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Old 11-06-2002, 19:16:12   #151
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Shut up. Fucking cabana boy.
Who put the banana up your ass today monkey boy
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Old 11-06-2002, 19:18:54   #152
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Old 11-06-2002, 19:19:57   #153
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That's an indestructible banana made of modern, space age plastics. He never has to take it out.
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Old 11-06-2002, 19:21:31   #154
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Look! It's the little lost fucking Dutch boy. Shoving the fucking thumb up anybody's crack lately?
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Old 11-06-2002, 19:22:22   #155
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It takes 4 bananas to get me riled.
Now that's a MAJOR LEAGUE asshole you have their Mr. Monkey...

Oh... and one Mai Tai coming right up...

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Old 11-06-2002, 19:24:01   #156
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Cabana boy know how to treat Ass Monkey right. You get bananas after me done with them for tip.
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Old 11-06-2002, 19:51:04   #157
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Whatsamatta Ass Monkey, hemorrhoids acting up?
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Old 11-06-2002, 19:52:09   #158
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Cute little Dutch boy. You need tulip planting in your ass?
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Old 11-06-2002, 19:54:49   #159
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You need something more than a tulip planted in your ass, monkey.
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Old 11-06-2002, 19:56:39   #160
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Little Dutch boy like that? Thought you liked girls. Ass Monkey admit when wrong.
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Old 12-06-2002, 07:08:09   #161
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Here you go Morons....
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Old 12-06-2002, 19:26:17   #162
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Ming - you owe me a picture of your secretary. Asswipe.
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Old 13-06-2002, 19:49:42   #163
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So where the fuck is it cabana boy?

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Old 14-06-2002, 01:48:15   #164
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Ming - you owe me a picture of your secretary. Asswipe.
She didn't like the idea when I asked her for a photo

I'll keep trying. I remember we took some pics at one of our office parties and posted them on one of those web sites... I just can't remember which one...
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Old 14-06-2002, 08:11:59   #165
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Hey! Ass Monkey!
If I've got 6 kills and 30 points, how come Funkodrom has 5 kills and 30 points?

Huh? Huh?
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Old 14-06-2002, 08:16:05   #166
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Ass Monkeys can't count that's why.
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Old 14-06-2002, 08:23:36   #167
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Hey! Ass Monkey!
If I've got 6 kills and 30 points, how come Funkodrom has 5 kills and 30 points?

Huh? Huh?
Uhuh! Uhuh!

Bah!
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Old 18-06-2002, 09:44:33   #168
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Here is your update. You don't deserve it you gay twats.
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Old 23-06-2002, 07:34:53   #169
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I go away for a few days and you retards can only manage 3 Kills. Fucking losers that's what you are...
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Old 23-06-2002, 16:10:35   #170
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Old 23-06-2002, 16:11:46   #171
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Old 23-06-2002, 16:13:56   #172
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Old 23-06-2002, 16:15:44   #173
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That is desperate

What's next... MBeasts
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Old 23-06-2002, 16:17:01   #174
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Old 24-06-2002, 00:01:07   #175
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Well MBeast is the official LAtin name for a KBeast.
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Old 24-06-2002, 18:39:16   #176
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Ass Monkey Say Fuck you all you poontangless peons. Update!
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Old 24-06-2002, 18:41:43   #177
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Ass Monkey Say Fuck you all you poontangless peons. Update!
And we love you too... Is it my imagination, or is he starting to mellow a little
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Old 24-06-2002, 18:44:10   #178
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Not completely updated. Why won't that worthless piece of shit Koshko defend himself?
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Old 24-06-2002, 20:10:06   #179
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Old 24-06-2002, 20:16:54   #180
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Wrong is about the only thing you are add wiper. Now go and get Ass Monkey some beer!
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Old 24-06-2002, 20:27:44   #181
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Now give me my rightful K. Or at least a partial as the hunt was clearly unclear.
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Old 24-06-2002, 20:29:55   #182
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Old 24-06-2002, 20:31:24   #183
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Old 24-06-2002, 20:34:34   #184
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That's hardly a vote of confidence then.
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Old 24-06-2002, 20:34:49   #185
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Old 24-06-2002, 20:37:09   #186
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Although he is bringing the beer. Although I may also note it's single beers and not cases.
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Old 24-06-2002, 20:39:05   #187
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While I do really like you guys... Only Ass Monkey asked for it.
So I'm giving him a choice of light or dark beer

The rest of you can find your own beer
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Old 24-06-2002, 20:41:49   #188
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Further proof that RAH is an Ass Monkey.
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Old 24-06-2002, 21:24:10   #189
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Where is my beer Lurker you ass wipe?
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Old 24-06-2002, 22:29:50   #190
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Where my K, you add wipe?
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Old 26-06-2002, 17:39:32   #191
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You turd licker get shit.

Updates for Dizzy Tizzy's kills done. They rest of you pukes bite Ass Monkey's Ass!
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Old 26-06-2002, 19:00:15   #192
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Old 26-06-2002, 20:47:39   #193
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Old 26-06-2002, 20:49:50   #194
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Old 26-06-2002, 20:53:51   #195
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Old 26-06-2002, 20:55:50   #196
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Old 26-06-2002, 20:56:35   #197
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