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Old 30-06-2004, 20:18:04   #51
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:21:42   #53
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I have written a book. It could bore you all to death.
AKA an extra padded technical report.
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that could be a porn
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:26:39   #57
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You could write a book about hit german songs.

Maybe a short story.

Very short.

Never mind.
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:32:29   #61
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:39:36   #63
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she is the only serious writter here. The rest of us are only wannabees or, at best, technical report spitters.
Up yer bum.
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:41:28   #64
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It sounds like a winner. Anyone buying the film rights?
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:50:20   #69
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:56:44   #74
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I'll rename my new book from "The Fundamental Rights in European Union Law - System and General Doctrines" to "Up yer bum". Can only do it good.
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Old 30-06-2004, 21:04:25   #76
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"Up yer bum, no fight"?

Too Chrissian.
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I'd reply that this has something to do with chocolate, but it could lead to inappropriate conclusions.
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Roland was a warrior from the Land of the Midnight Sun
With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done
The deal was made in Denmark on a dark and stormy day
So he set out for Biafra to join the bloody fray

Through sixty-six and seven they fought the Congo war
With their fingers on their triggers, knee-deep in gore
For days and nights they battled the Bantu to their knees
They killed to earn their living and to help out the Congolese

Roland the Thompson gunner...

His comrades fought beside him - Van Owen and the rest
But of all the Thompson gunners, Roland was the best
So the CIA decided they wanted Roland dead
That son-of-a-bitch Van Owen blew off Roland's head

Roland the headless Thompson gunner
Norway's bravest son
Time, time, time
For another peaceful war
But time stands still for Roland
Til he evens up the score
They can still see his headless body stalking through the night
In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun
In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun

Roland searched the continent for the man who'd done him in
He found him in Mombassa in a barroom drinking gin
Roland aimed his Thompson gun - he didn't say a word
But he blew Van Owen's body from there to Johannesburg

Roland the headless Thompson gunner...
The eternal Thompson gunner
still wandering through the night
Now it's ten years later but he still keeps up the fight
In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley
Patty Hearst heard the burst of Roland's Thompson gun and bought it
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Old 30-06-2004, 21:30:41   #89
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Coincidentallly (?) Thales, (aka Whaleboy @ Poly), a new poster who registered today, says that he is a writer.
Anglehorns, perhaps you can quiz him, as well as Laz, about the trials and triumphs or writing.
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Old 30-06-2004, 21:40:28   #90
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Angelhorns, I suggest you talk to Kory.
she is the only serious writter here. The rest of us are only wannabees or, at best, technical report spitters.
Incorrect. Lady_of_Chicken also making a living as a writer, last I heard.
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Old 30-06-2004, 21:45:13   #91
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I write great erotic stories- I considered doing that for money but I'd probably get, er... distracted
Funny... everyone I know claims they write great erotic stories. And 99% of them... don't.

And Kory is currently working on some Fiction, but her day job is non-fiction. Journalist/typesetter/page editor/technical writer/research assistant all under the hat of some form of "staff" from what she has posted here over the years. (but I'm probably wrong, )
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I do write great erotic fiction, but I guess diff things turn diff people on
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Most people write what turns them on... but have no "writing" talent or framing for it, so their works always lacks in basically everything.

Now, if you are writing it only for yourself, then it doesn't matter that it looks like something Venom does in 3 minutes (Venom does good creative work when he takes his time ). You are your only audience so that is the only thing that counts. If you are writing it for something else though (sharing with your fetish group, your SO, etc), then writing and whatnot will matter.

Remember, (this is true) 90% of all drivers think they are better then average drivers.
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I think I have enough talent to write a story thats erotic not just squeeze a load of sex words onto a page. And I'm not particularly niche either. I know what you mean though. I've been reading and writing since i was two so its fairly instinctive now but I do need practise at all types of writing and to develop the craft.

of course i can't prove this!
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Well, I apologize. I don't mean to *be* negative and discourage you. My first instinct when I hear "I'm a great erotic writer" is just to cringe and look for the closest exit. So, you have my apologies to you for being negative.

If you are going to share such, you really need to be careful... people that are ~interested~ in reading erotic stuff generally tend to be a bit more critical or harsh in their feedback if it isn't their particular fetish or stroke helper. Something people er... well, overlook.

You can always prove you have talent writing. Just write something and post it in the Fiction forum.
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Nope. Why should I be?

I'm just horny.
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