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Old 29-02-2004, 20:34:20   #101
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Ah what she fails to mention is that it was one of twins, and i paid for the bloody things. These little facts may encourage you too fish the truth from the story.

Has anyone ever heard the expression "INDIAN GIVER" i`m assuming our american chums have.
Indian Giver definition someone who offers you one of the creme eggs you bought then decide`s that when you actually want to eat it they never intended to give it too you at all.

My natural reaction being male was to eat it with exuberant GLEE!!!!!
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Old 29-02-2004, 20:35:34   #102
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we use to use indian giver

than it was decided that that was unPC

it quit being part of our lingo in ~91

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Old 29-02-2004, 20:37:00   #103
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Old 29-02-2004, 20:39:20   #104
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This whole thread is odd and should be in a co-ed sex and relationship forum and not here ... :|
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Old 29-02-2004, 20:41:22   #105
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Old 29-02-2004, 20:42:26   #106
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Sorry JM, i`m military and as such you can stick your political correctness right up your hairy arse hole.
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Old 29-02-2004, 20:43:44   #107
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Good work on eating the egg DH.
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Old 29-02-2004, 20:44:56   #108
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Old 29-02-2004, 20:45:31   #109
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Old 29-02-2004, 20:45:56   #110
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Ohhhhhh it was sooooooo tasty, although i did have to buy her a replacement cream egg, when we went to purchase/purloin *delete as appropriate the latest additions to our hamster family.

It`s great, i now have to run all ideas past AH and five bloody hamsters.
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Old 29-02-2004, 20:46:29   #111
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Old 29-02-2004, 20:47:34   #112
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Old 29-02-2004, 20:50:24   #113
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Do we have one?
Nah but I can refer to other places ... most of whom would eat her up alive for her dicision on the sex and her life ...
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Old 29-02-2004, 22:30:59   #114
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What good is that?

How many lectures did you listen to when you were 15?

How many registered?

The gal has to make her own choices, all we can hope for is she stays OK about them and herself.
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Old 29-02-2004, 23:04:50   #115
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you know

if it really is your first time

and you want to be a porn star

you should film it, and than sell it for lots of money

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Old 29-02-2004, 23:05:44   #116
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I lived in whitetrashville USA

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Old 29-02-2004, 23:07:09   #117
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Old 29-02-2004, 23:33:10   #118
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I doubt it

(isn't he NC?)

but it was whitetrash

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Old 01-03-2004, 03:07:38   #119
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if it really is your first time

and you want to be a porn star

you should film it, and than sell it for lots of money

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Old 01-03-2004, 04:59:25   #120
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if your picture is real, you could

you would just have to lie about your age (say you just turned 16 or 18 or whatever)

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Old 01-03-2004, 05:12:22   #121
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Old 01-03-2004, 07:35:36   #122
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yah

I have a bunch of hers burned to CD

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Old 01-03-2004, 07:36:05   #123
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honestly though,

I would think she was 20

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Old 01-03-2004, 07:55:12   #124
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and before anyone asks what I am doing with traci lords porn

I just borrowed it from a freind because I wanted to see what the big deal was about

if it is illigal I will give the CD back to him (I expect him to ask for it soon anyways, he got his computer working again)

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Old 01-03-2004, 08:03:10   #125
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I liked how you felt the need to cover up just in case ...
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Old 01-03-2004, 09:37:13   #126
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Hmm, I'm sure there's something wrong with "us" (and I use that term about as loosely as, er, never mind, just very loosely) encouraging her to sell a videotape of her first experience, sex in a toilet with a stranger from the net.

What next, advise her to sell her virginity on Ebay? Oh, sorry, that's so 2003...

Alsie, let me just say that as much as life may suck now, as much as all male friends may seem like bastards, that will change if you try and make it change. If you are happy to accept it, then it will stay just as it is right now. But put your mind to it, and you can and will change things for the better.

Porn industry? I can think of a million reasons not to, and very few reasons to do so.

As I have said before, nothing we can say will stop you if it's what you really want to do. I just hope that you do listen to some of our advice, especially Angel (please chat to her on MSN), and at least try and work for a better future.

