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Old 08-11-2001, 15:03:13   #1
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I'm bored.

I'm reading all the old issues of Sluggy which are keeping me vaguely sane though. Got through 2 years worth now. Phew.
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Old 08-11-2001, 15:09:16   #2
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I'm bored as well except I have that dark cloud of client questions hanging over my head.

My heart rate triples when ever I see that I have a new e-mail. I fear the client question.
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Old 08-11-2001, 15:11:06   #3
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The client questions?

You allow that?
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Old 08-11-2001, 15:13:39   #4
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I don't, but my backstabbing boss does.
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Old 08-11-2001, 15:36:02   #5
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Can't you kill your clients?
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Old 08-11-2001, 15:40:25   #6
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Post the questions here and we'll answer it for you. Post the emaul addresses of the customers as well. We'll tell him registering at porn sites is a free service.
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Old 08-11-2001, 15:41:47   #7
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Good idea! Let us answer.
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Old 08-11-2001, 15:55:02   #8
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Yes. We can answer anything your clients throw at us.
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Old 08-11-2001, 15:57:37   #9
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We can at least dodge most of it.
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Old 08-11-2001, 15:58:54   #10
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Let's beat Venom
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Old 08-11-2001, 17:42:19   #11
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Most recent question.

Why is inventory selector on our web page still taking you to our old excel inventories?
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Old 08-11-2001, 17:55:00   #12
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Originally posted by Venom
Most recent question.

Why is inventory selector on our web page still taking you to our old excel inventories?
A: You need the Hardware Manager HardMan V2.1 to do so. Download hardman V1.0. Delete the directory c:\HARDMAN\bin manually. Reboot the PC. Now download HARDMAN 2.0 and install it to C:\HARDMAN. Copy the settings.ini file to another dictionary. Reboot the PC. Now install the Patch V2.1. Reboot the PC. Overwrite the settings.ini file with the backup version after you edited the Windows registry (URAllGayTwat = 1). Reboot the PC. Remove the serial.cfg file and manually change the registration number in settings.ini to the number you found in config.txt under[SetPetTepTopPitPop]. Reboot the PC.
execute HARDER.EXE until you get the errormessage "Undefined error 902".

If it doesen't work, do it again ... and again ...
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Old 08-11-2001, 17:59:07   #13
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Another question.

I need to know how to sort the inventories, I have added in product and its all staying at the bottom, instead of sorting like we need it to.
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Old 08-11-2001, 18:00:04   #14
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A: Turn the monitor upside down.
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Old 08-11-2001, 18:04:28   #15
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That is a brillant answer.

I should've used that.

I told them that function wasn't included because they didn't pay for it.

That didn't go over so well.
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Old 08-11-2001, 18:06:15   #16
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Good one: "Do you mean it is sorted? Really sorted? Would you please sen me a hardcopy of that phenomenon?"
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Old 08-11-2001, 18:24:13   #17
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Ah! The old customer doesn't realise their requirements until they get the product problem.
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Old 08-11-2001, 18:46:57   #18
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That's exactly it Mike.

I want them all to die.
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