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Old 05-04-2011, 10:47:36   #3101
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Old 05-04-2011, 11:16:38   #3102
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Old 05-04-2011, 11:22:32   #3103
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Where's all the fun in supporting a team that wins all the time?

Take my support for West Ham. Imagine my surprise when we were winning at half time by 2-0 against Man Utd: If it wasn't for our spectacular collapse in the second half and Rooney scoring a hat-trick - we wouldn't have been treated to the spectacle of him swearing for the TV cameras...
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Old 05-04-2011, 11:33:07   #3104
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Where's all the fun in supporting a team that wins all the time?
You would post that question in the Orioles thread?!?!?
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Old 05-04-2011, 12:10:24   #3105
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Old 05-04-2011, 12:11:25   #3106
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You would post that question in the Orioles thread?!?!?
Now they have this new coach, yes.
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Old 05-04-2011, 12:12:40   #3107
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Don't worry, they always flatter to deceive at the beginning of a season.
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Old 05-04-2011, 12:18:29   #3108
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Montenegro aren't very good losers either...
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Old 05-04-2011, 14:41:38   #3109
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Well, well, well ..... 5-1

Off to its best start since 1997, the mighty Orioles (4-0) have not yet trailed, haven't given up more than one run in a game and have outscored the competition 17-4.
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Old 05-04-2011, 14:42:51   #3110
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Oh, and some disturbing news about our favorite dutch oriole (complete with pic):

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?...s_mlb&c_id=mlb
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Old 05-04-2011, 15:15:31   #3111
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Well, well, well ..... 5-1

Off to its best start since 1997, the mighty Orioles (4-0) have not yet trailed, haven't given up more than one run in a game and have outscored the competition 17-4.
AND THE BEER?!

AND THE GRASS?!

AND THE HOT-MOTHER-DOG-FUCKING-HOT-DOGS?!

YOU LAZY ASSHAT
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:01:12   #3112
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Beer, grass and hot dog reports are ancillary to losing team reports, you fewl.
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:04:36   #3113
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Ah.

I thought it was on every report.

It always used to be on every report... oh I see.
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:12:19   #3114
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Also, the intern I hired to prepare those reports quit suddenly just before opening day.

As an aside, does anyone here have experience in sexual harassment lawsuits?
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:20:55   #3115
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EVIDENCE:

This is the first EVER mention of the Grass in one of your match reports, and it was a WIN!

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Damn right, but I ain't kissing Oerdin.

On to far more important things: The Baltimore Orioles sent those damn ferriners packing last night with an impressive 5-1 win. Blue Jays (the species) and Canadians (the nationality) both suck.

Attendance was 17,645, the grass was green and the gametime temperature was in the upper 50's.
Next I submit the first EVER mention with GRASS, BEER, and HOT-DOGS and it's another WIN!

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In last night's game, the Baltimore Orioles defeated the previously red-hot Minnesota Twins by a score of 3-0. Attendance was 17,310, many hot dogs and much beer were consumed, the grass was green and the gametime temperature was in the low 60's.
And then, they lost.

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In a stunning development, the Baltimore Orioles lost to the Minnesota Twins last night. They were winning by a score of 4-2 in the seventh inning, yet somehow still lost. I think they became distracted following an intense dugout debate over the long-term implications of Bush's visit with Putin.

Attendance and gametime temperature will not be reported in order to avoid the risk of sensory overload. The grass was still green, however.
So no HOT DOG or BEER information and after Drekkus asked this:

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Were they playing on the other side? Did they have hotdogs??
You said:

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Are you mad? Do you not understand the Baltimore Orioles lost?

I can only assume your brain having trouble processing that information and your list of inappropriate questions is a means of self-defense.
SO! I submit that the BEER, GRASS and HOT-DOG reports initiated as things to CELEBRATE when the ORIOLES WIN. And in fact it was on the losses that you resorted to mumblings about not being bothered to report them due to depression at the loss.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:23:28   #3116
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[insert appropriate retort here]

So there!
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:26:06   #3117
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:29:46   #3118
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Are you seriously doing research and multiquoting poor Lurker just to prove something he said is incorrect?

Lurker still knows.
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:30:54   #3119
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I AM TAKING THIS VERY SERIOUSLY SERIOUS ISSUE SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY!
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:38:35   #3120
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Of splendour in the GRASS, of glory in the flower;
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Strength in what remains behind...: HOT DOGS and BEER!
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:38:47   #3121
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Lurker still knows.
Lurker knows baseball...
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Old 05-04-2011, 17:20:02   #3122
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I AM TAKING THIS VERY SERIOUSLY SERIOUS ISSUE SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY!
Good. It's about time. You're going to be a father soon.
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Old 05-04-2011, 19:07:27   #3123
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I think he is mostly trying to sucker me into going to all the losses that have grass, beer and hot dog reports and tallying them up. Not gonna happen!
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Old 05-04-2011, 19:07:47   #3124
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Old 05-04-2011, 20:03:53   #3125
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Oh, and some disturbing news about our favorite dutch oriole (complete with pic):

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?...s_mlb&c_id=mlb
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Old 05-04-2011, 21:34:23   #3126
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The past is past, the future bright.
So have said many a generation of Cubs fans.
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Old 06-04-2011, 07:22:16   #3127
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Lurker, you should take note.

Tizzy and I went to watch one Giants game last season, and look what happened to them?

You should really get us over for an Orioles game.
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Old 06-04-2011, 07:45:26   #3128
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Do you still go to many Orioles games after you moved?

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Old 06-04-2011, 07:55:08   #3129
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That might explain why they are doing better
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Old 06-04-2011, 19:14:56   #3130
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Jon: Funko and Tizzy could get to Baltimore faster than I can now.
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Time for the O's to relocate then.
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Old 07-04-2011, 16:22:45   #3132
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OMG they lost, 7-3 to Detroit.
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Old 07-04-2011, 17:09:23   #3134
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OMG they lost, 7-3 to Detroit.
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By the power vested in me by the omniscient, fair and judicious The Management, you are banned from this thread.

Funko: I meant "loser team", not "losing team". My bad, and I apologize for the inconvenience.
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Red Sox are the new Orioles. An awesome 0-6 start for them
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Old 08-04-2011, 14:49:37   #3138
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Back to normal. 9-5 And Still in First Place.
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Old 09-04-2011, 21:29:17   #3139
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Red Sox are the new Orioles. An awesome 0-6 start for them
Tell them to start playing already. I mean with them an the Rays completely stinking it up, you're giving the division to the fucking Yankees.
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Not such a good weekend series. Friday's game was postponed b/c of rain, so they played a double header on Saturday. First game, the incredible Orioles were the first team this year to defeat last year's American League pennant winners, the Texas Rangers. They did so by a very nice 5-0 score. Next game was not so good, O's losing something like 13-1, and then the series finale on Sunday saw them lose again, 3-0. So but still in first place.

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Ha! He accidentally mentioned weather.
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Old 12-04-2011, 07:56:51   #3143
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That might explain why they are doing better
I was wondering about that.

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Ha! He accidentally mentioned weather.
'Twas a trifle for the masses.
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