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Old 28-10-2009, 10:22:54   #1
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Misheard song lyrics

Was just doing a search for misheard song lyrics and came across these...

1) Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love
Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove

2) National Anthems - Oh Canada
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze..

3) Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango...

4) R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight

5) J. Geils Band - Centerfold
My anus is the center hole

6) Abba - Dancing Queen
See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

7) Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive

Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
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Old 28-10-2009, 10:26:15   #2
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Old 28-10-2009, 10:35:42   #3
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Monde"green"
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Old 25-11-2009, 02:15:40   #4
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Old 25-11-2009, 06:36:05   #5
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For many years I thought the line "Take second best, put me to the test" in Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" was actually "Six of the best, put me to the test".

I think what I heard actually fitted the song much better.
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Old 26-11-2009, 13:38:06   #6
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Kindergarten off Faith No More's album Angel Dust: "Folklore: Nobody's supposed to believe in the next grade" i kept on hearing as "Fuck off! Nobody's supposed to believe in the Nesquik."
Please bear in mind i was about 15 at the time and clearly new this wasn't the lyric, but when something gets stuck in your head...
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Old 26-11-2009, 19:06:50   #7
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http://www.rathergood.com/chicken

and the simply red bunny shagging songs

http://www.rathergood.com/holding
http://www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight
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Old 27-11-2009, 00:57:23   #8
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I used to think that Melissa Etheridge's:
"The deepest cuts are healed by faith"

was

"The deepest cuts are healed by fate"
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