Venom's Gears of War review

Funko · 16-11-2006, 14:46:23

http://www.counterglow.com/article.php?id=gow360

Funko · 16-11-2006, 14:58:27

One question - can you chainsaw people in the face? That'd be cool

King_Ghidra · 16-11-2006, 15:03:38

Great review

Guess i'll be buying this too.

Couple of typo's in there. Want me to list them?

maroule · 16-11-2006, 15:04:33

at the review, very entertaining stuff

now, about the difference between its and it's (i.e. "into the game with it’s camera angles")...

Venom · 16-11-2006, 15:11:38

Grammar and spelling correction are two of the other signs of being a pompous asshole.

Venom · 16-11-2006, 15:34:54

Anyway. It's a very fun game. And co-op is awesome. Not awesome enough where I'd want to play with Asher, but still pretty awesome.

King_Ghidra · 16-11-2006, 15:42:31

"I, however, have no friends and I’m not good ay any job."

"to make the most important part of a shooter and actual part of the game"

"children laugh at you at your pink shirt when you go and get your mail"

"Let's just move on before this review finds it self labeled exhibit A"

"I hate this review and I know you do to."

"the storyline never quit gets fleshed out"

I ignored the grammar mistakes, i'm lazy, i know.

Funko · 16-11-2006, 15:47:33

Quote:

Originally posted by King_Ghidra
"children laugh at you at your pink shirt when you go and get your mail"

Did you mean it should be

"children laugh at you at your pink shirt when you go and get your male"?

Venom · 16-11-2006, 15:50:48

Maybe I'll fix some of those things later. Not the male thing though. KG's gayness has no place in the review.

MattHiggs · 16-11-2006, 16:34:23

Great review, it was a bit too 'Venom' at times. The link between giggling and wanking was too strained!

maroule · 16-11-2006, 16:35:34

like his dick, from wanking too much

MattHiggs · 16-11-2006, 16:36:47

Strained, stained and drained.

fp · 16-11-2006, 18:40:12

This review started strong, but kind of lost energy later. Like Venom trying to chase after an ice cream van.

Chris · 16-11-2006, 18:42:13

That is a good family oriented review.

But only if you are part of the manson family.

edit: It helps if you spell the guy's name right.

DaShi · 16-11-2006, 19:04:27

Damned Free Masons!

JM^3 · 16-11-2006, 19:20:05

I expected more detail about chainsawing someones face.

JM

Resource Consumer · 16-11-2006, 19:31:59

excellent - I suspect better than the game. Have to save up for those hookers now

Venom · 16-11-2006, 19:39:49

Quote:

Originally posted by fp
This review started strong, but kind of lost energy later. Like Venom trying to chase after an ice cream van.

I bet you stole that from one of my other reviews.

MDA · 16-11-2006, 19:54:47

I loved this review.

You might even say I loved it like a fat kid loves ice cream.

Shining1 · 16-11-2006, 22:39:17

Damn good review. =)

zmama · 16-11-2006, 23:30:56

what a sweetie that Venom is

Fistandantilus · 17-11-2006, 12:19:34

excellent review

Do you know of any chainsaw shaped controller I could buy?

Venom · 17-11-2006, 12:55:28

Actually, I think for a Resident Evil game there was a special edition controller shaped like a chainsaw.

Venom · 17-11-2006, 12:56:41

Yes. Resident Evil 4.

http://www.engadget.com/2004/11/13/t...-for-gamecube/

Funko · 17-11-2006, 12:58:52

That's a bit of a con... I guess you could use the Wii controller like a chainsaw.

Venom · 17-11-2006, 13:13:48

Yeah you can't acutally use it like a chainsaw.

I think I already made a joke somewhere, sometime about a Lumberjack game for the Wii really tapping in to the lesbian gaming market.

Funko · 17-11-2006, 13:14:35

Does the wii controller have some kind of vibration feedback then?

Venom · 17-11-2006, 14:49:56

If not there should be an aftermarket one.

Lurker the Second · 17-11-2006, 15:31:29

Hehe, good review. I chuckled.

Still won't buy the game, though.

Beta1 · 26-11-2006, 00:01:47

16-11-2006, 14:46:23	#1
Funko Pubs Minister Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Banned	Venom's Gears of War review http://www.counterglow.com/article.php?id=gow360

16-11-2006, 15:03:38	#3
King_Ghidra pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MORAL HARDCORE CHAMPION	Great review Guess i'll be buying this too. Couple of typo's in there. Want me to list them? __________________ i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with. after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again. -paiktis

16-11-2006, 15:11:38	#5
Venom Look out behind you! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Rudolph's stable	Grammar and spelling correction are two of the other signs of being a pompous asshole. __________________ TO MY BALLS!!!!! or TO LazyView!!!!

16-11-2006, 15:34:54	#6
Venom Look out behind you! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Rudolph's stable	Anyway. It's a very fun game. And co-op is awesome. Not awesome enough where I'd want to play with Asher, but still pretty awesome. __________________ TO MY BALLS!!!!! or TO LazyView!!!!

