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Old 01-02-2005, 09:45:00   #1
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What did you learn at the CG meeting?

I learnt about verliezers from some experts.

I learnt that rolly schtairs is considered a bit of a weird phrase - although the dutch for escalator does translate literally to roll steps.

I learnt that boots of escaping are rubbish in an enclosed area.
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:49:19   #2
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I learnt that lemonade is lemonade.

I learnt the Britts are bad with tiles at Gerkins.

I learnt that it's better to have an international definition of dingding.
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:51:31   #3
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:53:51   #4
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:57:37   #5
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:58:19   #6
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I learnt how to play Crash BandiKart - Whatever it was called, it should have been called that.
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:03:48   #7
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I leant Chinese tea is best drunk out of a bowl

I learnt never to drink John Smiths

I learnt to remember my own mental notes
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:05:53   #8
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And it was called Crash Nitro Kart, but I agree
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:06:41   #9
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I learnt NOT to order coffee at the pub.

better do the espresso thingy
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:08:00   #10
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I learnt that the Gherkin is on a road called St Mary's Axenue which is shortened to St Mary's Axe. I didn't learn why it was an Axenue.
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I learnt John Smiths is a beer.

DO NOT DRINK THAT.
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:16:42   #13
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:16:56   #14
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I learnt English Hangovers last two days.

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Old 01-02-2005, 10:27:06   #15
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I learnt it's dumb to stick out your tongue at a CG meeting.
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:30:37   #16
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I learnt that cider looks exactely like beer

I learnt that wearing armytrousers don't make you invulnarable

I learnt that a chinese called Wankey can actually have decent food

I learnt english taxis have neat folding, backwards placed seats

I learnt that you shouldn't play ps2 against tizzy

I learnt that some english bars have toilet areas as big as the bar area.
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:32:53   #17
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I learnt rotterdam airport rulesssssssssz big time
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:34:58   #18
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:37:41   #19
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I learnt nothing about uploading 100 pics
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:37:48   #20
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:42:45   #21
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I learnt that Drekkus thought he was not that drunk. wait till he sees: CG the movie
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:44:23   #22
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I learnt nothing about uploading 100 pics
Where can I host my pictures?

In order to show your pictures on B3ta, they must already be on the internet somewhere. You can't link to images on your hard drive and we can't afford the bandwidth to host the pictures for you.

The best idea is to buy some webspace and host your images there. It's not all that expensive, you get to have your own domain name and you can also make your own website with cool stuff like a gallery of the pics you've made for b3ta.

If you don't want to buy webspace, then it's a good idea to check with your Internet Service Provider. Lots of ISPs give you some webspace as part of the deal, so it's worth checking out.

The other option is to find somebody on the web willing to host your pictures for free. there are a few options out there, including:

* B3tards file uploader - made by coding genius and b3ta boarder 15135
* MSN Groups - b3ta boarder Spoon wrote this handy guide to using MSN Groups.
* Imageshack - also lets you host Flash stuff.
* UKdragon - B3ta boarder Kieren made this site for temporary b3ta hosting.
* Photobucket

Angelfire, Geocities and Tripod are not good places to host B3ta pictures, so please try somewhere different if you already have an account with them
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:48:27   #24
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If you knew someone with loads of spare webspace like Funko or Vincent you could ask them to host them.
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:56:30   #27
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Did he make his famous roofie english breakfast for you?
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It was english, no idea if it was roofie or not.

But funko and tizzy went out of their way from friday until sunday to make all the furriners feel at home, so
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Yep, got the full package
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I don't know what a roofie english breakfast is but I'm sure it must be something rude, HK posted it!
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Yep, got the full package
Thats good to hear that you got the full package from Mike with his roofie english breakfast.
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I learnt that them britts are schjmarter then i thought they were, so next time i'm gonna tell a story just four times.
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:59:09   #38
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Old 01-02-2005, 12:25:43   #39
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Works everytime. Glad you enjoyed yourself.
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Old 01-02-2005, 15:18:37   #44
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I learnt that the Gherkin is on a road called St Mary's Axenue which is shortened to St Mary's Axe. I didn't learn why it was an Axenue.
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Old 01-02-2005, 15:50:03   #45
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No silly, that's nothing like a PHd, that's a joke (humour value an issue of contention though )
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Old 01-02-2005, 15:56:55   #47
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Nah, that was no joke

Not even a german joke
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If it was a PHd I would have repied in response to Mike's axe/guitar joke by saying there would obviously no guitar shops in that region as it is in the financial district of London
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