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Old 24-12-2003, 08:20:50   #101
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Old 24-12-2003, 08:22:00   #102
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Venom! I can't believe you're picking on a girl! You know she'll kick your teeth in and make you cry like a kid with no sweets.
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Old 24-12-2003, 08:24:57   #103
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Just like his momma!

Damn, no wonder he likes her so much.
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Old 24-12-2003, 11:39:48   #104
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Venom! I can't believe you're picking on a girl! You know she'll kick your teeth in and make you cry like a kid with no sweets.
You can't believe it? How many years have you been reading his posts?

Her mistake was being nice to him.
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Old 24-12-2003, 11:41:48   #105
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They are flirting... you know, foreplay. They'll be discussing where to meet to do some RL meat bruising in a few weeks at this rate...
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Old 24-12-2003, 11:44:49   #106
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I don't think so.

Anyway, Venom's method of attracting women is dressing up in a skirt with a tight sparrow and getting grannies to say he's cute.
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Old 24-12-2003, 11:50:33   #107
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Old 24-12-2003, 11:57:09   #108
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Old 24-12-2003, 12:00:42   #109
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Yes, especially how people can get so worked up on the internet.
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Old 24-12-2003, 12:01:57   #110
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Isn't that great? People didn't used to get so worked up so regularly! Imagine! I wonder how they survived back in the stone ages?
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Old 24-12-2003, 12:06:23   #111
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Venom's hardly ever really worked up, mostly he's just having fun.
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Old 24-12-2003, 12:07:47   #112
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I wasn't thinking of Venom...
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Old 24-12-2003, 12:15:19   #113
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Excellent thread.

RC's best AE for a while. Fooled me up to the bit where you had a 15 year old bf, everyone knows that 15 year olds go for 17 year olds.
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Old 24-12-2003, 13:27:52   #114
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Venom's hardly ever really worked up, mostly he's just having fun.
Because I'm sick and twisted.

But I still look better than you in a kilt. Even the Irish chick said so and she wasn't a grandma....yet.
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Old 24-12-2003, 14:55:41   #115
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Nav, I wish you hadn't posted that. I'd like to think he was setting something up.
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Old 24-12-2003, 17:40:53   #116
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My, we're very welcoming here, aren't we?
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Old 24-12-2003, 17:45:43   #117
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aren't they just!
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Old 24-12-2003, 17:51:37   #118
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Here's some cheap and easy ones:
A blank journal you've decorated.
A mixed tape/CD.
A book or two; an old antique book is always welcome if it is cool.
Something funky from the thrift store....
Sex.
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:04:34   #119
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1. yes
2. nah
3. nah
4. ooh
5. not my type
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:10:33   #120
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I'm not your type?
It's my rifle, isn't it?
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:14:48   #121
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So you don't like metrosexuals. Lurker will be heart broken.
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:15:21   #122
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:15:33   #123
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you might be, but he's not.

do i get the rifle up me too? I hope so
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:21:36   #124
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Errr...whatever floats your boat, baby.



I think I should go now....
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:25:08   #125
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The first page was so good, the latter stuff lacking.

Almost was the best holiday thread ever, it even had a claim for Germany in it.
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:27:39   #126
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:30:05   #127
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Drink heavily.

It won't come back, but you won't remember it anyway.
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:46:26   #128
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oooh, then alsie gots to puke, fun
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:47:48   #129
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:48:17   #130
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Get a webcam, I'm sure the home audience would enjoy it.
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:51:06   #131
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:52:32   #132
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I really pushed the edges of puking last night.
It's not a pleasant business when you're an "all or nothing" type person as I am.

Eat lots and lots of starches and drink lots of water and don't mix and don't drink cheap alcohol and its all good, me droogies.
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Old 24-12-2003, 18:52:43   #133
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Old 24-12-2003, 19:01:17   #134
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or you could buy me a new one? I used to do wonders with my old one, there's probably some evidence floating around somewhere
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Old 24-12-2003, 19:04:46   #135
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I really pushed the edges of puking last night.
It's not a pleasant business when you're an "all or nothing" type person as I am.

Eat lots and lots of starches and drink lots of water and don't mix and don't drink cheap alcohol and its all good, me droogies.
I don't find that cheap alcohol makes me puke; it certainly gives more of a headache in the morning, though.

I once managed to get a hangover off of 4 Natty Bohs.

Never a-fucking-gain am I drinking that shit. Usually I can avoid any effects the next day unless I got passing-out drunk.
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Old 24-12-2003, 19:08:57   #136
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or you could buy me a new one? I used to do wonders with my old one, there's probably some evidence floating around somewhere
No.
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Old 24-12-2003, 19:10:05   #137
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Old 24-12-2003, 19:13:35   #138
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Where were these girls when I was that old?
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Old 24-12-2003, 19:17:38   #139
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Society's gotten sluttier.

Even between my age group and this one.
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Old 24-12-2003, 19:20:59   #140
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Well fuck me running! Where's my do-over?!?
Buncha frickin' prudes in "my day". A guy had to work overtime just to get minimal action....
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Old 24-12-2003, 19:28:37   #141
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Old 24-12-2003, 19:40:45   #142
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Oh, I put in the overtime, virgin.
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Old 24-12-2003, 19:48:24   #143
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Old 24-12-2003, 20:01:40   #144
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Kiddies?
I've got shoes older than you, Lolita.
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Old 24-12-2003, 20:04:37   #145
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Old 24-12-2003, 20:14:13   #146
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Hmmm...no, but I have a pair of Nike crosstrainers from circa 1989.
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Old 24-12-2003, 20:23:22   #147
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Old 24-12-2003, 21:11:07   #148
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I've got a pair of black nike shoes from about 92. I don't wear them because they're bad luck. But I keep them because at one time they were good luck.
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Old 24-12-2003, 22:20:58   #149
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So "lucky underwear" would explain your hygiene issues?
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Old 24-12-2003, 22:54:11   #150
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