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Old 28-02-2004, 00:10:56   #1
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YAAY!

All I have to say is "YAAY!" 8 days!
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Old 28-02-2004, 00:11:59   #2
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Old 28-02-2004, 00:43:08   #3
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Old 28-02-2004, 01:04:43   #5
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Old 28-02-2004, 01:07:12   #6
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Old 28-02-2004, 01:23:20   #7
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Old 28-02-2004, 01:41:44   #8
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Old 28-02-2004, 01:45:08   #9
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Just make sure you don't set your expectations too high, and I'm sure you'll be just fine.
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Old 28-02-2004, 02:13:02   #10
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Iain, it's going to be in toilets, i don't think my expectations are too high. it'll be painful, bad, and completely wrong, but it's what i want to do. thanks for being you hunny xxx
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Old 28-02-2004, 02:17:56   #11
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Okay, now I'm slightly concerned...
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Old 28-02-2004, 02:37:22   #12
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Anyone else going to suggest that that's probably a bad idea...? :-/

Well, your call Allie.
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Old 28-02-2004, 02:43:16   #13
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I've also just realised that some of my earlier posts look slightly daft in light of one more recent one.
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Old 28-02-2004, 03:21:54   #14
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awh don't worry, they probably wont even read any of this anyway
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Old 28-02-2004, 09:06:44   #15
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So, by reading between the lines, I understand that a spot of defloration is being planned. In a public lavatory?

Aw, bless. That's so romantic, in a mildly appalling way.
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Old 28-02-2004, 09:13:04   #16
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If the proper hygene is kept in the lavatory there's no problem at all. Watch out for diarea striken customers though that can keep banging the door for ages. They are very nerve breaking and anti-libido.
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Old 28-02-2004, 09:14:11   #17
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Old 28-02-2004, 10:46:27   #18
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Old 28-02-2004, 10:56:27   #19
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wtf? Please tell me you AREN'T going to shag someone in a public toilet? What happened to making it special Alsieboo? Does the smell of tramp's piss turn you on?
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Old 28-02-2004, 12:08:08   #20
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yes i am, and i've just given up, it'll never be something i'll remember for the right reasons, so i might as well make it different!
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Old 28-02-2004, 15:09:50   #21
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That just sucks though I have to say. Toilets are supposed to be for those sudden uncontrolable instances of sheer bang hornyness where you just can't control yourselves. Not for something prearanged.... Shame. If it's prearranged there tons of more other places to do it me thinks.
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Old 28-02-2004, 15:18:12   #23
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I know lots of people who shag in toilets

nothing different or special, do it in your parents bed or something like a real teenager

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Old 28-02-2004, 15:48:41   #24
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Old 28-02-2004, 15:49:57   #25
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So, by reading between the lines, I understand that a spot of defloration is being planned. In a public lavatory?
Pheeew, and I thought that was just my perversion...

To keep in the spirit of the other post, do what you like - especially if you'd like bleeding the remains of your hymen on the toiled seat.
And it may be my rudimentary knowledge (or just my lack of imagination), but I don't think you can phisically practice positions that minimize the unpleasant consequences of the first time in a WC...
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Old 28-02-2004, 17:04:50   #26
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Really, LoD. Are you trying to cheapen a beautiful moment?

Are you going to suggest that choirs of angels won't be serenading them in a gentle fall of rose-petals next?
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Old 28-02-2004, 18:06:24   #27
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If that proposal for operations is serious, its already as cheap as it gets.
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Old 28-02-2004, 18:34:40   #28
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so what if it's cheap, i'm broke, he lives far from oxford, we can't book a room somewhere, anyone like to lend us a car to shag in?
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Old 28-02-2004, 18:46:19   #29
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Bof how much is a hotel room in Englad. And you can talk to Provost Harisson about the car although he'll propably sniff the seats for weeks after the deed is done.
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Old 28-02-2004, 19:43:17   #31
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there's always something terribly wrong with everything i do. wish i'd never have said anything now
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Old 28-02-2004, 19:46:22   #32
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Old 28-02-2004, 19:58:50   #33
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Sorry Alsie...it's just so sad. That's why all the fuss. We'd all like much better for you
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Old 28-02-2004, 20:09:09   #35
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Old 28-02-2004, 20:09:46   #36
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well, make all cheques payable to.....
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Old 28-02-2004, 20:24:19   #40
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You know, I very nearly decided to send £50 and the address of the nearest Travelodge (seriously), but I'm not entirely sure if I wouldn't be breaking some law.

Why not do it the traditional way? Bunk off school and do it indoors.

Oh yes- one other thing. If he turns out to be about 30, scream and run away.
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he isn't i've cammed with him, but if turned out to be 30 i wouldn't give a shit.

school are paying particular attention to my habits at school. if i don't turn up to a registration, they phone home.
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Don't do this.
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Old 28-02-2004, 20:45:33   #44
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OK, so alsie, you want to have your first time with a complete stranger you met on the Internet?

Shit. You do realize how dangerous this is?
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Old 28-02-2004, 20:54:18   #45
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i do indeed. to all of the above.
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Old 28-02-2004, 20:59:11   #46
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You do realize, for example, that you might end up on Kazaa as "young shaved pussy slut 16yo sucking and fucking.asf"?
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Old 28-02-2004, 21:06:13   #48
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Old 28-02-2004, 21:10:17   #49
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unfortunately so. good night, i'm so freakin tired
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Old 28-02-2004, 21:21:05   #50
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This all sounds like a really bad idea to me. What's the big hurry all of a sudden?
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