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Pubs Minister
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Banned
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Venom's Gears of War review
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#2 |
Pubs Minister
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Banned
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One question - can you chainsaw people in the face? That'd be cool
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pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: MORAL HARDCORE CHAMPION
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Great review
![]() ![]() Guess i'll be buying this too. Couple of typo's in there. Want me to list them?
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i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with. after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again. -paiktis |
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#4 |
Intermittent du spectacle
Join Date: Oct 2002
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![]() now, about the difference between its and it's (i.e. "into the game with it’s camera angles")... |
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#5 |
Look out behind you!
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Rudolph's stable
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Grammar and spelling correction are two of the other signs of being a pompous asshole.
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#6 |
Look out behind you!
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Rudolph's stable
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Anyway. It's a very fun game. And co-op is awesome. Not awesome enough where I'd want to play with Asher, but still pretty awesome.
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#7 |
pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: MORAL HARDCORE CHAMPION
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"I, however, have no friends and I’m not good ay any job."
"to make the most important part of a shooter and actual part of the game" "children laugh at you at your pink shirt when you go and get your mail" "Let's just move on before this review finds it self labeled exhibit A" "I hate this review and I know you do to." "the storyline never quit gets fleshed out" I ignored the grammar mistakes, i'm lazy, i know.
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i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with. after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again. -paiktis |
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Pubs Minister
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Banned
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Quote:
"children laugh at you at your pink shirt when you go and get your male"? |
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#9 |
Look out behind you!
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Rudolph's stable
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Maybe I'll fix some of those things later. Not the male thing though. KG's gayness has no place in the review.
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#10 |
Higgelhoff
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Worsley
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Great review, it was a bit too 'Venom' at times. The link between giggling and wanking was too strained!
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#11 |
Intermittent du spectacle
Join Date: Oct 2002
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like his dick, from wanking too much
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#12 |
Higgelhoff
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Worsley
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Strained, stained and drained.
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#13 |
hypnotoad
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Everybody Loves Hypnotoad
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This review started strong, but kind of lost energy later. Like Venom trying to chase after an ice cream van.
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really doesn't pay attention
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: With the Monkey Pirates
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That is a good family oriented review.
But only if you are part of the manson family. edit: It helps if you spell the guy's name right.
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#15 |
Hooray for Earth!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: I was in the turkey!
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Damned Free Masons!
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#16 |
colossal bender
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In front of my computer
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I expected more detail about chainsawing someones face.
JM
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#17 |
Guardian of All Things Holy
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Al Khobar, Magic Kingdom
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excellent - I suspect better than the game. Have to save up for those hookers now
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Look out behind you!
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Rudolph's stable
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#19 |
Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: updated his email address and can look but not post
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I loved this review.
You might even say I loved it like a fat kid loves ice cream. |
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#20 |
Evil Fanboy
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: New Zealand
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Damn good review. =)
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#21 |
Counterglow CEO
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: South of Laboratory
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![]() what a sweetie that Venom is ![]()
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#22 |
Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
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![]() ![]() Do you know of any chainsaw shaped controller I could buy? ![]() |
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#23 |
Look out behind you!
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Rudolph's stable
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Actually, I think for a Resident Evil game there was a special edition controller shaped like a chainsaw.
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#24 |
Look out behind you!
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Rudolph's stable
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#25 |
Pubs Minister
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Banned
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That's a bit of a con... I guess you could use the Wii controller like a chainsaw.
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#26 |
Look out behind you!
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Rudolph's stable
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Yeah you can't acutally use it like a chainsaw.
I think I already made a joke somewhere, sometime about a Lumberjack game for the Wii really tapping in to the lesbian gaming market. |
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#27 |
Pubs Minister
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Banned
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Does the wii controller have some kind of vibration feedback then?
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#28 |
Look out behind you!
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Rudolph's stable
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If not there should be an aftermarket one.
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#29 |
CG Economist & Canadian of the Year
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Away way off, Across the seas and such, Lies the little flat land, of the Dutch, Dutch, Dutch
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Hehe, good review. I chuckled.
Still won't buy the game, though.
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[works only in german, sorry]
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: here
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