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Old 05-02-2004, 17:52:07   #1
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Dirty dutch get.

There was I, quietly pondering life and such, deciding whether to go and have a smoke or not. When up trundled a large orange truck outside the gate.
I questioned the driver.

"You alright there mate, You're not lost or anything"
It was clear to me that he had to go to the yard opposite us.

"Jar, jar. Iss all fine"

Was the reply.

I left him to it. I lit me fag up. I heard the driver get out of the cab. I heard a gentle splashing sound. I turned around. What did I see?
The dirty bastard was pissing up the side of his own truck.
Not nice at all. He is now on a parr with the French for pissing in the streets in my view. Not good at all.

Thankyou pleash....
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Old 05-02-2004, 17:53:20   #2
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You sure he was dutch? They usually piss against public buildings.
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Old 05-02-2004, 17:54:17   #3
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"Jar, jar. Iss all fine"

He was calling you Jar Jar?
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Old 05-02-2004, 17:55:45   #4
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Old 05-02-2004, 17:55:51   #5
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Old 05-02-2004, 17:56:16   #6
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Old 05-02-2004, 17:56:37   #7
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Old 05-02-2004, 17:58:04   #8
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:00:32   #9
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You sure he was dutch? They usually piss against public buildings.
Large orange truck, Dutch accent, (I think) and 'DE GOOT' written all over it. That enough for ya.
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:01:03   #10
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:01:54   #11
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:03:05   #12
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I am assuming that Shagnasty is British since he's from Reading so an English person wouldn't be a foreigner.
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:03:18   #13
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:03:31   #14
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We piss in peoples gardens and shop door ways. But only after to many sherberts.
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:04:32   #15
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I am assuming that Shagnasty is British since he's from Reading so an English person wouldn't be a foreigner.
Oxfordshire actually old bean. What what.
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:05:33   #16
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:06:13   #17
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Large orange truck, Dutch accent, (I think) and 'DE GOOT' written all over it. That enough for ya.
Maybe he's belgian. Too polite to piss against other peoples property.
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:07:15   #18
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:09:15   #19
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But I'm sure there was a perfectly usable shit house in the building he going to. He was dropping a little truck off.
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:10:24   #20
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Then he's definately belgian.
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:10:54   #21
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Not the one he pissed on?
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Old 05-02-2004, 18:12:43   #22
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Nope. That was the big truck he used to pull the little one.
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Old 05-02-2004, 19:13:23   #23
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Italians, Austrians... who have I forgotten?
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Old 05-02-2004, 19:22:59   #24
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Old 05-02-2004, 19:38:45   #25
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Lowercase it again and you die ...
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Old 05-02-2004, 19:52:57   #26
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Old 05-02-2004, 19:57:11   #27
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Yang, some advice - don't take everything seriously here, especially by me, just because it has no winking smiley .
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:08:53   #28
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:14:16   #29
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Too bad I don't 100-0 statements...
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:14:55   #30
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:15:50   #31
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:17:02   #32
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:18:23   #33
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That's what I've heard...
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:19:19   #34
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:22:10   #35
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:24:00   #36
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:24:20   #37
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I stayed in a gite in France once on a Brittany farm, and while we were leaning out the window admiring the view, the perma-drunk (in style of garlicky Withnail with bottle of meths) farm owner staggered over to our door and started pissing up against the wall.
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:26:42   #38
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Your polishness is without question.
I'm glad that you are aware of it.
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:27:58   #40
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:29:17   #41
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:34:06   #42
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Old 05-02-2004, 20:40:15   #43
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Yang, some advice - don't take everything seriously here, especially by me, just because it has no winking smiley .
ahm, its ok I didnt. Was just trying to connect you with something just east of you again...
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Ok, J Lo's ass.
You wish.

OK, we all do...

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ahm, its ok I didnt. Was just trying to connect you with something just east of you again...
Ie. piss me off, knowing how much we love our Great Eastern Brothers ....
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Ie. piss me off, knowing how much we love our Great Eastern Brothers ....
exactly comrade!

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Old 05-02-2004, 20:58:02   #46
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Old 05-02-2004, 21:02:13   #47
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Old 06-02-2004, 00:21:23   #48
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Old 06-02-2004, 02:56:45   #49
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Shag, you should have walked up to him and started a conversation, that would surely have freaked him out.

Or you would have made a specail friend, I forget how that goes.
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