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Old 08-11-2004, 22:35:18   #1
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I voted for the donkey but the jackass won

Hello all,

I figured I'd put this out to you all. http://www.thejackasswon.com Buy a shirt, enter their contest and spread the word. Just because the election is over doesn't mean the fight for democracy will stop.

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Old 08-11-2004, 22:38:38   #2
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YOU USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!




and whos this onkey?
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Old 08-11-2004, 22:38:58   #3
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You mean, the fighting going on right now in Iraq?

Why is it that when the liberal minority fail, democracy fails, but when they get their way against the majority of Americans, democracy got its way? Majority rules is democracy, whether you are in the majority or minority of a vote. That's democracy working.
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Old 08-11-2004, 22:50:00   #4
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...cause the majority of the people in your country are dumbasss. and there was a big turnout this year.
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Old 08-11-2004, 22:57:18   #5
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@Yang.

Fair play to you. But we knew that everyone were dumbasses. In and out of America.

If foreigners want to vote in our elections, become a brain dead American.

Remember, there's 4 billion people on this planet that don't agree with you on anything. Welcome to the human world.
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Old 08-11-2004, 23:14:02   #6
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nevermind forreigners. for a democracy to work the people has to have at least a little insight and understanding of their own system, not just vote on whatever rhetoric or cheap psychological trick they fall for the most. now shuddup Im having icecream.
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Old 08-11-2004, 23:15:04   #7
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some of the tricks were really expensive though
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Old 09-11-2004, 00:42:19   #8
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What tricks? No more then the usual mud-slinging, double talk, and other normal political dirty tricks. The fact that the mainsteam American media was so pro-Kerry may have helped make it a closer election then it would have been normally.

This was an incumbent vote. It really isn't a vote on "Who is better", but a referendum on the incumbent. Do the American people agree, overall, with how Bush has run the nation? If they do, they voted to keep his ass in office. If they don't, they voted against him. That's how these things work.

And Bush has the largest number of votes, as a margin, on that. He's also got the second largest percentage ever gotten by a US president for re-election (only Reagan had a larger percentage). That's a huge confirmation. Not even *The-Could-Be-King* Washington got a higher percentage on his re-election vote (versus Bush's margin).

So, in other words, Bush really does have a serious mandate from the American people. Between Left and Right, we chose Right. Between saying "we don't like how things are" or "More of the same", we chose "4 more years!" cause the Voting Majority prefer that.

Now, we haven't replaced all our judges. So the Christian Storm Troopers will not be lining up all the gays and atheists for execution at dawn. So all this alarmism is out of place. And as long as the Repukingtons don't have 60 votes in the Senate, the Demonsuckers can philibuster to death anything they want in the Senate. But they probably won't dare on most things... they'll want to get re-elected in 2 years (well, 1/3 of them, anyways). So, the odds are that most things will get through, but nothing big like forced prayer in all public facilites (not that most Repukingtons would vote in favor of such a crazy bill, cause the majority of the voting American public wouldn't like that).

So... what to expect? Some moderates with conservative leanings on the Supreme Court. 4 more years of the same. Congress will tell Bush to stick his plans to "reform the tax code" and "social security" into a pipe and smoke it. They'll argue that the Majority Voters were voting "stay the course" (more of the same) then "big time changes". And for most things, I believe that Congress will be right.
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Old 09-11-2004, 08:55:03   #9
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Dem radicals speak to the Red States

An open letter to the Red-State victors:

With hard work and superb organization, you have triumphed over John Kerry and the forces of Blue-state paternalism. Congratulations. The multinational corporations that hold you in bondage remain free to profit off your sweat nearly tax free, while their overpaid senior execs continue to pay a pittance in personal income tax.

Your primary and secondary schools will continue to turn out third-rate pupils with limited opportunities, while you enjoy the satisfaction of making it on your own without health care when a catastrophic illness bankrupts your family.

Your agricultural universities will continue issuing Ph.D.s in football, and bogus Protestant Evangelical and Fundamentalist theology, and how to jerk off a bull safely. Your children will learn to borrow enough money to erect chicken houses so that they, like you, can take custody -- not possession, but custody -- of Tyson's chicks, feed them, rear them, assume losses from those that fail to thrive, and in the end earn just enough money to service their endless debt, and realize a profit of perhaps $12K a year. Your bank thanks you; Tyson thanks you; George W. Bush thanks you; and I thank you.

You can continue sending your sons to die in Iraq on a fool's errand. When you bury them, you can console yourselves with Bush's platitudes about their heroic mission to defend America from weapons of mass destruction.

You can savor the deficit spending that stimulates commerce today, but will cripple the US economy in ten or fifteen years' time when the bills come due with interest. Perhaps a Democrat will be in office at that time, who can be blamed for W's delayed economic fiasco.

You can continue believing, as Republican Party brainwashing has persuaded you, that we, your neighbors, are your enemies. You can believe that we have no morals; that we pimp out our teenage daughters for Internet porn; that we eat babies; that we are all gay; that we are cowards on the battlefield; and that we want to run your lives and give you AIDS.

