
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Old 12-05-2014, 19:35:04   #29
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Old 12-05-2014, 23:51:52   #30
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Old 13-05-2014, 08:55:47   #31
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The Rhino that I own is Myno.
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Old 13-05-2014, 08:56:15   #32
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The hill that I named after the Rhino that I own is Mynotor
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Old 13-05-2014, 09:34:25   #33
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I'm actually starting to feel physical pain from reading this.

Is a rhino that likes to hurt people a domino?
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Old 13-05-2014, 09:55:11   #34
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A really sad Rhino is a cryno.
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Old 13-05-2014, 10:00:45   #36
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The only one I liked was the "domino".
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Old 13-05-2014, 11:10:43   #37
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I guess you don't understand the sophistication of this humour.
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Old 13-05-2014, 11:11:13   #38
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A salt-water Rhino is a brino.
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Old 15-05-2014, 07:53:57   #39
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A co-joined twin Rhino that a farmer uses to pull his wheat cutting machine is a combino-harvester.
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Oh, that one was okay.

Good lord, what did I trigger?
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You triggered a rhino from hell: an inferno.
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Old 19-05-2014, 08:31:29   #43
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A Rhino with a rhodium deficiency is an Ino.
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Old 20-05-2014, 07:44:43   #44
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A Rhino used as a floor covering is a Lino
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Old 20-05-2014, 09:34:39   #45
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Two unlimited rhinos sing No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, there's no limit!
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Old 20-05-2014, 14:58:07   #46
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A young Italian rhino would be a bamrhino.
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Old 20-05-2014, 16:34:54   #48
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A rhino that likes Canadian Whiskey is a...Ryeno.
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Funko you made me laugh.
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