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Old 30-06-2004, 19:28:07   #1
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i want to be a writer!

I've always wanted to be a writer!
I've just been reading about JK Rowling, and its got me all fired up again.
I went to a writing group last year and everyone was impressed with my stuff, but I need to find a way to make time to write.
Arrgh!
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Old 30-06-2004, 19:30:19   #2
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Old 30-06-2004, 19:32:48   #3
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no, they just groom themselves and get inquisitive about pine cones that mysteriously appear in their cages then run aimlessly around a set of tubes..
I need motives!
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Old 30-06-2004, 19:40:40   #7
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Old 30-06-2004, 19:48:06   #11
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Old 30-06-2004, 19:49:10   #12
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Old 30-06-2004, 19:58:40   #13
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Write a story about a bunch of retards that post on a website because they really have no lives.
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Old 30-06-2004, 19:59:00   #14
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Old 30-06-2004, 19:59:36   #15
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Old 30-06-2004, 19:59:57   #16
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:00:34   #17
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:00:53   #18
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:01:01   #19
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Write a story about a bunch of retards that post on a website because they really have no lives.
trust me, I've considered it, but I'd be wracked with guilt if the hitherto innocent world populus were to discover the unadulterated evil that is Venom.
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:01:28   #20
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:02:18   #22
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Angelhorns, I suggest you talk to Kory.
she is the only serious writter here. The rest of us are only wannabees or, at best, technical report spitters.
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:03:09   #23
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:03:36   #25
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:04:46   #26
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:04:48   #27
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:05:40   #28
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:05:59   #29
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Angelhorns, I suggest you talk to Kory.
she is the only serious writter here. The rest of us are only wannabees or, at best, technical report spitters.
she doesnt like me- we had an argument after I suggested her 'bad luck year' was all in her mind and she could do something about it instead of just taking it.

Bitch that I am!

What does she write anyhoo?
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:06:26   #30
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:06:49   #31
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:07:43   #33
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:08:12   #34
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words and sentences.
yes thats obvious, but in what format? Fiction? Non fiction?
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:08:47   #35
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What do you want to know about writing?
Hmm, nothing really I just need time to practise and also some feedback from reasoning intelligent people, which rules all of you out
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:10:48   #39
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yeah i always write in some form- at the moment its just here and emails
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Old 30-06-2004, 20:12:06   #42
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But I am going to write a story about the National Spelling Bee.
how does he have time to spell when he's busy making honey?
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everytime I write my story turns into porn
I write great erotic stories- I considered doing that for money but I'd probably get, er... distracted
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Actually, I would probably get in trouble as it will most likely turn into child porn
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Economic porn?
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