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Old 30-04-2013, 06:48:04   #1
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It's true. I really am.

There's been a lot of changes in my life...
About a year ago, my wife decided she "wasn't into men" and left me. She is now living with our former neighbor, who also left HER husband. Needless to say, that guy and I have done a LOT of drinking together!!! At first, obviously, I was devastated. I had to put on this brave face for my kids' sake(s) as I did not want them to hate her like I was. I just don't get the whole "now I'm a homosexual thing"??? There were signs, of course...she gave AWESOME blowjobs, but that would make her a gay man, right? Anyways, we've pretty much adjusted to it. We have brief, civil get togethers...she and her "partner" are talking about adopting a kid together...I offered to inseminate them both but they weren't really receptive. My boys are much more resilient than I have been...I guess society has really changed, huh? Here's the weird thing: I went through a pretty crazy phase a few months into this ordeal...started partying with some pretty wild people, etc. I ended up hanging out with this group of transvestites (I didn't know they were at the time) and doing a lot of crystal meth and some other stupid shit. But during the course of this wild month or two, they convinced me to dress in drag one night...not just a guy putting on an ill fitting dress, but THE WORKS!! We're talking tuck and tape, heels, lingerie...everything! And guess what? I'm actually a pretty attractive woman!! They took me out and guys were ogling me and the whole nine yards...it actually felt pretty damn good and liberating. So I figure that really kind of trumps her ace, huh? I just don't know if this is real or if it is some crazed response to her leaving or what....just kidding...I got sacked from my job and I figure I'll have a lot of free time on my hands to hang out here...and Poly is down or something so I have no place else to go..."I got no place else to GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!".

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Old 30-04-2013, 07:07:12   #2
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Old 30-04-2013, 08:04:24   #3
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Are you sure that isn't the plot from a movie?
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Old 30-04-2013, 08:35:38   #4
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Shit! Maybe it is...but if I wanted to pretend my life was a movie I think I'd pick Smokey and the Bandit or maybe Goonies...
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Old 30-04-2013, 08:47:51   #5
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I guess you'd be Smokey? Or Ma Fratelli?
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Old 30-04-2013, 09:41:02   #6
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Old 30-04-2013, 10:24:22   #7
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Welcome back!

I must admit I enjoyed getting into the whole stockings and suspenders thing dressing up for the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the theatre one time. Must do it again some time...
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Old 30-04-2013, 10:54:23   #8
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sounds like an awesome hollywood movie
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Old 30-04-2013, 11:04:47   #9
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Old 30-04-2013, 11:09:03   #10
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Old 30-04-2013, 11:35:02   #11
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Old 30-04-2013, 12:03:21   #12
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So....do you have any meth or not?
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Old 30-04-2013, 16:01:24   #13
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Sadly, no. I have toyed with the idea, as SWIM told me it is a great sex drug and would literally melt the 80+ extra pounds I'm hauling around right off! Can you send me some, please? And not that dirty stuff you sell to Asher...
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Old 30-04-2013, 16:07:31   #14
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DIY, from what I have read it seems a Walmart bathroom is the place to make meth!
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Old 30-04-2013, 16:15:53   #15
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Oh god did you see that tweaker video...? I used to be in charge of Loss Prevention in the epicenter of meth use here in town...those people were scary and sad...sad...sad...
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Old 30-04-2013, 16:23:11   #16
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It's the faces that get to me. It looks like the meth is digesting the face.
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Old 30-04-2013, 16:27:03   #17
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it's just the tortured soul showing through
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Old 30-04-2013, 18:24:45   #18
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Welcome BGH. The place is too quite now. Most of us have lost our hearing with old age.
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Old 30-04-2013, 18:31:20   #19
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Not me! I still ROCK ON!
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Old 30-04-2013, 18:33:11   #20
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Old 30-04-2013, 18:54:11   #21
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Go rock in your chair, I'll make you some tea.
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Old 05-05-2013, 23:48:46   #22
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Old 06-05-2013, 01:40:20   #23
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Not meth tea! Mmm mmm good!
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:10:30   #24
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Hey BGH. Nice to have some proper weird shot around here again. Too much talk of medical issues and babies...

Sooo. should you be called BigMethHunter now or DragQueenHunter?
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Old 06-05-2013, 10:40:01   #25
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Old 06-05-2013, 10:43:11   #26
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Old 06-05-2013, 15:53:21   #27
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Meth Queen Hunter has a nice ring... I'm glad to be back except for the feeling I'm regressing...but who cares, right?!?
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Old 06-05-2013, 16:25:03   #28
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Old 06-05-2013, 18:06:21   #29
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Old 07-05-2013, 19:30:07   #30
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Old 07-05-2013, 20:04:17   #31
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Old 08-05-2013, 03:19:06   #32
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The Imaginarium of Dr. Vernon?
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Old 08-05-2013, 09:49:18   #33
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