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Old 04-12-2009, 14:17:38   #1
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Romance isn't dead

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/47761..._girl_is_dead/

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A lovestruck Bognor student smashed his way into a mortuary with an axe because he feared a girl he fancied had died.

Panic-stricken Benjamin Barton spent about 90 minutes scouring confidential records and even looking at bodies in a bizarre attempt to find out whether she was there.

He had fallen for Amy Ogdon, who he had met at a Christian Union meeting at Southampton University, but when he and mutual friends could not contact her, he feared the worst.
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Old 04-12-2009, 14:19:05   #2
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Bognor, Ogdon, is this Lord of the Rings?
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Old 04-12-2009, 14:27:20   #3
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Yes Pippin.
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Old 04-12-2009, 14:42:18   #4
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Old 04-12-2009, 15:45:00   #5
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Pippinus minor or maior?
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Old 04-12-2009, 16:10:33   #6
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Bet that bitch answers her phone the next time.
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Old 04-12-2009, 16:13:41   #7
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If he was any good at stalking her she wouldn't have gotten out of his sight
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Old 04-12-2009, 16:30:52   #8
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Old 04-12-2009, 16:32:16   #9
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Ogdon is a very romantic name.

This is why some girls can't wait to be married. Mandy Tart, for instance
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i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with.
after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again.
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Old 04-12-2009, 16:34:19   #10
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I feel sorry for her twin brother Randy.
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Old 04-12-2009, 16:35:22   #11
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He can't even change his name by marrying.
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i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with.
after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again.
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Old 04-12-2009, 18:04:10   #12
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More precisely, he can't even change his name by marrying his sister.
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Old 05-12-2009, 05:23:36   #13
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...and less precisely, ljhb c.;bqrew/,9uy0ct
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Old 05-12-2009, 05:35:02   #14
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I feel sorry for her twin brother Randy.
That almost sounds like a Porky's moment...
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...and less precisely, ljhb c.;bqrew/,9uy0ct
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Old 07-12-2009, 13:17:27   #16
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Someone was really looking for some necrophilia.
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Old 07-12-2009, 13:20:19   #18
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Smashing your way into a mortuary with an axe is an excellent beginning of a movie.
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Old 07-12-2009, 13:25:58   #19
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Old 07-12-2009, 13:27:38   #20
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"He followed her to the mortuary now he's got one chance to save the woman he loves, by following her... TO HELL"

Directed by Sam Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell (15 years ago)
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Old 07-12-2009, 22:35:55   #22
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Old 08-12-2009, 01:09:15   #23
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Ah, boo, you did drop by for a visit.
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Old 08-12-2009, 20:07:34   #24
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Old 09-12-2009, 00:06:58   #25
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Awww, I feel speshal now!
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