16-11-2006, 15:42:31	#7
King_Ghidra pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MORAL HARDCORE CHAMPION	"I, however, have no friends and I’m not good ay any job." "to make the most important part of a shooter and actual part of the game" "children laugh at you at your pink shirt when you go and get your mail" "Let's just move on before this review finds it self labeled exhibit A" "I hate this review and I know you do to." "the storyline never quit gets fleshed out" I ignored the grammar mistakes, i'm lazy, i know. __________________ i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with. after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again. -paiktis

16-11-2006, 14:58:27	#2
Funko Pubs Minister Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Banned	One question - can you chainsaw people in the face? That'd be cool

16-11-2006, 15:04:33	#4
maroule Intermittent du spectacle Join Date: Oct 2002	at the review, very entertaining stuff now, about the difference between its and it's (i.e. "into the game with it’s camera angles")...

16-11-2006, 15:50:48	#9
Venom Look out behind you! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Rudolph's stable	Maybe I'll fix some of those things later. Not the male thing though. KG's gayness has no place in the review. __________________ TO MY BALLS!!!!! or TO LazyView!!!!

16-11-2006, 16:34:23	#10
MattHiggs Higgelhoff Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Worsley	Great review, it was a bit too 'Venom' at times. The link between giggling and wanking was too strained!

16-11-2006, 16:35:34	#11
maroule Intermittent du spectacle Join Date: Oct 2002	like his dick, from wanking too much

16-11-2006, 16:36:47	#12
MattHiggs Higgelhoff Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Worsley	Strained, stained and drained.

16-11-2006, 18:40:12	#13
fp hypnotoad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Everybody Loves Hypnotoad	This review started strong, but kind of lost energy later. Like Venom trying to chase after an ice cream van.

16-11-2006, 18:42:13	#14
Chris really doesn't pay attention Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: With the Monkey Pirates	That is a good family oriented review. But only if you are part of the manson family. edit: It helps if you spell the guy's name right. __________________ Her name is aphrodite and she rides a crimson shell Last edited by Chris; 16-11-2006 at 21:55:01.

16-11-2006, 19:04:27	#15
DaShi Hooray for Earth! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: I was in the turkey!	Damned Free Masons! __________________ GregW is still a gaylord. Still a gaylord entirely.

16-11-2006, 19:20:05	#16
JM^3 colossal bender Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In front of my computer	I expected more detail about chainsawing someones face. JM __________________ The G in Greg stands for Gaylord.

16-11-2006, 19:31:59	#17
Resource Consumer Guardian of All Things Holy Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Al Khobar, Magic Kingdom	excellent - I suspect better than the game. Have to save up for those hookers now __________________ Bossman

16-11-2006, 19:54:47	#19
MDA Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: updated his email address and can look but not post	I loved this review. You might even say I loved it like a fat kid loves ice cream.

16-11-2006, 22:39:17	#20
Shining1 Evil Fanboy Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: New Zealand	Damn good review. =) __________________ Welcome to Destiny! Welcome to War!

16-11-2006, 23:30:56	#21
zmama Counterglow CEO Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: South of Laboratory	what a sweetie that Venom is __________________ The cats nestle close to their kittens now. The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear Please go the fuck to sleep.

17-11-2006, 12:19:34	#22
Fistandantilus Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001	excellent review Do you know of any chainsaw shaped controller I could buy?

17-11-2006, 12:55:28	#23
Venom Look out behind you! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Rudolph's stable	Actually, I think for a Resident Evil game there was a special edition controller shaped like a chainsaw. __________________ TO MY BALLS!!!!! or TO LazyView!!!!

17-11-2006, 12:56:41	#24
Venom Look out behind you! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Rudolph's stable	Yes. Resident Evil 4. http://www.engadget.com/2004/11/13/t...-for-gamecube/ __________________ TO MY BALLS!!!!! or TO LazyView!!!!

17-11-2006, 12:58:52	#25
Funko Pubs Minister Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Banned	That's a bit of a con... I guess you could use the Wii controller like a chainsaw.

17-11-2006, 13:13:48	#26
Venom Look out behind you! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Rudolph's stable	Yeah you can't acutally use it like a chainsaw. I think I already made a joke somewhere, sometime about a Lumberjack game for the Wii really tapping in to the lesbian gaming market. __________________ TO MY BALLS!!!!! or TO LazyView!!!!

17-11-2006, 13:14:35	#27
Funko Pubs Minister Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Banned	Does the wii controller have some kind of vibration feedback then?

17-11-2006, 14:49:56	#28
Venom Look out behind you! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Rudolph's stable	If not there should be an aftermarket one. __________________ TO MY BALLS!!!!! or TO LazyView!!!!

17-11-2006, 15:31:29	#29
Lurker the Second CG Economist & Canadian of the Year Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Away way off, Across the seas and such, Lies the little flat land, of the Dutch, Dutch, Dutch	Hehe, good review. I chuckled. Still won't buy the game, though. __________________ Lurker: The most dangerous of the basic sea units.

26-11-2006, 00:01:47	#30
Beta1 [works only in german, sorry] Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: here	__________________ I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster...

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