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Old 18-06-2006, 19:45:20   #1
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Danger Wanks (nsfw maybe)

Fred stoled from another forum I'm a regular from, and many laughs came out of that.

Anyway, it originated from this guy having a wank in his girlfriends bedroom whilst she was in the bathroom. Sketchy if she caught him because it'd be all like "Why would you want to do that when you could do me!?"

So post senarios/ideas of dangerous/stunt acts of self pleasures.
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Old 18-06-2006, 20:06:40   #2
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yeah, if you have a girlfreind who wants some.. why not do her instead of wank?

I don't understand that...

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Old 18-06-2006, 20:07:32   #3
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I don't see anything or hear anything, so I don't know why it would be nsfw

in other news, maybe I am so down on wanking because I have done it so many times the last ~14 years

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Old 18-06-2006, 20:07:47   #4
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Curiously enough, a young woman has just e-mailed me a photo of a man holding the penis of a killer whale.
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Old 18-06-2006, 20:10:20   #5
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That is very curious... do you often have young women email you bestiality porn?

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Old 18-06-2006, 20:11:36   #6
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It's not bestiality porn. I think the bloke is a vet.
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Old 18-06-2006, 20:12:15   #7
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Oh... Is the young woman a vet?

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Old 18-06-2006, 20:12:28   #8
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HAHA!!

Doing it in a lift. Either totally isolated or everyone can see!
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Old 18-06-2006, 20:13:20   #9
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In any event, I think that killer whales are an animal that it's best not to attempt bestiality porn with- alongside wolverines and swarms of hornets.
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Old 18-06-2006, 20:13:56   #10
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Doing it in class when a movie is being played. Doing it in the Library. Doing it at an industrial plant (like a cannery).

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Old 18-06-2006, 20:14:02   #11
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Oh... Is the young woman a vet?

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Old 18-06-2006, 20:15:23   #12
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Hmm, I don't know much about Sikhs I will admit.

I have seen insect porn.

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Old 18-06-2006, 20:20:40   #13
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Doing it with your parents in the same room.

Another one was mentioned - Doing it and shout your mum to come upstairs, and try to come before she gets there.
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Old 18-06-2006, 20:32:09   #14
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Doing it in the car. Doing it with people in the same room.

We are talking about things we have done or thought of doing right?

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Old 18-06-2006, 20:36:36   #15
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yeah, anything like that

Doing it whilst parachuting!!

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Old 19-06-2006, 07:03:17   #16
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Doing it with your parents in the same room.

Another one was mentioned - Doing it and shout your mum to come upstairs, and try to come before she gets there.
Been a little while since most of the peeps here lived at home...
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Old 19-06-2006, 07:11:37   #17
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*fap**fap**fap*Doing it now?*fap**fap**fap*Whilst at work*fap**fap**fap*
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Old 19-06-2006, 18:38:49   #18
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Old 20-06-2006, 06:46:16   #19
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Been a little while since most of the peeps here lived at home...
No reason why you can't invite your folks over and try this anyway.
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Old 20-06-2006, 09:33:56   #20
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Doing it with your parents in the same room.

Another one was mentioned - Doing it and shout your mum to come upstairs, and try to come before she gets there.
I think I can handle that. It would take her around 45 minutes to drive the 65 km to my house and climb the stairs.
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Old 20-06-2006, 13:00:53   #21
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so you could just chill for 44 min 30 sec then
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Old 20-06-2006, 14:15:23   #22
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Old 20-06-2006, 14:17:36   #23
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Old 20-06-2006, 21:08:23   #24
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