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Old 16-01-2003, 09:50:29   #1
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Osama Bin Laden Captured!

It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4 :22 AM Pacific Standard Time by US Special Forces.

The prime suspect of the September 11th attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, bin Laden, was captured at gunpoint, as he fled an underground passage in a remote mountainside of southern Afghanistan.

Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained that moments earlier United States war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across the southern Afghanistan countryside, and the little prick just popped up!
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Old 16-01-2003, 09:51:28   #2
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That sucks. Your standards are dropping son.
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Old 16-01-2003, 09:52:42   #3
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Read that 2 days ago. Still funny.
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has this been posted before?
http://lemonbovril.co.uk/bushspeech/index.html
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So Bush is still happy ?
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i think it's funny too.
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dunno. don't read links. what are you trying to do? hack me?
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You know, after two years, and having seen 9/11, I just don't get a chuckle out of that.

Some people just aern't funny.
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Old 16-01-2003, 09:58:57   #10
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Oh come on, the liquid viagra and the li'll prick popping up... that's not funny?
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:00:25   #12
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It's anti-Osama, isn't it? Not anti bush.
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If you say so.

But it's not to me.
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:02:12   #14
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If I were the bush I would take the li'll prick for the team....
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:06:12   #16
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I cant' laugh about death, or life, or paternity, or etc. because my father died
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:06:16   #17
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It's something like that.

It's like telling holocaust jokes to Jews, it may be funny, but they just don't seem to think so.
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:08:05   #18
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You all have very little humour in you all.
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jews have lots of jokes about concentration camps
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:08:18   #20
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Or germans having no humour
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:09:21   #21
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Germans have humour. It's just all about themselves.
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Cause nobody else can spare the time to understand it.
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:10:09   #23
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jews have lots of jokes about concentration camps
I bet.
My grandfather was so drunk he fell from the guard tower and died.
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:10:18   #24
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People can think what they want.

You want to laugh at it, go ahead.

I can't.
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:16:28   #25
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You know, I didn't like you before, and i still think your a mamouth dickhead. Majerkoff.

If you can't understand why I can't laugh at the man who killed 19 people I knew, while I watched, including a guy that's worth ten million of an asshole like you, I can't help you.

You sir, are a piece of shit,
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:29:09   #28
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:29:33   #29
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you mis-directing your anger,
I'm not the one who caused that, and I also had to suffer from it (although to a lesser extend)

just remember that humour is the politness of despair

as for the rest, I don't like you either, but that's not the point, is it?
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:31:02   #30
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Go suck someone else's ass, frogshit.

I'd gladly put a bullet in your brain if it gave my friends one more minute of life.
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:34:06   #31
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Go suck someone else's ass, frogshit.

I'd gladly put a bullet in your brain if it gave my friends one more minute of life.
Brilliant way to gain respect for your grief.
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you're a sad, sad sod
never mind, I had no intention to stirr all that resentment, and besides let's drop the subject before you embarrass yourself even more
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Roland, I don't mind if my friends ask me things.

I only said I couldn't laugh at, not that it shouldn't be posted.

But I'll be damned before I let someone I dislike mock me for the memory of my friends, showing me yet again what a lowlife he truley is.

And I'll make no appologies to people I loathe.

There's right and wrong in this world, that guy represents wrong.

I didn't ask his opinion, and I stopped commenting on what he says.

You want to be friends with him, that your buisness, and none of mine.

But that doesn't mean I will let such filth mock me.
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you're a sad, sad sod
never mind, I had no intention to stirr all that resentment, and besides let's drop the subject before you embarrass yourself even more
The only embarrisment here is you asshole.
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Hitler was wrong and still the Chaplin movie is brilliant. Or because. So: what's the point. Not to laugh about your enemies?
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:43:43   #39
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If you find ONE quote where I show 'disrespect' or 'filth', I'll offer my sincere apologies.

Otherwise, I'll accept yours for over-reacting, and we'll happily close the subject.
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Vince, the memory is raw.

I also see my friend's widow quite often, she has 4 little ones, and they often play with my boy.

I said it wasn't funny to me, not that you couldn't laugh about it.

I would never think I was so important as to tell other CGers what to say.

From the good people here, I'd take any joke.

From that guy, nothing.
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If you find ONE quote where I show 'disrespect' or 'filth', I'll offer my sincere apologies.

Otherwise, I'll accept yours for over-reacting, and we'll happily close the subject.
I'd be happy to close a casket, with you in it.

Tell me what else I should or shouldn't find funny smartass.

Accept I'm no friend of yours, and your no friend of mine, and leave it at that.

I neither want nor care for anything from the likes of you.
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It actually might be.

Interesting to watch a real breakdown of transactlantic communications here, by the way, beyond the usual political bickering. Chris totally didn't catch that being engrossed in anything is faux pas for an Euro, since we all know that any kind of emotion, beyond being blasé is a major loss of credibility here. Hence the mad scrambling to express incredulity at the display of actual raw nerve.

I wonder how much this basic difference in mindset underlies the usual €twat/yank bashing. Not that I would do away with our little conceit here - it's the only thing that holds back the wholesale adoption of political correctness as EU state religion.
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Old 16-01-2003, 10:50:02   #43
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They can't afford to capture him. They're already planning to get rid of Sadam. who's left to blame things on ?

Well I guess there's alway Gadaffi and Castro I suppose, but they've been relagated to the second league in the last few decades.
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maroule, you're a good guy, I think.

Leave it alone, unless you have been up close and personal with events of our times...
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I will,
I don't want to be the thunder rod for all the anger around here

but I'm going to change my sig...
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Interesting to watch a real breakdown of transactlantic communications here, by the way, beyond the usual political bickering. Chris totally didn't catch that being engrossed in anything is faux pas for an Euro, since we all know that any kind of emotion, beyond being blasé is a major loss of credibility here. Hence the mad scrambling to express incredulity at the display of actual raw nerve.
"engrossed in anything" ? what do you mean by that ?

And you're using way too much french.
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I hope they print it on your grave,

and soon.

Quote that jerkoff.
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no, your first quote is more stylish
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In france they might read it as Elzas.
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