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Old 29-06-2004, 01:09:01   #1
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I wish I looked like Catherine Zeta Jones

I think she's perfect
maybe in a parallel universe
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Old 29-06-2004, 01:13:50   #2
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I think she looks like an average welsh minger with diamond jewellery.
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Old 29-06-2004, 01:16:04   #3
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she's easily the most beautiful woman in hollywood possibly with a look that crosses most cultures
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Old 29-06-2004, 01:20:42   #4
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I must be thinking of someone else then. Who's that dumpy welsh looking chick married to Michael Douglas?
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Old 29-06-2004, 01:28:54   #5
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Old 29-06-2004, 01:39:39   #6
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and without the aid of photoshop...

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Old 29-06-2004, 01:47:53   #7
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Old 29-06-2004, 03:47:34   #8
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers but she's far from the hottest little betty around. Lots of us guys prefer blonds.
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Old 29-06-2004, 05:19:12   #9
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you're both obviously clinically insane
btw she was like 8 months pregnant in the oscars pic and she still looked radiant. She even seems like a nice clever funny person. ARgh! Although she does dress older than she is, possibly to match hubby michael
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Old 29-06-2004, 05:21:51   #10
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She loses points for marrying her grandfather.
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Old 29-06-2004, 05:33:09   #11
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Old 29-06-2004, 06:45:13   #12
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I'm glad you don't

SHE'S A MONSTER.

Seriously don't find anything attractive about her at all, without make up she's not someone who would deserve a second glance, she has skin bordering on leprosy. URGH
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Old 29-06-2004, 06:51:58   #13
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I think she's perfect
maybe in a parallel universe
sigh...
If you want to compare apples and apples, go to a professional make up artist and photographer and have a pic taken.

Unless those 3 lines meant you want to have sex with her.
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Old 29-06-2004, 07:03:40   #14
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yeah not my cup of tea either
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Old 29-06-2004, 07:11:27   #15
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don't listen to them Catherine! I love you!
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Old 29-06-2004, 08:11:54   #16
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Catherine ? Oh she scrubs up fine, but I'm glad I don't look like her.
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Old 29-06-2004, 08:15:54   #17
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I enjoyed Dawn French's "impression" of her on the French & Saunders show (it was repeated a couple of weeks ago - think it was the Christmas special)
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Old 29-06-2004, 08:46:45   #18
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Old 29-06-2004, 09:01:32   #19
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I loved the Hi-De-Hi xylophone start to the whole thing
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Old 29-06-2004, 11:20:03   #20
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If you want to compare apples and apples, go to a professional make up artist and photographer and have a pic taken.

Unless those 3 lines meant you want to have sex with her.
After 3 lines, I bet I'd have sex with nearly anyone. <runny nose smiley>
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Old 29-06-2004, 12:29:41   #21
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Old 29-06-2004, 13:23:04   #22
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Couldnt be arsed to actually make the copycat thread eh?
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Old 29-06-2004, 14:11:52   #23
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Old 29-06-2004, 15:45:13   #24
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She's hot, you're all idiots...but then, I think Rene Zellwegger is hot too, and I doubt anyone agrees with that opinion.
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Old 29-06-2004, 15:52:22   #25
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I never get put off seeing her slide down the fireman's pole.
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Old 29-06-2004, 15:57:24   #26
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"She's hot, you're all idiots...but then, I think Rene Zellwegger is hot too, and I doubt anyone agrees with that opinion."

I agree BGH... and I just had a really good visual. thanks
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Old 29-06-2004, 16:37:23   #27
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In a Hollyweird world of emaciated twigs it's good to see someone who looks like a real woman. She's sexy.
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Old 29-06-2004, 16:38:59   #28
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Scarlett Johansen, on the other hand, looks a bit odd. Sweet, but strange.
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Old 29-06-2004, 17:43:44   #29
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zellweger is about 5 foot tall and a size 6. she only beefs up for the Jones films and by beef up I mean she swells to the size of a skinny teenager

Catherine Zeta Jones is a burly Welsh lass with wide hips and a chest you could serve your tea off. Me like.
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Old 29-06-2004, 18:54:21   #30
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Old 29-06-2004, 19:04:43   #31
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Cheap date...you can pick those one's up on public transportation, usually. Just make sure you have some candy on you.
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Old 29-06-2004, 19:53:08   #32
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Old 29-06-2004, 20:49:02   #33
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Old 29-06-2004, 20:57:48   #34
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Old 29-06-2004, 21:09:35   #35
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Old 30-06-2004, 06:08:38   #36
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in this category (moving away from tennis sluts) and from the onces you might know
isabelle adjani in her youth
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I must be thinking of someone else then. Who's that dumpy welsh looking chick married to Michael Douglas?
Yeah. But then Angelhorns thought that Kournikova was average looking.
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Old 03-07-2004, 12:27:28   #38
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take away the blonde hair and she's just an average looking girl with good makeup and photography experts
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Old 03-07-2004, 12:32:08   #39
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how is zeta jones's rack? And she is the brown-haired one? What movies has she been in? (not even playing dumb here)
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Old 03-07-2004, 12:40:29   #40
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take away the blonde hair and she's just an average looking girl with good makeup and photography experts
But you think that Zeta Jones isn't? That's what's wierd.
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Old 03-07-2004, 13:41:47   #42
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Old 04-07-2004, 20:31:40   #43
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Apparently, this new Wimbledon winner has a shot at the New Lolita title.
The thought of Kornholekova getting her ass worn out by hockey players kind of ruined the illusion for me.
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Can she ever! Did you get to see any tennis on Poor People Day or whatever it was?
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Peoples sunday. Not at Wimbledon but I watched on TV.

Did I mention that my uncle is the Chairman of the All England Club? (Wimbledon). You'll have seen him at the prize givings next to the Duke of Kent.
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Did he snog Vinnie Jones too?
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