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Old 27-05-2004, 10:04:58   #1
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Angry I Can't Stand It!!!!

Don't get me wrong, the Chinese are a swell bunch on people on the whole. But there are just somethings that they do that drive furriners nuts.

Loss of face: This is by far the most annoying!!! They will boldly deny the obvious, if it means saving face. History is rewritten to save face. Former friends become life long enemies to save face. Lakes move to save face. I nearly lose someone very dear to me to save face. Yet, Chinese people often state that you need to remember the past to not repeat the same mistakes. This is unless, you need to save face!
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Old 27-05-2004, 10:20:38   #2
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Acknowledging your existence at this point would be a loss of face for me, because of your childish and immature legend thing. So instead I am frostily ignoring you.
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Old 27-05-2004, 10:22:33   #3
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Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

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Old 27-05-2004, 10:23:43   #4
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Old 27-05-2004, 10:24:19   #5
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Fine.
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Old 27-05-2004, 10:53:09   #6
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In that case I'm ignoring you both - apart from that bit about swollen Chinese of course.
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Old 27-05-2004, 10:54:55   #7
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So they rip each other's faces off?
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Old 27-05-2004, 11:01:26   #8
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In that case I'm ignoring you both - apart from that bit about swollen Chinese of course.
He didn't say anything about swollen Chinese...
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Old 27-05-2004, 11:54:28   #9
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face transplants?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3749863.stm
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Old 27-05-2004, 11:59:54   #10
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Great illustration!



wthout that the article would be incomprehensible
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i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with.
after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again.
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:07:32   #11
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Looks like me standing between Polly and a half-cat-half-human thing.
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:09:03   #12
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:30:54   #13
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Looks like me standing between Polly and a half-cat-half-human thing.
I wouldn't mind being the donor if Polly was going to be the recipient...
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:35:13   #14
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hmm...turn yourself into a gay looking dj and you might have a shot
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after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again.
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:35:14   #15
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:40:34   #16
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hmm...turn yourself into a gay looking dj and you might have a shot
*Buys plastic Scott Mills mask*
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:47:17   #17
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You can't find llama poo on the internet but you can find this...

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Old 27-05-2004, 12:49:35   #18
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Hey! It's Polly.

Here's her "gay looking dj" boyfriend as well.

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Old 27-05-2004, 12:50:23   #19
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:51:04   #20
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We should sent him a CD.
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:51:52   #21
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:51:57   #22
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Yeah, I said I was going to. If Kerrang Radio gets an airwaves licence in Birmingham he's got a good chance of getting a job there.
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:54:22   #23
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:55:40   #24
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Download the sound files.

We should turn her samples into a song for her.
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:57:52   #25
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"Get ready to break the silence"
"Dare to streak"
"The hype surrounding Botox"

There's some great potential there.
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:58:05   #26
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In an Ariel ad Polly apparently played "Mucky Girl".

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Old 27-05-2004, 12:59:40   #27
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FUCK ME!



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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Old 27-05-2004, 12:59:52   #28
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She's going to get so much piss taking next time we see her isn't she.
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:01:43   #29
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For lashes that speak volumes, you need new extreme definition comb mascara from Rimmel London...
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:01:45   #30
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Can we not take the piss via email right away?
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:02:53   #31
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She's actually very good. I think she would benefit from a slightly more mature voice though.
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:03:02   #32
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I think it'd be funnier to just start dropping phrases like "Prepare to streak!" into the conversation until the penny drops.
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:03:48   #33
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She's actually very good. I think she would benefit from a slightly more mature voice though.
Yes. Not so good at the serious ones. But that shouldn't stop us taking the piss.
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:05:47   #34
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The make-up and club ones suit her voice perfectly. Good choice of ads I think.
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:05:52   #35
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So that woman is actually proteins girlfriend?
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:06:34   #36
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No. But I used to go out with her sister.
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:06:36   #37
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No, that's Polly. You've probably met her. Rob thought she looked like the head on the left in the face transplant picture.
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:07:10   #38
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:09:01   #40
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Our friend Polly.
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:10:27   #41
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:11:09   #42
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We helped to corrupt her when she was young.
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:15:14   #43
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Not bad, slight sneer but, not bad.
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Old 27-05-2004, 13:47:04   #44
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There's something about Polly...
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Old 27-05-2004, 16:43:25   #45
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Shouldn't we symphatize with DaShi in this thread?
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