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Old 12-10-2002, 01:18:53   #1
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Aredhran is a window pane! It gets +2 to kill undead!

HARDMAN is a robotic dog that weighs less than a packet of cigarettes, records everything you say and swears.

Venom is like a normal sandwich-toaster, but it plays a selection of current chart hits.

counterglow is a knife! It keeps children amused!
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Old 12-10-2002, 01:27:59   #2
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CG way behind with the latest links, as always .
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Old 12-10-2002, 01:47:42   #3
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It's a pen that catalogues its contents! It communicates via Instant Messenger and is powered by a single hamster.
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Old 12-10-2002, 03:20:04   #4
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This seems useful...to someone...

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It's a walking stick that detects explosives! It wears a waistcoat and tie and requires a sample of DNA
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Old 12-10-2002, 03:22:42   #5
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Two for Venom:

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It's a security camera! It displays pornography!

Design #1654206890
It's a samurai sword that doesn't always work, is invisible to the naked eye and removes stubborn stains.
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Old 13-10-2002, 05:06:07   #6
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New Zealand is a gas-mask that plays the theme from Steptoe and Son! It can extinguish fires and is better than the last one.
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Old 13-10-2002, 12:32:03   #7
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"Bush is a featureless cube that shoots laser beams and talks."

No kidding.
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Old 13-10-2002, 13:55:45   #8
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"It's a Wapping Paper! It Keeps Drinks Cold!"

That'd actually be useful.
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Old 13-10-2002, 16:46:12   #9
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"Resource Consumer is a carpet that comes in seven different colours!"

It must be all my rainbow threads
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Old 13-10-2002, 20:06:24   #10
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"Your Mum is an electronic implant that inflates into a dinghy! It emits a constant high-frequency whine."
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Old 14-10-2002, 09:15:29   #11
Gary
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Gary is a diamond ring that can go from 0 to 60mph in three seconds!
They've obviously heard of me and my new car then

I'm a diamond geezer, I'm a diamond geezer, nah nah nah nah nah...
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Old 14-10-2002, 09:17:30   #12
Roland
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"roland is a fax machine that rotates at high speed, tells you when people are lying and smells a bit funny."

A bit ?
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Old 14-10-2002, 09:54:51   #13
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Nav is a button-badge that's made entirely of wood! It operates on a quantum level and detects background radiation.
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Old 14-10-2002, 10:28:24   #14
Gary
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Old 14-10-2002, 12:09:19   #15
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Any way to get a pornographic samurai sword?
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Old 14-10-2002, 12:10:15   #16
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"Stick this up, bitch!" like?
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Old 14-10-2002, 13:52:23   #17
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The Last Lurker is a contact lens that doesn't always work and makes virtually no noise whatsoever.
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