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Old 20-08-2005, 21:00:54   #1
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Some sage advice from Mr G

jesjesjes, we need it! Give it to us my little love monkey!
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Old 20-08-2005, 21:54:42   #2
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Old 20-08-2005, 21:55:06   #3
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well here irt comes.

#1 when it feels good and smells good............ it is good
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Old 20-08-2005, 22:03:47   #4
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Old 20-08-2005, 23:26:54   #5
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if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and tastes good with plum sauce...its a duck.
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Old 20-08-2005, 23:47:58   #6
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Old 20-08-2005, 23:52:12   #7
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#3 if a girl says no then it's not the beginning of the sentence : no i do not look like my mother now stop talking and take me up the ass.
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Old 21-08-2005, 00:50:59   #8
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#4 - never accept calamari from a rabbi.
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Old 21-08-2005, 11:38:05   #9
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Old 21-08-2005, 12:01:18   #10
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Old 22-08-2005, 06:15:14   #11
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Brown card for #3

Cannabal/vomit card if I understood #4 correctly.
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Old 22-08-2005, 09:59:36   #12
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This is actually useful practical advice.
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Old 22-08-2005, 11:42:54   #13
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Old 22-08-2005, 11:53:52   #14
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Brown card for #3

Cannabal/vomit card if I understood #4 correctly.
Still don't get #4.
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Old 22-08-2005, 11:54:41   #15
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Rabbis do circumcisions, he's saying that the cut off foreskin looks like calamari/squid rings.
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Old 22-08-2005, 11:55:03   #16
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Its the type of calamari that's ALWAYS kosher.
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Old 22-08-2005, 12:24:38   #17
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Aaaaaahhhhh, like that. I would not have any knowledge of such a thing. Are all americans cut by rabis, or by regular doctors.
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Old 23-08-2005, 00:30:49   #18
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Old 23-08-2005, 01:56:04   #19
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Old 23-08-2005, 02:33:31   #20
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Further proof that Drekkus's ignorance knows no bounds.
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Old 23-08-2005, 09:46:46   #21
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Old 23-08-2005, 10:12:15   #22
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I wonder, how much is the % of circumcised males, among the NON-JEW* population in the USA and in Europe.


*this is not because of racism/prejudice/intolerance, but to have a medical statistical figure not biased by those who'd do it anyway for religious purposes, in which I'm not interested at all.
I was curious about the alleged health/comfort/decorum/peerpressure/politicalcorrectenss issue making the practice a social fad/must overseas...
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Old 23-08-2005, 10:15:04   #23
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we can do a little CG-test.

mine is as mother nature thougt it ought to be.
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Old 23-08-2005, 10:22:21   #24
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#4 when you take a shit, take off the cover of the toiletseat.
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Old 23-08-2005, 11:34:22   #25
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We've had #4...I filled in for you
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Old 23-08-2005, 11:41:41   #26
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#4 when you take a shit, take off the cover of the toiletseat.
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Old 23-08-2005, 11:42:26   #27
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#5 when you take a shit, take off the cover of the toiletseat
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Old 23-08-2005, 11:47:40   #28
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inderdeeeeeeeeeeeeed

and don't forget to lower your pants and underpants.......
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Old 23-08-2005, 13:26:59   #29
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is that #5.1? (or #5.1/2?)
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Old 23-08-2005, 13:31:20   #30
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#5.1 beta or the 5.1.2
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Old 23-08-2005, 13:48:11   #31
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I meant pants #5.1 and underpants #5.2

or better:

#5.1
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Old 23-08-2005, 13:56:00   #32
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Old 23-08-2005, 13:57:52   #33
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This is more like gay advice from Mr. Sage.
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Old 23-08-2005, 14:05:52   #34
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Old 23-08-2005, 15:16:17   #35
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I think most guys are cut over here. They didn't even use to ask the parents!

Now they are claiming that, medically speaking, it is a good thing to do. Sounds like lawsuit avoidance to me.
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Old 23-08-2005, 19:16:25   #36
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Old 23-08-2005, 19:32:18   #37
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at first I thought this was the what do you like to have in your mouth thread

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Old 23-08-2005, 19:38:19   #38
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they used to cut routinely, without asking - at the time it was thought to be better for hygenic reasons.

Finally read RedFred's post- I'm Captain Obvious again!!!

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Really ! How Many $M did they get sued for ?
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Some guys have it done as adults. Makes my crotch hurt just thinking of it.
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#6.1 Always kick Japher always always pleez don't stop
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Old 25-08-2005, 18:55:30   #46
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as in ............ kick pleezzzz?
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swell idea, thank you
but then i will do other things i guess
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