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Old 18-01-2002, 13:17:21   #51
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And it's very flattering...
Flattening ?
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Old 18-01-2002, 13:18:19   #52
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Old 18-01-2002, 13:20:15   #53
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It's probably for the best. I'll try not to get ambushed by make-up wielding girls on the way out of the house this time too.
ohmigod i forgot about that!!

btw, is your new sig a reference to the after dark?
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Old 18-01-2002, 13:20:27   #54
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Old 18-01-2002, 13:22:37   #55
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I find it quite....scary.
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Old 18-01-2002, 13:24:47   #56
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ohmigod i forgot about that!!

btw, is your new sig a reference to the after dark?
lol. No, it's 22 Accacia Avenue by Iron Maiden

If you are feeling down depressed and lonely,
I know a place where we can go,
22 Accacia avenue,
Meet a lady that I know,
So if you're looking for a good time,
And you're prepared to pay the price,
50 quid is all she asks for,
Everybody's got their vice,
If you're waiting for a long time,
For the rest to do their piece,
You can tell her that you're nowhere,
You might even get it free,
So any time you're down the east end,
Don't you hesitate to go,
You can take my Arnie's word for it,
She'll teach you more than you can know...
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Old 18-01-2002, 13:25:21   #57
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It was very subtle.
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Old 18-01-2002, 13:32:16   #58
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The makeup not the song, the song isn't subtle at all.
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Old 18-01-2002, 18:08:51   #59
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Not even the heaviest make-up can msk your grotesque features mikey boy.

So let me get this right.
A whole bunch of internet losers are coming over to Reading.
They will be going to the after dark.
They will then be staying at my house.




Let me think about this.




I guess I have no excuse not to be there then.
But it someone can come up with one for me, i would be mightily grateful.
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Old 18-01-2002, 18:59:02   #60
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I don't know whether I'll be able to make it or not. Depends on the finances. I've just spent my student loan again

But I get paid 6 weeks wages on 28th depends how long I can make them last. I'll give a definite yay or nay around the 4th.
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:00:15   #61
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Isn't that where Bananaman lives?
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:01:23   #62
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lol. No, it's 22 Accacia Avenue by Iron Maiden
Now isn't that where Bananaman lived?
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:02:54   #63
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Now that is spooky

*Cue X-Files music*
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:03:00   #64
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:04:27   #65
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So you are definitely coming then Rich?
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:05:25   #66
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Oh me and Stew were thinking that in the spring break we can come over to Hull to that club you were mentioning.... where they cook you food while you dance/get drunk !!!
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:05:41   #67
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No, it's just the way I walk

Yeah, definitely going as I am the chaffeur, taking the York posse down the length of the country.
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:05:46   #68
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Why didn't I say all this in one post?
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:06:15   #69
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:07:21   #70
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Ah yes, Spiders. Now I was never aware until recently you could get food in there. I'm usually downstairs and that stuff is all upstairs.

Yeah, come over whenever you want, it should be cool!
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:07:58   #71
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My car? Yeah, it has just been to Colchester and back last weekend, so it is fine.
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:11:46   #72
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I've just been to Crewe today in mine, constant 125mph and it's running smoother than .... er something smooth.
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:14:51   #73
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I've just been to Crewe today in mine, constant 125mph and it's running smoother than .... er something smooth.
125mph??!! Jesus Matt!! You wanna watch you don't get caught. You know if you could do that speed between Manchester and Hull, you'd be here in under an hour!!
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:26:13   #74
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I hope I don't get caught... I know where most of the speed camera's are on the M6 but if I get to an unknown motorway I'll stick to 90.
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Old 18-01-2002, 19:50:50   #75
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I hope I don't get caught... I know where most of the speed camera's are on the M6 but if I get to an unknown motorway I'll stick to 90.
I think speed cameras on a motorway are a ridiculous idea as no one obeys the speed limit anyway. There are none on the M62 anyway so you are fine there.
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Old 18-01-2002, 20:05:36   #76
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None on the M62 at this end too

There are some lines painted on the floor to make it look like they are but I've went a hundred over them and they didn't seem to flash.
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Old 18-01-2002, 20:11:33   #77
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You know what, there were tons of lines on the M11 and not one speed camera. Sneaky or what.

I think it is hazardous putting them on motorways anyway. People speed, fact of life. If they see road markings for a camera, people slam on the breaks. And pileups could ensue. Lets face it, accidents are rare on motorways, and if you hit something at 70 or 120, you're fucked either way. Let's have autobahn rules. Shaft people for tailgating, but speed shouldn't be an issue.
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Old 18-01-2002, 20:11:34   #78
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Watch out for Vauxhall Omegas. Particularly ones with little stubby aerials on the back. They're the filth's favourite unmarked patrol car and they'll do 150.
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Old 18-01-2002, 20:13:15   #79
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How about some of you glow-worms making it to round 2 in Bristol?
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Old 18-01-2002, 20:14:30   #80
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Yeah, they are shits aren't they? The hazard on motorways are those who tailgate and those who don't check their f**king mirrors when they change lane. People who drive quickly don't bother me in particular, they just whizz past.
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Old 18-01-2002, 20:23:15   #81
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Twice I had someone cut me up today, both on a main road... it's so annoying I just feel like getting out the car and kicking fuck out of them.
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Old 18-01-2002, 20:26:32   #82
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I know the kind of bastards you mean, there seem to be an unproportional number of them around this city. I am sure the place is populated with wankers.
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most of the world is populated with wankers because most of the world is populated with men and 99% of men
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Old 20-01-2002, 08:44:25   #84
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I propose we move the meeting to Moscow so that my sled dogs and I may attend.
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Old 20-01-2002, 11:25:38   #85
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most of the world is populated with wankers because most of the world is populated with men and 99% of men
wank
What do the other 1% do, just have nocturnal emissions?
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Old 20-01-2002, 20:42:26   #86
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Old 21-01-2002, 10:21:22   #87
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I'm coming down to round 2 in Bristol Laz.

And Shakey... essentially you are correct.
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Old 21-01-2002, 10:23:00   #88
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Oh and Matt if you get caught doing more than a ton you'll lose your license straight off.
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Old 21-01-2002, 12:42:07   #89
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Old 21-01-2002, 13:17:57   #90
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You've just got to keep an eye out for them. There are websites around that will tell you where all the speed cameras are in the country which could be helpful, dunno what they are but a websearch would show them up

Well it will be good to have you down Matt, but if you are doing that kind of speed over that distance, you are going to drink an absolute fortune in petrol.
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Old 21-01-2002, 14:36:43   #91
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...and if he drives he won't be able to drink a fortune in beer...
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Old 23-01-2002, 13:54:26   #92
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Have you guys decided which one of you is going to be The Shaker's bitch for the night?
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Old 23-01-2002, 14:26:30   #93
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Should I stay or should I go?
If I stay there will be trouble...
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Old 23-01-2002, 15:51:11   #94
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Have you guys decided which one of you is going to be The Shaker's bitch for the night?
surely, has the shaker decided who's bitch he's going to be for the night?
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Old 23-01-2002, 16:42:31   #95
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How come both PH and Matt knows the address of Bananarama????

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Old 23-01-2002, 18:22:14   #96
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How come both PH and Matt knows the address of Bananarama????

Stalkers!
Duh, it was Bananaman. It would be worrying if it was Bananarama but Bananaman was merely a cartoon.
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