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Old 11-11-2003, 10:29:22   #1
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How far can I get with Justin Timberlake?

I have recently discovered that my Christmas work do is being held in the hotel where JT will be staying throughout his NEC gigs.

In the spirit of competition, my dislike of Cameron 'The Joker' Diaz, and a burning desire to see myself humiliated, I would like to see how far I can get with Justin Timberlake,
I am thinking of using the American 'base' system ie first base= kissing etc, 4th base= night of passion+ career as D-list celeb for next two months in style of Jodie Marsh.

Does anyone want to place a bet on the level of my success?

Also- is 'So... was she really a virgin?' a good opener?
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Try "your pants must be mirrors, cos I can see myself in them"...
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Old 11-11-2003, 10:42:13   #6
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whats an ex-post???
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If he's wearing an earring, try "That's the ugliest earring I've ever seen... although... it could just be stark contrast." It worked on my ex-roommate, but to no use as I was taking advantage of him most nights anyway.

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Own Goal (and yes, I can see asking what that was too).

It's a cross post. You start posting something, then someone else manages a reply before yours, and thus your reply makes less sanse as it seems to be replying to the second post and not the one you meant it to.

Or something.
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See, like that. My post makes no sense as a reply to SP.
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Old 11-11-2003, 10:58:41   #11
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JT ?!? Is that the "doh" sounding individual sprouting about the night (or was it day ?) not sucking for him, at a recent award ceremony ?

In which case, no one is gonna want to get anywhere with him. Stop messing us about.
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Originally posted by Angelhorns
I have recently discovered that my Christmas work do is being held in the hotel where JT will be staying throughout his NEC gigs.

In the spirit of competition, my dislike of Cameron 'The Joker' Diaz, and a burning desire to see myself humiliated, I would like to see how far I can get with Justin Timberlake,
I am thinking of using the American 'base' system ie first base= kissing etc, 4th base= night of passion+ career as D-list celeb for next two months in style of Jodie Marsh.

Does anyone want to place a bet on the level of my success?

Also- is 'So... was she really a virgin?' a good opener?
So much information, so little I understand. So what rewards will there be for reaching base 1-4 (unless you find snogging JT as a bonus in itself)?

"A burning desire to see myself humiliated" is as much a as there ever will be.

Who is Jodie Marsh?

What are Norks?
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Old 11-11-2003, 11:23:41   #13
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norks are breasts

jodie marsh is an essex slapper who is famous for having big norks and not wearing many clothes when she goes out on the piss
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Old 11-11-2003, 11:24:42   #14
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i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with.
after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again.
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Old 11-11-2003, 11:41:52   #16
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She's a Telletubbie who keeps saying oh-oh while raping my dead parents in a background of cut down happy little trees?
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Old 11-11-2003, 11:42:56   #17
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exactly

(i believe she is actually a friend of funko's in RL, probably i have actually met her but i am having terrible amnaesia at the moment)
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after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again.
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Old 11-11-2003, 11:43:34   #18
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Old 11-11-2003, 11:45:39   #19
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A friend of funko's???? What bet did she lose to get her posting here then?
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Old 11-11-2003, 11:49:58   #20
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What bet would anyone have to lose to claim they wanted to make out with JT ?

IMO it's probably Funko trying out a new AE.
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Old 11-11-2003, 11:59:44   #21
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I like the idea of ex-posts though. A post that once was. Now lost in the eternal, ever expanding universe of cyberspace.
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Old 11-11-2003, 12:00:15   #22
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Old 11-11-2003, 12:02:57   #23
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I think the traditional opening of "r u a gay twat?" would be the best.

Also a home run would be to get him to post here
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Old 11-11-2003, 12:37:08   #24
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That would be a Grand Slam home run, if he would post here about getting to fourth base with angelhorns.

countdown to creating JT AE in 4,3,2,1...
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Old 11-11-2003, 12:45:53   #25
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So, funko, what's the story with the new poster?
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She's a Teletubbie who keeps saying eh-oh while raping your dead parents in a background of cut down happy little trees.

Or what K_G said.
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Old 11-11-2003, 13:02:53   #28
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Very informative, yes. How did she end up here?
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A happy accident.

I mentioned the story competitions and she was interested so I sent her a link.
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We should stop calling that a competition, btw. Unless you guys have been secretely handing out prizes behind my back!
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Venom has a pink shirt ergo he is gay gay gay gaaaay.
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I thought everyone was being well behaved...
Well no-one's mentioned bestiality yet... unless a teletubbie counts.
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Time to dig up the results of one of Rachel's Purity Tests and send them to zmama. I suppose she'll be spared the horror - they're probably offline.

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not really but I couldn't pass up a chance to abuse venom...
Considering that was the entire point of Drekkus's post, your post was the equivalent of a double post.
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The first submission for this test was received June 17, 1994. Isn't it a bit outdated by now then?
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