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Old 14-05-2002, 15:37:04   #101
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Old 14-05-2002, 15:39:07   #102
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Old 16-05-2002, 07:30:21   #103
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Old 20-05-2002, 07:40:28   #104
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Updated to 96K.

Listen up assholes. I am not going to award a Kill if you don't do the basics and countback or agree a winner after the kill. Its not much to ask you gay twats to do is it?

To qualify for a K it needs to be clear who got it or the participants need to agree who it goes to. If you don't do this no points will be awarded and the only prize is going to be me throwing Monkey Shit at you for being monumentally stupid...

92K is awarded to KrazyHorse because RedFred withdrew his claim. Otherwise there would be no partials - just abuse.

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Old 21-05-2002, 18:32:05   #105
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Another update, another forum full of morons.....

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Old 21-05-2002, 18:33:23   #106
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Old 21-05-2002, 18:35:15   #107
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Old 21-05-2002, 18:47:49   #108
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Old 23-05-2002, 21:27:21   #109
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Listen up - another update completed.
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Old 25-05-2002, 19:54:04   #110
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Ming is a bastard. And the rest of you are ass wipes....

I'm awarding points by "log on" not by poster - given the number of fake posters we have round here I'd never be able to work out who was who otherwise...

Now who is up for a face full of monkey shit?
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Old 25-05-2002, 19:58:11   #111
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Old 25-05-2002, 19:59:06   #112
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Old 25-05-2002, 20:01:45   #113
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Old 25-05-2002, 20:03:38   #114
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Old 25-05-2002, 20:07:03   #116
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Twat! Thats 1K there not 10K....
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Old 25-05-2002, 20:08:40   #117
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Old 26-05-2002, 16:54:56   #118
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I'm awarding points by "log on" not by poster - given the number of fake posters we have round here I'd never be able to work out who was who otherwise...
Bullshit...
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Ming is a bastard, Ming es un bastardo, Ming est un b‚tard, Ming Ť un bastardo, Mingus bastardus est, Ming ist ein Mistkerl, Ming jest bÍkartem, Ming šr en horunge, Mingas yra benkartas, Ming korcs, O Ming ine bastarthos, Ming on rakastajani...
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Old 26-05-2002, 17:07:30   #119
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You angling for a facefull of Monkey Shit banning boy? Just say the word.....

Its really simple but I see I have to make it clearer for you retards .

If you use more than one identity to chase K beasts you won't get all your points lumped together. Short of letting me check IP addresses there is no way I can verify who really got the K if you hunt with AEs. So it's YOUR fault for using more than one Identity on the board.

Is that clear enough or would you like me to send you a monkey turd?
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Old 26-05-2002, 17:18:43   #120
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I switched handles because somebody was nice enough to let me have the handle I usually go with... And that's the one I now use to vote and Khunt with, and post with 99% of the time...

You don't need to do an IP check when something hits you across the back of the head...

So yeah... it's still Bullshit


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Old 26-05-2002, 17:36:48   #121
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Tell me Ming. If I agree to merging your points, what do I say to the next geezer who wants me to do this and then the one after him? A clear rule is a fair rule. A rule depending on judgement is arbitary. Going along with this probably would piss Venom off so I am sorely tempted, but; to be honest, I'd rather not open up this particular Pandora's box.

If it helps, the above image is for you.....

You could always stick to your old handle when chasing K beasts..

Nuff Said, unless you can convince me that going along with this is going to make Venom absolutely and completely pissed, I'm unlikely to chance my mind....
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Old 26-05-2002, 17:47:16   #122
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You could always stick to your old handle when chasing K beasts..

Too much work to log on and log back in... If I could have started with this log on in the first place, I would have

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Nuff Said, unless you can convince me that going along with this is going to make Venom absolutely and completely pissed, I'm unlikely to chance my mind....
Well... you never know unless you give it a chance... Because as you say, anything that Pisses Venom off is a good thing. So why not roll the die
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Old 26-05-2002, 17:50:44   #123
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I'll think about it but don't hold your breath unless you want to turn as green as your avatar....
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Old 26-05-2002, 17:54:02   #124
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I'll think about it but don't hold your breath unless you want to turn as green as your avatar....
Best I could hope for... Thanks...


Oh... and after the party at my place last night, I really don't have to hold my breath to be that green this morning...
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Old 27-05-2002, 02:34:49   #125
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Old 27-05-2002, 19:45:31   #126
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Listen up bumcrack assholes

The next K is 100K. Don't forget it or else. As there will not be a chance to hunt 99.999K separately, the 99.999th post will also count as a K if it is in the 100K thread (otherwise its a partial).

Don't fuck it up you bunch of retards.....
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Old 28-05-2002, 02:51:40   #127
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Old scoreboard at ACOL we never merged AE's.
That is correct... However, when the Ming log on was released to me there, you changed my listing to Ming and just added any new points I got to my original account. Because again, this isn't a matter of being an AE... It's a matter of me finally getting my handle of choice. It should be viewed more as a simple name change vs that of being an AE
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and if you don't understand any of these... Ming. Bastard is he. yesssss.
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Old 28-05-2002, 03:20:55   #128
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I agree with Ming on this one. But the Leaderboard moderators can be really anal. When I lost my DaShi login on ACOL and used DaShi's AE for all my khunt, then got DaShi back, the moderator at the time wouldn't carry my scores over to the DaShi account. So I ended up having two accounts on the leaderboard. Of course, the moderator at that time was a real ass.
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Old 28-05-2002, 07:08:38   #129
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Old 28-05-2002, 15:09:04   #130
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No it was me and yes we were strict, but fair.

I don't run this one so it's up to the Ass Monkey on making the determination as to merging records.

All I can say is that I wish I could have merged all my AE's at ACOL.
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Old 28-05-2002, 20:11:14   #131
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Well you didn't fuck up 100K. I'm very surprised.

Ming - I'm not really prepared to rule in your favour, but if you ask really nicely and provide evidence of how much it will piss Venom off, I might be moved to mercy.
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Old 28-05-2002, 20:14:45   #132
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Old 28-05-2002, 21:15:13   #133
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Well you didn't fuck up 100K. I'm very surprised.

Ming - I'm not really prepared to rule in your favour, but if you ask really nicely and provide evidence of how much it will piss Venom off, I might be moved to mercy.
Yes... it was a grand hunt... worthy of it's special nature. Fast and furious it was, with success at the end.

Oh...

Please... You must know from reading these forums that anything that will make me happy will only piss Venom off.

Any decision you make is fine by me... But I did have to try.
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Old 29-05-2002, 17:35:20   #134
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Old 29-05-2002, 17:37:27   #135
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Old 29-05-2002, 17:39:47   #136
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Old 29-05-2002, 17:49:14   #138
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What the Fuck is going on here people?

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Fookin' losers, here's ya fookin' update.
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Old 06-06-2002, 23:03:21   #144
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Old 11-06-2002, 13:17:21   #146
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No reason not to bump this thread.

Get your sorry ass in gear, wipe the shit off your fingers and update the leaderboard, you miserable excuse for an ass monkey.
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Old 11-06-2002, 18:41:51   #148
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You fucking pukes get updated, as if you fucking deserved it.
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That's the spirit
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Ming is a bastard, Ming es un bastardo, Ming est un b‚tard, Ming Ť un bastardo, Mingus bastardus est, Ming ist ein Mistkerl, Ming jest bÍkartem, Ming šr en horunge, Mingas yra benkartas, Ming korcs, O Ming ine bastarthos, Ming on rakastajani...
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