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Old 03-02-2004, 22:53:38   #151
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Some people have several that double as animal dens in their yard. I.e., Venom and zmama and the other 'necks around here.
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Old 03-02-2004, 23:01:41   #152
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Old 03-02-2004, 23:02:03   #153
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Old 03-02-2004, 23:18:03   #154
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Old 04-02-2004, 09:55:56   #156
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Old 04-02-2004, 14:09:55   #157
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that too. but you need a few years to grow into your tits so to speak before i'd even consider you, sweets.
Funny how that statement faded away when he found out she will turning 'legal' this year.
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Old 04-02-2004, 14:12:13   #159
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Old 04-02-2004, 15:38:44   #160
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Old 04-02-2004, 15:44:09   #161
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Old 04-02-2004, 19:07:12   #162
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Funny how that statement faded away when he found out she will turning 'legal' this year.
i was merely speaking in a hypothetical.
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Old 04-02-2004, 19:17:21   #163
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Old 04-02-2004, 19:19:05   #164
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Old 04-02-2004, 19:20:52   #165
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Old 04-02-2004, 19:27:45   #166
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Old 04-02-2004, 19:30:33   #167
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Old 04-02-2004, 19:30:55   #168
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Old 04-02-2004, 19:31:40   #169
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Old 04-02-2004, 19:38:26   #170
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Old 04-02-2004, 22:02:35   #171
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that site is hilarious. Following is the script for one of his Ninja movies:

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The King's Gold/Babes


Scene 1:

In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like “Chill homies, I’ll handle this crap.”




The pirates stood outside the castle walls and were like “You think you are so cool, but guess what, you’re not. Good luck dying!” Then the king replied “Yeah right. How would you like to meet my best friends?”




Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like “Woooooooooooow!” He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail…




When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates’ chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like “Yeah right.” and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like “Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said “hello” to.




Then there was this huge concert at the castle. All the babes in the castle morphed into this humongous female crotch. The huge boner and crotch porked softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. And guess what, the king sat on top of this huge pile of gold and babes and laughed his frigg’n ass off about how stupid the pirates were.
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:39:14   #172
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:40:46   #173
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Old 05-02-2004, 09:31:14   #174
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:35:53   #178
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:42:41   #180
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Old 05-02-2004, 13:18:54   #181
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Old 05-02-2004, 14:21:50   #182
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Those ninjas are propogating as we speak. Soon there will be TWO BILLION ninjas and they will start wailing REALLY REALLY LOUD LIKE and the world will explode in a giant fire ball and everyone will die except the ninjas and the hot babes. After they pork for a while, the ninjas and the hot babes will go to Alderon and start kicking some Darth Vader ass. Darth Vader will be like, hey dudes, you should come to the dark side, but the ninjas will get really pissed off and say "we're not gay" and their really humongous boners will turn into light sabers and they'll pork the Death Star until it explodes and kills everyone (except any hot babes that might have been kidnapped or something).

And then Yoda will be like, man, I want to be a ninja. But the ninjas are way too cool for Yoda and they get pissed and kill him with a toothbrush.
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Old 05-02-2004, 14:23:05   #184
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Those ninjas are propogating as we speak. Soon there will be TWO BILLION ninjas and they will start wailing REALLY REALLY LOUD LIKE and the world will explode in a giant fire ball and everyone will die except the ninjas and the hot babes. After they pork for a while, the ninjas and the hot babes will go to Alderon and start kicking some Darth Vader ass. Darth Vader will be like, hey dudes, you should come to the dark side, but the ninjas will get really pissed off and say "we're not gay" and their really humongous boners will turn into light sabers and they'll pork the Death Star until it explodes and kills everyone (except any hot babes that might have been kidnapped or something).

And then Yoda will be like, man, I want to be a ninja. But the ninjas are way too cool for Yoda and they get pissed and kill him with a toothbrush.
Oooh, your own writing?
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Old 05-02-2004, 14:31:21   #187
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Old 05-02-2004, 14:32:45   #188
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Old 05-02-2004, 14:41:09   #193
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Old 05-02-2004, 16:01:35   #194
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Old 05-02-2004, 16:02:40   #195
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Old 05-02-2004, 16:06:13   #196
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Old 05-02-2004, 16:17:18   #198
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Old 05-02-2004, 16:18:34   #199
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Never mind. I'm getting one of the Wailing Hard ones. Hopefully it'll get here in time for me to wear it at the South Street gig.
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