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Old 31-01-2003, 10:37:20   #1
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So far only one person is in my army, and that was me.

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Old 31-01-2003, 10:38:12   #2
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Old 31-01-2003, 10:41:17   #3
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he says he needs talented warriors like you
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Old 31-01-2003, 10:43:45   #4
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Old 31-01-2003, 10:44:57   #5
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Three soldiers! My income is tripled!

Feel free to become officers under my command. Officers get the fresh vegetables. Ummm... and the women and beer!

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Old 31-01-2003, 10:45:04   #6
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Old 31-01-2003, 10:46:27   #7
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Some brown, some green. Grey for the sky. Black and white for the trees' smiles.

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Old 31-01-2003, 10:57:45   #8
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Old 31-01-2003, 11:14:07   #9
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Thank you! Here is your light sabre.

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Old 31-01-2003, 11:15:47   #10
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Old 31-01-2003, 11:17:34   #11
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Old 31-01-2003, 11:19:02   #12
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Keep this up, and in a day maybe two of you can have an actual weapon!

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Old 31-01-2003, 11:24:56   #13
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So how does this work? Do you have to registrer or just clicking the link is enough?
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Old 31-01-2003, 11:28:37   #14
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Registering makes you one of my officers, and gives you an army of your own. Just clicking the link is enough to add a soldier to my army.

While you're at it, add a soldier to the armies of my faithful officers, Shinnying, Beta1, and Drekkus.

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Old 31-01-2003, 11:31:53   #15
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Old 31-01-2003, 14:51:17   #16
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13 soldiers now
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Old 31-01-2003, 14:53:42   #17
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I've been tricked by the recruiter!!!!
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Old 31-01-2003, 14:54:07   #18
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Sounds like a pyramid scam to me. I ain't clicking NO LINKS.
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Old 31-01-2003, 14:55:55   #19
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I stayed just long enough to loot your commissary. Man your food is crap.
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Old 31-01-2003, 17:56:12   #20
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I say we frag all officers.
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Old 31-01-2003, 20:15:05   #21
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Is one person an army?
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Old 31-01-2003, 21:47:34   #22
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Welcome to your new officers, Lord of Dusk ( ), King_Ghidra, and zmama.

Your glorious army now has enough money for a sword. To battle (drills)!

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Old 31-01-2003, 22:28:08   #23
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It wouldn't let me register a 3 char handle. So sue me.
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Old 31-01-2003, 22:39:07   #24
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It's slower than Sidgames
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Old 31-01-2003, 22:44:21   #25
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"We are experiencing a very high load at this time. Please try again in a few minutes."
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Old 01-02-2003, 00:58:02   #26
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It wouldn't let me register a 3 char handle. So sue me.
Actually, I was wonder why it took you so long to sign up. We don't have room for hesitation in this penguin's army, buddy.

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Old 01-02-2003, 01:04:32   #27
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Go join up in the armies of Delphinia Ravensmoon (Lurker), LadyRachel, and Scabrous Birdseed and his band of mangy genetic experiments.

We have so many officers, we're going to have to get one of the soldiers to bring more beer (and Dr. Pepper for me, yum!).
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:14:21   #28
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Beer sounds good to me
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:16:17   #29
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Ohhh. SP has a helmet. Surely the forces of fish shall prevail.
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:17:12   #30
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Now that's what I call an army. I guy with a helmet!
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:18:38   #31
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I call it a guy with a helmet.
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:19:02   #32
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and 39 peasants...
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:20:25   #33
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You should enlist. What else can you do except to die for a guy with a helmet who thinks he's a penguin?
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:22:25   #34
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I have enlisted. I think I am 3 or 4 of the peasants already.

However, I reserve my right to be a critic of the regime.
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:25:16   #35
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Yeah! you should join my army!
The officers are going to get some beer!
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:27:32   #36
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My banner will be the italian battle flag.
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:28:13   #37
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Uhhhmmm, sire? Your page cannot be displayed.
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:28:50   #38
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Well, I just surrendered. Or maybe it's just the server
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:30:25   #39
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We haven't even invaded Poland yet. How... cheap.
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:30:55   #40
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Every army needs a preacher, brother Vincent. Your enlistment brings the men and women to accept peacefully their inevitable annihilation at the hands of an inept commander (I hasten to add that their peaceful acceptance is the REASON they're going to be annihilated; fucking peasents).

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Old 01-02-2003, 08:31:31   #41
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:31:43   #42
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I've joined your army, Vincent.

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Old 01-02-2003, 08:32:08   #43
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May they all die in dignity! Or in dirt. As long as they die, bastards
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:32:44   #44
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:33:32   #45
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I am an unfortuate particpant in Vincent's voyage of annihiliation.

Hey! You don't have a helmet yet. What the hell are you on about?
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:34:40   #46
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Helmet is for sissies. And you get a headache from it. I'm aiming for a gasmaske
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:35:02   #47
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:39:24   #48
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:40:39   #49
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Old 01-02-2003, 08:42:40   #50
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Reports are coming in from our first campaign. We lost only one soldier, and inflicted over 4000 casualties. Unfortunately, the loot was sparse. Now, if you will excuse me while I roll this large sack into my tent...

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