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Old 23-12-2003, 20:55:04   #1
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What to get a femine male for xmas

I'm completely stuck at what to get my mate. He's 15, male, not really a man's man, a model and oh so sweet. But he's getting me a present from LA and I don't know what to get him, seeing as I'd love to get him some proper Ben Sherman jewelery,but my cash isn't exactly flowing. HELP!
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Old 23-12-2003, 20:56:19   #2
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15 years old?

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Old 23-12-2003, 21:00:00   #3
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Hmmm, I'm a man's man. That is to say dirty, smelly, and unliked by most women. Your metrosexual friend needs a new turtleneck sweater I think.
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Old 23-12-2003, 22:12:37   #4
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Yes! A black turtleneck.

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Old 23-12-2003, 22:15:14   #5
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He's metrosexual and German!?
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Old 23-12-2003, 22:15:38   #6
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Old 23-12-2003, 22:33:26   #7
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Old 23-12-2003, 22:57:06   #8
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Oh my God.

15 years old?

When the fuck did you sign up?
i signed up a couple of days ago aactually

A sweater isn't a bad idea actually, thanks for that! Argh, now gotta get the right size!
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Old 23-12-2003, 22:59:44   #9
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A nice string of beads.
Don't be mean.
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Old 23-12-2003, 23:01:59   #10
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Old 23-12-2003, 23:02:52   #11
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Old 23-12-2003, 23:09:20   #12
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Nope. Don't understand. Explain.
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Old 23-12-2003, 23:09:54   #13
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I won't get him a full set of beads, just a few earth ones methinks.
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http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1884.html
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Old 23-12-2003, 23:27:04   #15
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Old 23-12-2003, 23:31:30   #16
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anal beads aren't quite his thing
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Old 24-12-2003, 01:35:09   #17
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Old 24-12-2003, 01:45:23   #18
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not in my thread, now piss off to the other one.
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Old 24-12-2003, 01:58:13   #19
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Old 24-12-2003, 01:59:02   #20
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yeah yeah yeah, now pack it in and move it along
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Old 24-12-2003, 01:59:35   #21
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No. You pack it up and move along.
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:03:22   #22
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Excuse me, I started this thread, I made one for you, now go live in it!
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:14:39   #23
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:18:17   #24
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:18:18   #25
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what a typical neaderthol you are! Ego bigger than your dick, which to be honest isn't saying much, and a non existant brain
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:18:52   #26
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Says the 15 year old carpet muncher. What's wrong? Daddy's dick turned you to women?
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:19:46   #29
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:20:40   #31
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:20:57   #32
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Says the 15 year old carpet muncher. What's wrong? Daddy's dick turned you to women?
watch what you say venom, thats more dangerous than you'd expect. it's men like you that make me want to go all the way and become a lesbian.



and yes, I'm ready for any comment you might make like 'no man would have you anyway' i've had that so many times whilst having this exact same argument.
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:21:45   #33
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I'm not the whiny bitch that started shit she shouldn't have. If you can't take a little fun and humor it'd be best for you to get the fuck out of here or not start lobbing insults and crying mercy when someone shoots back.
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:22:30   #34
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fun and humour. you call incestial rape humour
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Who's arguing? This is abuse.
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:24:37   #36
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No. That was a flat insult in response to your insult. I see, you can dish it but you can't take it. Typical teenage fucktard, biting off more than you can chew.

The humor came in me claiming your thread. I guess you must be German though. Humor appears a new concept.
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:27:04   #37
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:27:28   #38
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i can take it, but normally people work up to something like that, my 'insult' was mere childsplay compared to yours.


If I was german I'd be happy.
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i can take it, but normally people work up to something like that, my 'insult' was mere childsplay compared to yours.


If I was german I'd be happy.
Well I guess you learned something about me. Welcome to Counterglow.
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:28:59   #41
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:30:14   #42
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That's nonsensical coming from you.
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Well I guess you learned something about me. Welcome to Counterglow.
oh im so happy to be here with you.
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:31:22   #44
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Yeah yeah yeah. I'm a bad man. Boo hoo. You'll see plenty more of me.
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:38:52   #45
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Did I ever actually say that about you? no. so shut the fuck up and stop trying to get into my head
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What are you gonna do if I don't? Huh bitch? Huh?
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:45:37   #47
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fun and humour. you call incestial rape humour
Incestuous, not incestial.
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Joke Number One!
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Who's AE is she? Honestly, now.

My guess is Venom.
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