Hmm, sounds a bit trite, doesn't it?

You know what I mean...
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Old 01-03-2004, 10:12:04   #127
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Jon Miller you are a fucking idiot.

Allie, don't do it. You aren't the only person to ever feel like that and things do get better. Talk to Angelhorns or someone if you can arrange that.
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Old 01-03-2004, 10:28:58   #128
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What are you guys talking about? Listen to everything she's saying. It's textbook streetwhore or lowbudget porn actress. Clearly, this is the life she is meant for. She's even got it all planned out to the end, mentioning the alleys near oxford her half decomposed body will be could be found in when she's twenty-four. This toilet thing is just what she needs to set her on this path. Once she does this, there will be no turning back. She'll have locked herself into the exciting world of sleaze porn.

I wish I had that kind of forethought when I was a kid. I didn't know what I wanted to do. Hell, I'm still not entirely sure.
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Old 01-03-2004, 11:01:45   #129
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Am I the only one concerned about the new depths CG is reaching?

I think I shall retire to the games forum for a bit.
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Old 01-03-2004, 11:06:44   #130
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[Dashi]Dashi, become a Russina Roulette player. Requires no training, and who cares what it pays, cos you'll be dead soon.[/Dashi]

And yes, I am sure there's sarcasm in both posts (mine and yours).
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Old 01-03-2004, 11:40:55   #132
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Old 01-03-2004, 12:56:37   #133
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[Dashi]Dashi, become a Russina Roulette player. Requires no training, and who cares what it pays, cos you'll be dead soon.[/Dashi]

And yes, I am sure there's sarcasm in both posts (mine and yours).
Sorry about that. I just find this whole thing utter shit. The point is that people who live miserable lives like that end up that way because of repeated bad decisions, but many of them can usually trace it back to one that just seemed to start it all. Losing your virginity on a toilet by a stranger met on the internet seems like a classic one.

Sorry again, if I came off a bit offensive. I certainly felt that way.
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Old 01-03-2004, 13:06:22   #134
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Am I the only one concerned about the new depths CG is reaching?

I think I shall retire to the games forum for a bit.
I'm with you. I'm sure this is that "internet grooming" that the tabloids keep talking about.

Alsie, if you are going to organise underage sex in a public toilet it's probably best not to tell a load of male strangers on the internet about it.
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Old 01-03-2004, 13:15:32   #135
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Quite all the uk-lytes are going to find the vice squad breaking our doors down tonight.

Ladies and Gents, keep things clean please.
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Allie, I can't say anything more than these guys already have.
I think you'd be making a mistake if you go through with this, especially considering the state of mind you appear to be in at the moment - you will almost certainly regret it in the future.

If you are determined to go through with it, please make sure you're safe. I hope you change your mind though.
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Is Alsie a female version of Chairman Yang??
Exactly what I was thinking.

Anyway, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. This is supposed to be a happy Yaaay thread. If we want to discuss Alsie's soon to be non-existant sex life, cos face it, thats what it'll be if you go through with this, then start on another thread.

And please Alsie, I've known you for a few years now, and I don't want to lecture you, but for christ's sake don't do this. There is no need for it. At least hang on till you're old enough.

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Old 01-03-2004, 17:00:48   #139
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Am I the only one concerned about the new depths CG is reaching?

I think I shall retire to the games forum for a bit.
Hang in there Beta, it isn't over yet.

Folks, talk to her, not down to her, remember, lectures are surprisingly ineffective, but talking evenly often is.

God, I hate having to be serious.
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Old 01-03-2004, 18:18:52   #141
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well bloody don't then! I'm bringing someone with me now.if that makes you happy, and i don't htink all three of us will fit in one cubical.
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Old 01-03-2004, 18:23:02   #142
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Old 01-03-2004, 18:25:48   #143
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Old 01-03-2004, 18:28:46   #145
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Old 01-03-2004, 18:31:09   #146
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Yeah, but we would have gotten a cool thread about it from Laz.
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Old 01-03-2004, 18:31:23   #147
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