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Old 16-01-2005, 10:27:51   #1
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Old 16-01-2005, 11:39:05   #4
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Old 16-01-2005, 11:40:12   #5
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Old 16-01-2005, 11:42:42   #6
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Old 16-01-2005, 12:02:26   #12
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Old 16-01-2005, 12:48:13   #13
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I was watching some indoor bowls on Friday night at about 1am. I love it.
On Eurosport? I think I saw it too!!! I was struck by a revolutionary philosophical concept: the bowls were NOT spherical!!!!!!

they were slightly flatter on two opposite.... "sides"
so, after rolling all the way on their round "equator", more often then not they happened to roll on the side and rest there, harder to budge away unless knocked pretty hard....
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And yes. that's correct, that shape also helps with curving the bowls into the target.
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On Eurosport? I think I saw it too!!! I was struck by a revolutionary philosophical concept: the bowls were NOT spherical!!!!!!
You mistake idiocy and inadequacy to make a good ball for revolutionary.
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OTOH, as my cowie just pointed out, everybody knows that "marbles" aren't exactly round either....
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OTOH exactly round is impossible
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Something he tells his clients when their round buildings end up square?
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on the same hand but to other significance???
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