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Old 23-02-2011, 10:54:55   #1
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Gnomeo and Juliet

Tried to sneak my son into Paul yesterday and ended up having to see this instead...

Could have been worse, I suppose.

And they wrecked the ending!

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Old 23-02-2011, 11:02:42   #2
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You've got a Son?!!?!?!?!1
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Old 23-02-2011, 11:14:46   #3
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Maybe he meant sheep?
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Old 23-02-2011, 11:58:46   #4
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He named her Mai Song, ewe.
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Old 23-02-2011, 12:41:26   #5
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You've got a Son?!!?!?!?!1
Not with Ms MOBIUS, o/c. I thought everyone knew that, I have been known to mention him from time to time.
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Old 23-02-2011, 12:45:16   #6
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No, I didn't know that.

Or if I ever did I had forgotten.
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Old 23-02-2011, 12:47:26   #7
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12 this year, almost a bloody teenager!
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What certificate is Paul then?
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He's big for his age.
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Old 23-02-2011, 13:00:49   #10
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Must get that from his mum?
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Old 23-02-2011, 13:16:59   #11
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I blame the DM shoes I bought when I was 15...
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Old 24-02-2011, 10:32:24   #13
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I was waiting for that...

Doctor Martens. Kept buying these shoes that would quickly get too small for me, so this time I went an extra size higher - then my feet promptly stopped growing. The rest of me pretty much stopped too.

Hence I blame my Cursed +1 DMs of Shortness.
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Old 24-02-2011, 11:14:50   #14
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So, basically, what you are saying is you have a small cock?
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I didn't know he kept roosters! Don't they eat the snails?
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Old 25-02-2011, 01:22:09   #17
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So, basically, what you are saying is you have a small cock?
Hmmm, that came out wrong, didn't it?

I didn't say how big they were when they stopped growing...

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Old 25-02-2011, 18:48:54   #18
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Not with Ms MOBIUS, o/c. I thought everyone knew that, I have been known to mention him from time to time.

About once every five years, and everyone is astonished every time.
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