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Old 18-05-2004, 14:38:57   #1
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. - Roger Chamberlain may have thought he gave police the slip when he switched motels. But when authorities found the man slathered head-to-toe in petroleum jelly, they knew they had their man.

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Old 18-05-2004, 14:55:37   #2
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Old 18-05-2004, 19:16:29   #3
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Old 18-05-2004, 19:49:44   #4
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Old 18-05-2004, 19:58:41   #5
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Old 18-05-2004, 22:23:55   #6
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ointment is a great word. Just doesn't look right, like they left out the dissap.
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Old 18-05-2004, 22:37:49   #7
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Old 18-05-2004, 22:39:31   #8
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He looks like he's sorry. Just don't know for what.
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Old 19-05-2004, 08:36:04   #9
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ointment is a great word. Just doesn't look right, like they left out the dissap.
oinkment would be even better


"the man slathered head-to-toe in petroleum jelly"
this reminds me of a scene with the late Burt Reynolds in the otherwise crappiest "Striptease" movie
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Old 19-05-2004, 08:57:17   #10
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Old 19-05-2004, 08:57:44   #11
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Old 19-05-2004, 09:09:43   #12
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YAAAAY for all those who comment whithout knowing what they're saying!

That scene was just about him enjoyng sloshing his greased toes inside his boots...
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Old 19-05-2004, 09:53:12   #13
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Burt Reynolds died?
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Old 19-05-2004, 10:29:16   #14
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Old 19-05-2004, 11:15:44   #15
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This is the part where someone bumps a "Burt Reynolds Dead @" thread and both Drekkus and I have posted in it.
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Old 19-05-2004, 11:16:56   #16
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I really don't recall anything about him dying.
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Old 19-05-2004, 11:18:59   #17
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Old 19-05-2004, 12:12:41   #18
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What a wicked idea for a website.
Hmm... Lauren Bacall is still alive. That's interesting. She wasa married to Humphrey Bogart you know.
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Old 19-05-2004, 12:13:22   #19
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Old 19-05-2004, 14:01:00   #20
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Hmm... Lauren Bacall is still alive. That's interesting.
Since Audrey Hepburn went, I don't care for anybody else.
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Old 19-05-2004, 14:06:24   #22
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I kept asking myself:
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Oh. Wait. *Cause* of death....
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Today was Ho Chi Minh AND Pol Pot birthday.
And Malcolm X AND Jimmy Hoffa...


And 10 years from Jackie Kennedy's death
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Old 19-05-2004, 15:54:10   #25
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Old 19-05-2004, 16:05:39   #26
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That's a great site...it's up there with www.jumptheshark.com

When did CG jump the shark, btw?
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Old 19-05-2004, 21:39:45   #27
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Old 19-05-2004, 21:44:04   #28
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I thought it was when Mike and KG launched us into "They Did It" mode...
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Old 19-05-2004, 21:45:21   #29
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Did what mode??
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Old 19-05-2004, 21:59:26   #30
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See jumptheshark.com

It talks about how TV shows go bad based on several events common to all shows gone bad...one such event is when two popular characters have sex, a la, Joanie and Chochie or Daphne and Miles (Frasier).
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I thought Burt Reynolds was still on the go

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