Here's a clue: we are not your enemies; we are your countrymen. Your enemies are the greedy multinationals that the Republican Party bends over backwards to accommodate. Incidentally, most of them are based in Blue states, as are their Republican owners and major shareholders.

Here in the Blue States, Democrats and Republicans alike generate the lion's share of America's wealth, although it is you Reds who provide the lion's share of the stoop labor. You are our Mexicans, so to speak. We could not have accomplished the economic miracle that is America without your willing capitulation to a system that lies to you and fucks you over at every turn.

Look at economic output and educational achievement on a state-by-state basis: it's painfully evident that we Blues are immensely more productive and better educated than you Reds. We have lots more money. We live longer. We eat better. We work less. We fuck more. We do cocaine and smoke fine Canadian buds, not the homebrew crank and cheap Mexican headache reefer you guys are stuck with. We drink French wine and Stoli martinis, not Budweiser. Our children rarely bother us: we've got them on Ritalin and Prozac. Our teeth are straighter and whiter, our necks longer, and our fingernails cleaner. And many of us are the Republican elite who have just punked you.

It's good to be a Blue, regardless of which party you join.

Understandably, you resent us, so you've fabricated an imaginary measure of superiority: Christian "values." Yet you talk about values the way a pre-teen girl talks about "love" in fan letters to Ashton Kutcher. You recycle quasi-religious platitudes and received slogans. You know nothing of moral theology, a rigorous philosophical pursuit that hardly exists outside the Catholic Church and its elite universities. You make of the Bible what you will; you attend prayer meetings with other semi-literates, where you reinforce each other's sloppy understandings of the text, and combine them with half-digested bits of old-timey Hallmark-card "wisdom." And when you spout gibberish, you call it "speaking in tongues." You actually fancy that you're saints, you silly, narcissistic creatures.

Nevertheless, you are fellow Americans. The Blue Republican elite encouraged you to vote for George W Bush, because they quite simply own him, and they know that his administration will make policies that help them, even if hurt you. We Blue Democrats voted for John Kerry because we believed he would minister to your needs better than Bush. A President Kerry would have shared some of our wealth with you, assured your health care, raised the minimum wage, and checked the rapacious greed of the multinationals that hold you in thrall.

President Kerry would have helped us to help you, which is all that we ask. It pains us to see you in wage slavery. It pains us to see you so ignorant and uneducated, and so eager to place yourselves in bondage. Yes, we live better; but we wish you to live better too, even if it means sacrifice on our part.

What we wanted for you would have been far better than that which you, in your ignorant pride, demanded for yourselves. Oh, you defeated us all right, but only to your detriment.

We Blues will come out of the Bush era no worse for wear, although you Reds will come out very much diminished, deeper in debt, and less able to improve your circumstances by your own powers. But because you wish to be flattered more than helped, you will be grateful for your ass fucking from the Blue-state Republican elite that is laughing behind your backs today.

We did not wish it so. We honestly did want to help.

On 2 November, you thanked us by electing a shrewd, manipulative handmaiden to corporate America who panders to you while ruthlessly exploiting your ignorance and weakness for the benefit of his patrons in the national plutocracy. There is nothing we can do about that. You won fair and square.

We should let you rot. We should secede and leave you to fend for yourselves. Then you will see firsthand just how dependent you are. We are sick of fighting for you by fighting against you. Perhaps, when you see how dreary your lives have become without us, you will finally develop the spine to fight for your basic, human rights. And then we will gladly confront the plutocracy alongside you. We need your help to defeat the Blue Republicans, who, I assure you, are just as decadent as we are, though often richer.

But until you finally learn to respect yourselves, we can't respect you, and we therefore can't be bothered to give a rat's ass about you.

So let us secede, Blue America and Red America. We can handle the Blue state Republicans, so long as we don't have a lot of ignorant Red state lemmings frustrating our efforts and screwing themselves in the bargain. Secession will enable us both to live as we have chosen without the other's interference. We will prosper, and you will get a clue.

But do stay in touch after the borders slam shut. When you finally tire of living on the modern, corporate plantations of Cargill, Tyson, ConAgra and Smithfield; when you tire of shopping at Wal-Mart and sending your daughters to sling hash at Denny's in hopes that they'll meet the nicer sort of truck driver; when you tire of sneaking into Blue America as illegal white-trash wetbacks eager for casual work dusting our parlors; and when, like men, you finally rise up in rebellion against this immoral usury -- then, and only then, let us talk.

We'll gladly get your backs. But first you must grow the brains and the balls needed to profit from our help.

Well I guess that's telling it like it is.

Now I have to go find out what an ear biting boxer has to do with anything.

And how the hell does the most right wing party get to use red, while the least right wing has the blue ? Maybe red is a sign of of the extreme rather than the right ?
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Old 10-11-2004, 08:03:52   #10
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They should have "I voted for the Jackass and the Donkey lost" T-shirts.

It would more than double their customer base.
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