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Old 12-01-2007, 15:33:56   #1
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Don't tell me why your ramrod is so small, I will better help you to make it really Bigger!

Why bigger? Because over 71% of all women need a longer sausage to satisfy their desire!
Anyone know if that statistic is true?
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Old 12-01-2007, 15:36:32   #2
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Longer than what?
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Old 12-01-2007, 15:38:12   #3
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my girlfriend's sausage is long enough thanks
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i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with.
after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again.
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Old 12-01-2007, 15:42:53   #4
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Old 12-01-2007, 15:51:04   #5
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Old 12-01-2007, 16:39:40   #6
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71% is pretty accurate, but I'm confused because he's saying "over 71%"

does that mean something like 71,3 or even 71,9%?
or rather, really over 71, like 85% for example?
I wish he was clearer.
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Old 12-01-2007, 16:47:28   #7
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Could have been a she. Hence the insight in women's needs.
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Old 12-01-2007, 17:08:31   #8
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What kind of sausage? Breakfast sausage? Or dinner sausage? Maybe some kind of weird German sausage, you know, the really big kind that gives you gas.
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Old 12-01-2007, 17:14:57   #9
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Mmm, sausages.
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Old 12-01-2007, 17:16:22   #10
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Even better: barbecued sausages.
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Old 14-01-2007, 00:04:22   #11
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It's more like 95%. Women say size doesn't matter ... up until you ask then what their ideal size is. Then they say a size that's a good 2 inches larger than the statistical average.
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Old 15-01-2007, 10:01:35   #12
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*points and laughs at Koshko*
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i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with.
after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again.
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Old 15-01-2007, 10:03:44   #13
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