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Old 26-09-2009, 21:42:36   #1
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Now that I'm OLD

I probably should start acting my age ... but I have no clue how people my age should be acting. I've got so many questions.

Do I need to have people refer to me as 'sir'?
Should I start buying shirts with buttons on them?
Is flatulence still funny?
Should I be reading the Business section of the newspaper?
How concerned about my prostate health should I be?
When talking to teenagers, should I start conversations with 'Back in the day' or 'When I was your age' yet?
Should I even be talking with a teenager for any reason now?
Am I supposed to be less interested in boobs and more interested in child-bearing hip now?
Do I need to start watching dramas?
Is it still too soon to have a mid-life crisis?
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Old 26-09-2009, 21:44:59   #2
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Old 26-09-2009, 22:03:44   #3
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Does senility lead to redundancy?
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Old 26-09-2009, 22:20:05   #4
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Old 27-09-2009, 03:06:22   #5
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Do I need to have people refer to me as 'sir'?
Yes, you deserve the respect
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Should I start buying shirts with buttons on them?
Yep, they go with the territory
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Is flatulence still funny?
That's always funny.
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Should I be reading the Business section of the newspaper?
Depends on whether you want to look to be smart. Now that you're old, you can choose to be whatever you want, and bugger what they think
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How concerned about my prostate health should I be?
Be afraid, be very afraid!
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When talking to teenagers, should I start conversations with 'Back in the day' or 'When I was your age' yet?
Hell yeah... "When I was a boy, we used to show our elserd more respect" is a fave. As is beating them with your walking stick.
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Should I even be talking with a teenager for any reason now?
Only to berate them!
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Am I supposed to be less interested in boobs and more interested in child-bearing hip now?
Gods no, boobs are always interesting!
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Do I need to start watching dramas?
If you were female, yes. As a male, it's still somewhat optional until your 50s...
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Is it still too soon to have a mid-life crisis?
Mate, at your age, if you wanna have a midlife crisis, you've earned the right and stuff anyone else who says otherwise.
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Does senility lead to redundancy?
Yes, but you won't remember anyway...
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Old 27-09-2009, 03:33:50   #6
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I was just wondering how geriatric you must be, then realised you're younger than me by 3 months. Damn, am I that old?
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Old 27-09-2009, 03:57:27   #7
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We are all pretty damn old here nowadays.
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Old 27-09-2009, 10:20:39   #8
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Old 27-09-2009, 19:58:34   #9
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What's wrong with hips? I like hips.
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Old 27-09-2009, 20:16:08   #10
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Old 27-09-2009, 21:02:04   #11
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Old 27-09-2009, 21:13:52   #12
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Old 28-09-2009, 00:48:18   #13
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Old 28-09-2009, 06:27:26   #14
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Old 28-09-2009, 11:59:47   #15
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Now that I'm OLD
I probably should start acting my age ... but I have no clue how people my age should be acting. I've got so many questions.
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Old 29-09-2009, 00:51:12   #16
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Old 30-09-2009, 08:24:18   #17
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I probably should start acting my age ... but I have no clue how people my age should be acting. I've got so many questions.

Do I need to have people refer to me as 'sir'?
Should I start buying shirts with buttons on them?
Is flatulence still funny?
Should I be reading the Business section of the newspaper?
How concerned about my prostate health should I be?
When talking to teenagers, should I start conversations with 'Back in the day' or 'When I was your age' yet?
Should I even be talking with a teenager for any reason now?
Am I supposed to be less interested in boobs and more interested in child-bearing hip now?
Do I need to start watching dramas?
Is it still too soon to have a mid-life crisis?
In binary you just turned 100000

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