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Old 08-11-2001, 15:14:13   #1
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George Lucas = Hairdresser

Yesterday, I was reading a complaint about the over- commercialization Chiswick High Street near my home. Walking down that road last night I saw probably the worse example yet -- The George Lucas hair salon.

I thought Starbucks was bad enough.

I am sure that it isn't actually the Director of Star Wars running the shop, but is he franchising his name for a hairdresser chain? I heard that he self-financed his latest movies...is this how he is doing it? Is there anyone who thinks that Episode One was good?

Back in New York, the celebrities have restaurants. Please don't tell me the new vogue is hair and beauty salons!
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Old 08-11-2001, 15:29:58   #2
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you mean you didn't pop in and ask for 'a chewbacca'?
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Old 08-11-2001, 15:37:12   #3
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And George Lucas has such great hair... er... forget it.
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Old 08-11-2001, 16:42:18   #4
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I think there's a lot of demand for the Princess Leia in Chiswick.
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Old 08-11-2001, 16:43:06   #5
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Have you got her number?
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Old 08-11-2001, 16:52:59   #6
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It's on a card in a nearby phone box. I'll get it for you on the way home.
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Old 08-11-2001, 16:53:39   #7
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Great.
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Old 08-11-2001, 16:54:02   #8
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Is it Princess Layher?
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Old 08-11-2001, 16:57:35   #9
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It said twins! Probably the other one is Han Solo.

"Han Solo". That always made me laugh. I thought it was a euphamism for wanking.
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And his buddy chewingtobacco.
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Old 09-11-2001, 00:27:31   #11
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I walked past the phone box. A man in a black mask said that the box had been impounded.

Is this a case of the ringtone strikes back?
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It's just that she left something at my house. It's time for The Return of the Teddy.
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Old 09-11-2001, 09:35:07   #13
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Is that about sports?
The umpire strikes back?
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Old 09-11-2001, 09:35:47   #14
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Or Rachel?

(20 secs is still pretty long)
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Old 09-11-2001, 12:08:47   #15
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I don't know. I am sure I would be happy with 20 seconds.
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With Rachel? You dirty old man.
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I meant I would be happy to last 20 seconds, with any female.
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So any female excludes Rachel does it?
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