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Old 11-11-2003, 15:41:27   #51
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I don't think having used a computer should make you 1% nerd.

I got +3% from having used a microscope, telescope and oscilloscope. Two of those were in my basic schooling! Surely that's not fair.
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Old 11-11-2003, 15:45:33   #52
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Fuck it, reading that post back I deserve a higher score. What a dork.
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Old 11-11-2003, 15:46:03   #53
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You chose a nerdy school path. And nowadays using a computer doesn't make you a nerd. I'm adding 1% of purity to my score.
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Old 11-11-2003, 15:52:28   #54
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Everyone had to do the same combined science GCSE course that I did. It was hardly a choice.
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Old 11-11-2003, 15:57:09   #55
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You would have chosen it anyway. Nerd.
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Old 11-11-2003, 15:58:11   #56
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That's true.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:01:30   #57
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There should be other ways to lose nerd points. Like, if you've ever gone to a party and not been punched in the face or had beer poured on you, +1 purity point. If you've ever touched a real live titty, +2 purity points. If you've ever had sex and not payed for it +5 purity points.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:05:42   #58
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"If you've ever had sex and not payed for it +5 purity points."

Unless it was with someone who also has a nerd rating of over 70.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:07:07   #59
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Good addendum.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:08:45   #60
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Using the word Addendum, + 5 nerd points.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:09:14   #61
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But I spelled it wrong, right?
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:09:56   #62
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And how the hell is using that word on the same level as getting some ass?
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:11:04   #63
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How many do you get for shouting out "Addendum!!!" whilst getting laid assuming you aren't paying?
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:13:11   #64
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Just 1. But if you follow it about by shouting out the digits of Pi until you're done you get 15.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:15:01   #65
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THREE!

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Old 11-11-2003, 16:15:43   #66
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Figures.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:25:55   #67
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Making a link here between Pi and Sex is another 5 nerd points.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:27:17   #68
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It's OK as long as it's American Pi.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:29:52   #70
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He's been waiting 15 minutes to make that joke.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:31:15   #71
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I'm ashamed to admit I only thought of it after Drekkus' post.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:31:28   #72
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:42:22   #73
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I scored 79% pure

Pretty sure I must have done some stuff that would earn me purity credits though. Where was the question about dropping live depth charges?

Also, wtf does a 28% weirdness factor mean?
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:45:00   #74
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You only got 28%? Go away and don't come back until you are at least 50% weird.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:47:55   #75
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I'm ashamed to admit I only thought of it after Drekkus' post.
That is so sad.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:53:16   #76
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I was 25% weird.
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:54:24   #77
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I was 0% weird. I am the most normal person in the world. You all should be more like me.
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Shit. I'm weirder than Drekkus?
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Old 11-11-2003, 16:58:28   #79
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Well, if Venom is 0%, you may be on the safe side of me.
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Old 11-11-2003, 17:02:04   #81
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Old 11-11-2003, 17:03:16   #82
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Hey! Wait a minute! Angels don't have horns, do they?? Is this the Jungian thing?
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Old 11-11-2003, 17:10:45   #83
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Old 11-11-2003, 18:05:32   #84
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Old 11-11-2003, 18:07:14   #85
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That's what they use for scoping oscillos.
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I migth have exaggerated a bit
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Lucifer is an angel (fallen) and has horns
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Did he have horns before the fall?
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So using an oscilloscope is giving a blowjob, basically?
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The good side with Michael had the brass section.
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didn't funko say he had used one.
Damn Spartak, you are so fast today the snails are whizzing past.
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Sorry guys i cant post in the day
I hate it when work interferes with my internet
I do know Funko in RL, I am supposedly his head groupie but I keep not attending his gigs. I keep intending to get a T-shirt printed up with his face on my tits but have you tried operating one of those machines while someone has their face on your tits??
Incidentally, King_Ghidra, yes you do know me- last time I saw you, you sad 'come to the AFter Dark!!' insistently and drunkenly, and the time before you gave a wonderful rendition of some Grease song with your sis.

Now... do you think I can bed Justin or what?
Maybe a JT/Diaz/ANgelhorns 3-way?


Currently I favour the chat up line 'now thats a perky little hat you're wearing Justin- can you hang it anywhere else?'
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