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Old 30-03-2002, 09:27:06   #1
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58K : The Hunt for the Steak Sauce

We were having a little shin-ding, just me and a few thousand of the board's AEs when suddenly, the Walrus AE stood up and shouted, 'There's no more steak sauce!'. A hush fell over the American AEs. No steack sauce? The horror!
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:28:21   #2
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'How can we eat our K Beast steaks then?' cried Ninja Hamster's Ghost AE.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:29:13   #3
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The British AEs just laughed.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:29:57   #4
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'Silly American AEs!' they snickered and laughed.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:30:28   #5
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:31:53   #6
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'Those smug bastards', he thought, as he gulped down another pitcher of Genuine American Horse Piss that the bartender claimed was Pat's Blue Ribbon.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:33:29   #7
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Grabbing the pitcher sitting in front of the Goob AE, Venom drank and drank.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:34:02   #8
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'There's got to be a way to make them pay.', he thought.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:34:52   #9
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Venom had noticed that MikeH and Resource Consumer had been having a drawing contest earlier with the preciouse Steak Sauce.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:35:22   #10
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'If they hadn't done that, I'd have plenty.', he thought.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:35:49   #11
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So Venom sat and drank, and drank and thought... and drank some more.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:36:30   #12
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'Look at those smug bastards!' he thought again, watching them eat their KBeast steaks with curry.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:37:25   #13
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'Ugh. Curry. Horrid stuff.' He thought, recalling his last trip to Englishland.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:38:17   #14
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'Those damn, smug bastards, always stuffing their face with curry!' He thought.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:38:41   #15
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A sudden flash went off in his brain.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:39:14   #16
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Venom grabbed the table, frightened and worried he was having a stroke.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:40:10   #17
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After a few minutes, he realized that the pain in his head was from having a new idea in it, and not a stroke, or alcohol induced coma setting in again.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:40:50   #18
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'What can we do?' gnashed the Chris AE.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:41:33   #19
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'How can we eat our KBeast Steak without our steak sauce?' grumbled the Walrus AE.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:43:04   #20
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'We could squeeze Darkstar's blood out.' said the HelloKitty AE, 'but it would be too watery and taste like pooh, I think' she continued.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:44:36   #21
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'We could send Ajli to the store.' said the Goob AE.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:45:04   #22
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'Don't be silly, man!' Answered Walrus.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:45:27   #23
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'He's still locked up at school!' Walrus continued.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:46:31   #24
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'We could try that mayonaise on it, I suppose' said The Lady Of Chicken AE.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:47:15   #25
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'WHAT? The French and Dutch AE seem to like it.' she answered defensively.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:47:22   #26
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Your aware your 240 posts short, right?
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:47:27   #27
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:48:58   #28
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(Just having some fun, gang. Want to join in?)
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:49:35   #29
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'I know what to do.' said Venom.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:49:59   #30
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Everyone ignored him, as always.
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It's kind of hard to post 240 times and say nothing, I'm not Venom or Mike, you know.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:50:28   #32
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'I know what we can do!' Venom said, louder.
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(No problems Chris. Just being a snot, like normal. )
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:51:34   #34
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'Later Venom.' said Walrus.
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'We are discussing important adult matters now.' Walrus continued.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:52:43   #36
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Venom's anger continued to grow.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:53:47   #37
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'We could try cheese?' suggested Koshko.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:54:47   #38
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'There's noone here from Wisconson.' replied the OldWarrior42 AE.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:55:41   #39
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'Well... what are you fat assed lily white panzies going to do?' prodded HelloKitty.
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'We take their curry.' interjected Venom.
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Taking the loss of FFZ kinda hard, ain't ya?
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:56:51   #42
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'That's disgusting, even for you Venom.' replied Walrus.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:57:42   #43
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'And not even HelloKitty could eat it.' replied Chris.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:58:18   #44
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'And Kitty will eat anything!' joked the Trippin' Daily AE.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:58:42   #45
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'No.' said Venom.
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Old 30-03-2002, 09:59:30   #46
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'That's a good Venom.' said Walrus.
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'Now, go back to drinking your beer, and let us grown people figure out what to do.' continued Walrus.
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Not even the cold Genuine American Horse Piss and it's bitter after taste could calm down Venom.
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'Those idiots don't understand!' he thought.
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After listening to their plans for three pitchers, Venom couldn't stand it any longer.
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