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Liberty 3 37.50%
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Old 16-01-2005, 23:58:51   #1
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Important Poll: Who would win in a fight between Liberty and Justice?

Here are the facts:

- Liberty has a bigass flaming torch
- Justice has a set of scales that can be dismantled to form two thrown discs and a chain
- Justice may have Force powers to compensate for being blind.

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Old 17-01-2005, 00:01:06   #2
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Justice would win because it can strike from a distance and stay out of range of the torch.
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Old 17-01-2005, 00:01:54   #3
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In the real world Justice gets reamed every which way - but seeing as this is make believe Justice all the way, baby!
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Old 17-01-2005, 00:02:22   #4
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Liberty would win - it would take far too long for Justcie to dismatle her scales; she'd be burtnt to a crisp firdst.
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Old 17-01-2005, 00:09:19   #5
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I think Justice is hotter than Liberty. Liberty is kind of stocky.

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Old 17-01-2005, 00:10:16   #6
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Liberty...shes got muscle!!
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Old 17-01-2005, 00:11:47   #7
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That would make it harder to dodge Justice's discs though. Justice has agility on her side.

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Old 17-01-2005, 00:17:17   #8
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Liberty is a word Americans use in the wrong way and justice has a sword. No contest.
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Old 17-01-2005, 00:24:07   #9
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Justice does have a sword. That could be an important point.

Of course the whole exercise is rendered academic, because neither conceptual feminines actually exist.
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Old 17-01-2005, 01:04:47   #10
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Biggest. 100-0. Ever.

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Old 17-01-2005, 01:09:40   #11
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Old 17-01-2005, 01:10:16   #12
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Or was that a PHd?

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Old 17-01-2005, 01:38:39   #13
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PHd I would think
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Old 17-01-2005, 01:47:47   #14
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It was neither. A PHd has to be an attempt at making an obvious joke. A 100-0 has to be an obvious response. Obviously the personifications don't exist. I was rather poorly making the point that true realisations of the concepts themselves don't exist. i.e. There is no liberty or justice. That wasn't an obvious joke or obvious response, it was just a bit crap.
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Old 17-01-2005, 01:55:32   #15
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That was, like, the 100-nil/PHd supercombo.
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Old 17-01-2005, 01:56:29   #16
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But my reply was probably a 100-nil on its own. Or a PHd.
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Old 17-01-2005, 01:56:54   #17
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Anyone voting for Liberty should remember she's French.
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I thought PHd would be explaining the obvious joke.
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Old 17-01-2005, 10:47:02   #23
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Doesn't exclude a 100-0 does it?
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OG, yes it does. Unless maybe the obvious joke would be in question form. But the whole PHd thing is that someone gives an explanation of a joke that needs no explaining. The 'need no explaining' bit would make the 100-0 setup contradictory.
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So it was a PHd.

Anyway, more information has arisen. Justice may still not have Force powers (due to her lack of midichlorians ), but if she does it is only for sight, as most offensive Force powers cannot be used against a large copper statue.

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