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Old 24-09-2010, 08:15:02   #1
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lame bird pun

saw it last nite in a comedy TV show
swear, I'm only channeling it

- What do they say to a toucan in Canada?

- ...?

- Que bec!


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Old 24-09-2010, 08:39:22   #2
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Old 24-09-2010, 09:14:43   #3
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toucan
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...an&redirect=no

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/toucan
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tucan

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Tucan
Tu*can"\, n. (Zo["o]l.)
The Mexican pocket gopher ( Geomys Mexicanus). It resembles the common pocket gopher of the Western United States, but is larger. Called also tugan, and tuza.
besides, the 'ou' adds a touch of francophonicity
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Old 26-09-2010, 11:57:12   #4
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Old 26-09-2010, 17:21:10   #5
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saw it last nite in a comedy TV show
swear, I'm only channeling it
That is a terrible pun to be parroting.
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Old 27-09-2010, 02:49:03   #6
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Is a dead parroting?
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Old 27-09-2010, 06:27:15   #7
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Old 27-09-2010, 08:10:07   #8
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Old 27-09-2010, 10:58:29   #9
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'That beak' in French, if I'm not mistaken.

Am I actually being helpful, or is that the latest in a long stream of PHd's I've consigned myself to?
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Old 27-09-2010, 11:19:11   #10
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Oh, it's a joke in foreign...I see...
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Old 27-09-2010, 11:29:59   #11
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Was the toucan caught in congress with a lame duck?
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Old 27-09-2010, 12:22:45   #12
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Oh, it's a joke in foreign...I see...

err no, it's not a joke in foreign either

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Old 27-09-2010, 17:18:55   #13
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'That beak' in French, if I'm not mistaken.

Am I actually being helpful, or is that the latest in a long stream of PHd's I've consigned myself to?
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Oh, it's a joke in foreign...I see...
Yes, what PH said. And Zmama knows too.
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Old 28-09-2010, 21:24:32   #14
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Was the toucan caught in congress with a lame duck?
You're not the only one who can do shit jokes. Toucan play that game
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Old 29-09-2010, 09:25:54   #15
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Clearly you're birds of a feather...
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Old 30-09-2010, 16:55:54   #16
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Can the two of you take your puns and flock off?
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Old 04-10-2010, 00:12:47   #17
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We have remarkably few toucans in Canada, and seldom speak to them in either official langauge. But otherwise it could have been almost funny.

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And will, of course, be stealing the joke.
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