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Old 08-07-2002, 20:36:57   #101
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Old 08-07-2002, 20:36:59   #102
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Old 08-07-2002, 20:37:10   #103
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Old 08-07-2002, 20:37:24   #104
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Old 08-07-2002, 20:37:38   #105
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Old 08-07-2002, 20:37:49   #106
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The mutliple records of gunshots filled the air of the glade as the Cbeast met an ugly end.
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Old 08-07-2002, 20:39:11   #107
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DaShi gathers the pieces and prepares a nice hearty stew.
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Old 08-07-2002, 20:39:42   #108
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That word could only mean one thing...Walrus had once again slipped into his Charlton Heston personna.
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Old 08-07-2002, 20:40:23   #109
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Angered by being beaten to the draw, walrus and *EIF* turned their attentions to the successful hunter... but could DaShi escape the forum in time?
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Old 08-07-2002, 20:41:57   #110
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"He shall not pass!" echoed forth in thunderous tones from the frothing mass of clouds now gathering ominously above.
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Old 08-07-2002, 20:42:13   #111
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After tasting the delicious Cbeast stew, the thoughts of both would be assailants turned from DaShi's untimely demise to that of the single outhouse located a few feet away.
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Old 08-07-2002, 20:43:54   #112
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Once again the frothing mass of clouds churned in demonic fury as bolts of lightening lit the glade in periodic illumination.
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Old 09-07-2002, 11:32:06   #113
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One bolt struck the would-be assailants' intended destination, obliterating it in a loud, yet sonerous explosion.
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Old 09-07-2002, 17:25:01   #114
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"What was that?" cried a now very excited little faerie Venom as the sound and fury wrapped her little group like a blanket of down on a cold winter's morning.
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Old 10-07-2002, 11:31:23   #115
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"Let's investigate!" shouted a faerie and they all exitedly flew off to see what was going on in the glade, giggling wildly as they flew.
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Old 10-07-2002, 17:16:55   #116
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Flew they did, with dives and swirls and loops and pinwheels galore.
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Old 10-07-2002, 17:56:08   #117
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When the giggling faeries reached the epicenter of the exitement, they found a bemused Walrus who seemingly, directed the lightning bolts as they blasted away at the glade.
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Old 10-07-2002, 17:57:08   #118
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"Pay no attention to that Walrus!" boomed a voice from out of the heavens with a defeaning roar.
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Old 10-07-2002, 19:09:44   #119
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Ignoring the booming voice, Venom flew down and perched on Walrus' shoulder, giving him an affectionate peck on the cheek.
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Old 10-07-2002, 19:11:03   #120
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"How's it going ol' tusk face?" queried the queer little faerie.
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Old 10-07-2002, 19:14:15   #121
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"Better than you're going to be, my little pretty!" screeched Walrus as he motioned with his arms to redirect some stray lightning bolts.
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Old 10-07-2002, 19:18:40   #122
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Avoiding the lightening was easy for the nimble faerie Venom who shot back, "What's gotten your panites in a bunch today?"
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Old 10-07-2002, 20:09:13   #123
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"Trippin' and Smaug are plotting to destroy the glade" exclaimed Walrus as he directed another bolt of lightning toward the glade, destroying yet another tree.
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Old 10-07-2002, 21:26:41   #124
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"So blastin' 'em with thunderbolts solves the problem?" asked the incredulous pixie.
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Old 11-07-2002, 11:26:21   #125
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"No," admitted Walrus while continuing his urban renewal project on the glade, "but it distracts them from realizing their plans!"
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Meanwhile, back in the glade Smaug turns to Trip and says, "I'm distracted by all this lightening, what was our plan again?"
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"Huh?!?" quized Trippin' as he dodged another lightning bolt, "We have a plan?!?"
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The now dazed and confused pair were hoping and dodging lightening bolts as the dark, churning clouds began to admit a light and lilting laugh.
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Both Trippin' and Smaug looked quizically to the heavens (while dodging lightning bolts), wondering what was going to happen next.
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The faerie Venom glanced nervously at Walrus who was now, in addition to spewing lightening bolts indiscriminently, laughing rather manically and without connection to reality.
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In desperation, the fair faerie Venom flew quickly and brightly to Trippin', hoping her lovebug can do something about the maniacal and out-of-control Walrus.
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But it was a tactical mistake because, as anyone who has read tehr story so far should have known, Trip and Smaug were out to kill all the faeries, especially the faire one named Venom.
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But Venom, oblivious to the fate awaiting her, drew close to Trippin', dodging the lightning bolts directed by the mad Walrus.
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"Pssst!" hissed Trippin' trying to get the attention of the dragon who had just hoped back into the compost heap while avoiding another lightening bolt.
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"Spring a leak, big boy?" asked the fair faerie Venom with a wink, blowing a kiss at her lovebug Trippin'.
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As quick as a cat on coke Trip spun around and shot his patented plamethrower from the hip, a jolt of flame pouring out towards the startled Faerie Venom.
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Trippin' made an astonishing, yet to be expected, discovery that faeries are fireproof as the flames flew by the fair faerie Venom without even singeing her wings.
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"Well fuck my anus with a rusty spork" he exclaimed in shear surprise and not a little disgust.
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It was accompanied by the Good witch of the North, Gelinda the Good who said, "Be carfeul what you wish for!" in that annoying, singsong voice of hers.
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Trippin' snarled and blasted Glinda with his flamethrower, hoping that good witches aren't fireproof.
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But alas they were and the rusty spork hurtled towards it's ultimate destination amid the clamour of lightening bolts, lilting manical laughter and bemused Faerie looks.
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Needless to say, when the spork found its target, there was much noisemaking and thrashing about by Trippin'.
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Smaug stood quietly by and observed, "Now there is something you don't see everyday."
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The faire fairie Venom looked on is shocked bemusement as the object of her desire was brutalized by the rusty spork, still traumatized by the fiery attack she had just experienced.
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"Oh woe is me!"she cried in lament.
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The rusty spork, having completed its task, popped out of existance, leaving a very bemused Trippin' to gather his wits about him.
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An air of silence soon engulfed the glade as the lightening bolts sotpped and Trip looked at the dragon who was just opening his mouth to speak but was interrupted by Trip, "Don't say a fuckin' word, not one.... fuckin'..... word."
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Since Smaug was denied the right of speech, the fair faeire Venom took voice: "how fit are you now, 'Trippy?"
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"Fit enough to fuck you up real good you fuckin' piece of fearie fuckin' trash!" he shot back at her.
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