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Old 21-02-2002, 15:03:15   #1
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Uh Oh

Serious hangover going here. Just woke up, which is bad enough by itself, but there's 6 messages on the answering machine. Presumably all from the gf. I'm afraid to listen.

What to do, what to do.
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:04:17   #2
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:07:24   #3
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I'm comfortable with part of that answer.
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:08:18   #4
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:08:56   #5
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:11:56   #6
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Start drinking again.
I would, but there's no more alcohol within 50 miles of here.
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:16:44   #7
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:27:56   #8
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I wish. They'll restock the bars by lunchtime. Maybe I'll head out then.

Tizzy: I am a coward, apparently. This is making me come to grips with my inner failings.
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:35:36   #9
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:37:26   #10
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Listen to the damn messages!
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:43:57   #11
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:47:23   #12
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Bunch of voyeurs.

[Own goal?]
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:48:31   #13
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If we had anything interesting going on in our own lives you think we'd be hanging around here all day?
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Old 21-02-2002, 15:57:45   #14
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I think I'm going to just go to work and tell her I stayed there all night doing a project, so I haven't heard the messages yet.

She really doesn't want to hear about the strippers.
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Old 21-02-2002, 16:35:05   #15
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Maybe she does. You never know until you ask.
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Old 21-02-2002, 16:35:53   #16
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Old 21-02-2002, 16:36:05   #17
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How drunk were you? Maybe she was one of the strippers.
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Old 21-02-2002, 16:36:49   #18
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The glass isn't half full, it's half empty on its way to the next pint.
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Old 21-02-2002, 16:37:50   #19
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To expand on what Mike said:

How drunk were you? Maybe you were one of the strippers.
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Old 21-02-2002, 16:41:34   #20
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So far, so good. First message was someone else.

Second message at 6:41 p.m.: "Hi, I tried to call you at work but missed you. Assume you're on the way home. Give me a call."

Four to go.
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Old 21-02-2002, 16:57:20   #21
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wooo this next message must have been a loooong one!
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Old 21-02-2002, 16:58:07   #22
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If the second message is the call me message he's in trouble.
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Old 21-02-2002, 16:59:23   #23
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Message 2: Hi, I thought you'd be home by now. Call me when you get in to let me know you got home OK...
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Old 21-02-2002, 16:59:53   #24
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Yep.
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:00:54   #25
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7:22 p.m.: hangup
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:01:32   #26
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:02:37   #27
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:06:39   #28
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Not so fast gents.

4th message, 7:32 p.m.: "I thought you were going to be home tonight. I need to go to the grocery store, so I won't be home for about an hour. Call me later."

I'm looking at this quantitatively. At worst, there will be 2 bad ones out of 6.
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:06:42   #29
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The reason why he hasn't posted more is that he's trying to call her right now.
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:08:10   #30
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Depends how bad the last one is.
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:08:15   #31
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Even with 4 or 5 "not so bad ones" on the machine: think about the timespan. Draw her conclusions.

You're dead.
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:10:07   #32
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The reason why he hasn't posted more is that he's trying to call her right now.
Call her? Are you crazy? I'm thinking about moving to another state.
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:11:06   #33
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:18:12   #34
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9:44: hangup

This isn't bad at all. I am considering the hangups as wrong numbers.
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:19:27   #35
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9:44: hangup

This isn't bad at all. I am considering the hangups as wrong numbers.
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:30:23   #36
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Alas, alack

11:04 p.m.: You don't want the details, but the highlights include "disrespectful" "irresponsible" and "jerk".

On the bright side, 1 out of 6 ain't bad. But now I have to go to work and listen to voice mail there from this morning.
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Old 21-02-2002, 17:42:46   #37
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I'm afraid we just lost a lurker.
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Old 21-02-2002, 18:49:27   #38
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Hmmm, not a word from her on voice mail. You guys might be right.

Time to strategize.
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Old 21-02-2002, 19:25:57   #39
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Old 21-02-2002, 19:27:38   #40
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Lurkers obviously have a life. As you can see, my dear co(m)posters: it sucks.

What have we learned today?
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Old 21-02-2002, 19:29:41   #41
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Old 21-02-2002, 19:50:24   #42
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This whole thing is pretty ironic. Spend something like $150 drinking and throwing around dollar bills while thinking I might get some, and in the end I'll probably never get any again. Ever. Plus the hangover.
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Old 21-02-2002, 19:52:07   #43
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So true. And that's certainly the lesson I'm taking from this.
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Old 21-02-2002, 20:11:17   #44
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This whole thing is pretty ironic. Spend something like $150 drinking and throwing around dollar bills while thinking I might get some, and in the end I'll probably never get any again. Ever. Plus the hangover.
Funny how life works out sometimes.
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Old 21-02-2002, 20:13:44   #45
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With strippers? Only if you are tipping drugs or they whore everyone outright.

Unless you happen to be a young Sean Connery lookalike or such. If your a super serious hot stud, then it wouldn't take much to score at a strip club. So long as someone in your group is tossing money around like monkeys toss shit.

What I don't understand is, if you have a girlfriend, why would you be out at a strip club trying to score? When you have a gal, strip clubs are for seeing a pretty smile and some well shaped and shaken bits.
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Old 21-02-2002, 20:27:39   #46
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A guy can fantasize, can't he?
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Old 21-02-2002, 20:45:43   #47
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Sure. Just don't be an idiot and get your girl mad at you by blowing her off to go drinking in a strip club. You want to go out, tell her, so she isn't expecting you to call or show up. It's not like she has reason to get mad at you for going out and having a few brews with your friends. As long as you don't do that every night. But standing her up... that's a BIG reason to get mad at you... and certainly justified. You just sent her a *loud* message that you don't really care about her.
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Old 21-02-2002, 20:48:16   #48
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As shocking as it may be that I'm right about something.

One year older also, are you JSore? What day?
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