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Old 21-04-2005, 16:43:19   #101
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Well, first the Baltimore Orioles restored order to the universe by whipping up on those bastard upstart Detroit Tigers on Tuesday night, but then then we're confronted with totally unpredictable -- the Boston Red Sox kicked their sorry asses all over the place last night. Who do these Red Sox think they are? One fucking World Series championship in 86 years and they have the cohones to think they can compete with the Baltimore Orioles?

There will be hell to pay.
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Old 22-04-2005, 16:39:26   #102
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Egads, it is a dark day on Orioleland. Those very same Boston Red Sox once again beat the Baltimore Orioles, this time by the highly improbable score of 1-0. Having scored zero runs in the past two games, I can only assume Baltimore has suffered an outbreak of the plague and the Orioles have been forced to retain the temporary services of a suburban high school team.

The plague is a horrible disease. Wish them well, my friends.
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Old 22-04-2005, 16:41:22   #103
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Old 25-04-2005, 17:14:40   #105
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Cruddy did some witchcraft and the plague was cured. The Baltimore Orioles won all three games over the weekend and have resumed their normal position atop the American League East.

I am fully aware it was against Toronto and that Canadians don't really play baseball, but you can only play who they put against you on the schedule. Next up, the Scranton Middle School girls' junior varsity softball team.
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Old 25-04-2005, 17:28:34   #106
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Old 26-04-2005, 02:10:10   #107
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No but the Wilkes Barre team is a killer
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Old 26-04-2005, 15:11:23   #108
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Oops, turns out it wasn't the Scranton Middle School, but the world champion Boston Red Sox. With the plague cured, the Baltimore Orioles had no problem demonstrating who is the boss.

The season could be over in about two weeks. Poor Yankees.
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Old 27-04-2005, 06:47:56   #109
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Old 27-04-2005, 15:16:41   #110
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The Baltimore Orioles felt a little sorry for the (wannabe) Scranton Middle School team last night and let them take an early lead. They made things right in the end, though, whipping up on those upstart world champion Boston Red Sox.

One more win, and we (yes, it's "we" for now) are guaranteed to be in first place in May. Woohoo!
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Old 29-04-2005, 16:45:52   #112
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Been quiet the past two days. The final game of the 3 game series between the Baltimore Orioles and world champion Boston Red Sox was "postponed", allegedly because of rain. I am certain, however, the Red Sox were tired of getting their asses whupped and simply fabricated that hightly unlikely "rain" excuse just to get rid of the Orioles.

Also, the Orioles did not play yesterday. Some would say that's because baseball players need a day off every now and then, but I think it was because they couldn't find anyone willing to play the mighty O's.
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Old 29-04-2005, 16:47:38   #113
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They seem to play pretty much every day! - do people actually go and watch every day?
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Old 29-04-2005, 16:52:04   #114
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Of course. Moreso as the weather gets warmer and schools are out, but most teams probably average between 20,000 and 40,000 per game. Good teams more, bad teams less.
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Old 29-04-2005, 16:54:49   #115
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Old 29-04-2005, 16:58:42   #116
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Tickets for the Orioles range from about $10 (really shitty seats) to $45, with everything in between. I don't consider most ticket prices to be excessive for baseball games. The problem is they charge an arm and a leg for beer and food once you get there.
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Old 29-04-2005, 17:00:16   #117
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Really cheap compared to football prices here.

I paid 50 to go to Stamford Bridge (chelsea's ground)
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Old 29-04-2005, 17:01:43   #118
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The upcoming Pittsburgh games this weekend costs between $9 and $50. It depends on where you sit.
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Old 29-04-2005, 17:02:35   #119
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Prices for football, basketball and hockey here are similar to your football prices. Plus the outrageous price of beer and food.
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Just another ho-hum weekend for the Baltimore Orioles. May begins as April ended. We took all three games from some team that was too awed by the O's to really play well. Next up, the currently second place Toronto Blue Jays (not only an inferior baseball team, but one with an inferior species for a team name).
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Old 02-05-2005, 15:21:12   #123
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Esteemed in the same vein as Lurker the Shithead or Lurker the Extremely Short Dicked Pedophile.
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Old 02-05-2005, 15:32:33   #125
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Old 02-05-2005, 16:43:18   #129
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Old 03-05-2005, 13:17:51   #132
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The Baltimore Orioles lost yesterday, to some Canadian team no less.

Eyebrows have been raised.
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Old 04-05-2005, 14:32:37   #133
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The Baltimore Orioles have now lost twice in a row to the same upstart Canadian team. And last night those hockey puck sucking bastards refused to allow the O's to score a single run.

Typical couthless Canadians, showing no graciousness to their humble hosts.
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Old 04-05-2005, 14:54:42   #134
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Old 04-05-2005, 14:58:58   #135
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Old 04-05-2005, 15:07:42   #136
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Could you get some interesting info in those updates, to keep us hanging on? Like the colour of the grass, what the weather was like and the attendance record?
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I hate to say, but Drekkus makes a good suggestion.
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It would make you a better poster. And you need all the help you can get in that department.
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Also some interesting facts about the stadium the were playing in, if on the road.
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yaaay and also all those really boring facts would be nice.
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3:30am. Prime time slot for your target audience. Drunk people, insomniacs, or anyone else looking to go to sleep.
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Old 04-05-2005, 19:11:33   #150
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Well the Orioles are just about boring enough to cure my insomnia so my readership may not last long
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