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Old 08-06-2006, 22:14:38   #1
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Smokers are such fucktards

For the second time in two days, I'm sitting in a room that is VERY empty. There are rows and rows of tables and chairs free, all equally configured (power outlets, ethernet, same chairs, etc).

For the second time in two days, someone who just came back from smoking sits extremely close to me (right now, the fat fuck is across from me and over one seat -- without anyone else in the damn room!)

Now I can overwhelmingly smell that awful stench that tells me the guy is too stupid to live, but incredibly inconsiderate at that.

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Old 08-06-2006, 22:32:26   #2
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You should whip out your handy-dandy assault shotgun and take care of the man yourself and stop whining about it. That's what Venom would do. You aren't going to admit that Venom is more of a man then you, are you?
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Old 08-06-2006, 22:35:55   #3
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Old 08-06-2006, 22:38:03   #4
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Old 08-06-2006, 23:31:11   #5
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Old 09-06-2006, 01:58:28   #6
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Old 09-06-2006, 03:13:55   #7
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I'm sure thier lungs will collapse and they'll die in a few days anyway.
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Old 09-06-2006, 06:12:40   #8
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For the second time in two days, someone who just came back from smoking sits extremely close to me (right now, the fat fuck is across from me and over one seat -- without anyone else in the damn room!)
He just thought you had a sexy ass.
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Old 09-06-2006, 06:51:11   #9
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You should whip out your handy-dandy assault shotgun and take care of the man yourself and stop whining about it. That's what Venom would do. You aren't going to admit that Venom is more of a man then you, are you?
he doesn't want to be caught with a smoking shotgun

BTW, funny aversion for an "Asher" nicknamed poster
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Old 09-06-2006, 10:29:34   #10
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:17:14   #11
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Since you can't smoke any where near a building these days. Smokers should be made to stay outside at all times. To protect the nostrils of others.
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Old 09-06-2006, 14:26:10   #12
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No. Smokers outside are annoying too.
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Old 09-06-2006, 14:27:28   #13
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Old 09-06-2006, 14:28:09   #14
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Make them smoke in their cars with the windows up.
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Old 09-06-2006, 14:37:21   #15
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Old 09-06-2006, 14:38:24   #16
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Old 09-06-2006, 16:40:34   #17
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Let me get this straight- we now have whinging about people not smoking in the presence of others?
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Old 09-06-2006, 17:52:52   #18
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They smell like ass.

Similarly, I will whine about people who don't shower. Only that stench is less strong...
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Old 09-06-2006, 18:00:13   #19
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In this case it's not the smoking that's the problem, it's the reeking.
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Old 09-06-2006, 18:13:39   #20
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Make them smoke in their cars with the windows up.
That makes them look cool to all the kids, so we can't have that.
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Old 09-06-2006, 18:19:53   #21
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Let me get this straight- we now have whinging about people not smoking in the presence of others?
We've always had people whining about people not smoking in the presence of others. That's how the anti-smoking movement started. Smokers smell horribly and that offends (and makes non-smokers reek slightly when in close association), and when smokers smoke near a non-smoker, they make the non-smoker smell as strongly bad as the smoker. So no smoking anywhere near a non-smoker, then no smoking anywhere near where non-smokers are forced to go (ie, smokers having to be 50 feet away from any door of any building). The goal is to make smokers quit smoking and shoot the nicotine up directly into their veins. Then they won't reek and offend the noses of non-smokers.
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Old 09-06-2006, 18:25:47   #22
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Why shoot up nicotine when you can chew gum and wear patches?
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Old 09-06-2006, 18:37:02   #23
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Old 09-06-2006, 18:46:28   #24
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Old 09-06-2006, 18:58:22   #25
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Old 11-06-2006, 21:31:14   #26
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For the second time in two days, I'm sitting in a room that is VERY empty. There are rows and rows of tables and chairs free, all equally configured (power outlets, ethernet, same chairs, etc).

For the second time in two days, someone who just came back from smoking sits extremely close to me (right now, the fat fuck is across from me and over one seat -- without anyone else in the damn room!)

Now I can overwhelmingly smell that awful stench that tells me the guy is too stupid to live, but incredibly inconsiderate at that.

Suggest you practice your projectile vomiting for the next time... or get used to it.

Your call.
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Old 17-06-2006, 10:52:05   #27
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