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Old 20-04-2006, 11:56:15   #1
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Hypothetical DICK problem

Ok, imagine this scenario: There's a dick in your house that is not (as you originally believed) made of flesh and blood but is in fact made of some kind of board. Unfortunately someone accidentally puts their foot through this dick in an incident which may or may not be drink-related.

Now, how would you go about repairing said dick in such a way that it would leave a nice creamy smooth surface?

My hypothetical answers start by cutting out the offending dick but i do not have any good hypothetical suggestions for how to insert a seamless replacement. Hypothetically one could simply nail a slightly larger dick over the damaged zone but this would lead to an unsightly bump in the middle of the pants.

All answers to this hypothetical problem greatfully received.
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Old 20-04-2006, 12:07:43   #2
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You're screwed!

Hypothetically of course...
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Old 20-04-2006, 12:40:51   #3
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just imagine that it is not hypothetically.
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Old 20-04-2006, 12:46:18   #4
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It's got to be smooth. Greg doesn't want splinters when he's ramming this wooden dick in his ass.
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Old 20-04-2006, 12:50:29   #5
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woulden?
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Old 20-04-2006, 12:55:01   #6
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Why woulden't it?
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Old 20-04-2006, 13:08:04   #7
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jesjes it wooden't
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Old 22-04-2006, 01:42:49   #8
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Well, one solution would be to stick a thin metal plate, the same size as the board dick, to reinforce the joint.

The drawback is the number of homosexual men who would assume you were sexually aroused by their appearance.

Some posters would not consider that a drawback. I would.
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Old 22-04-2006, 05:45:51   #9
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the better question is why would you have a wooden dick in your house? can you say splinters? ow!
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Old 22-04-2006, 08:55:48   #10
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Just buy a new wooden dick.
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Old 22-04-2006, 09:55:03   #11
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Pinocchio?
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