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Old 01-10-2004, 08:58:41   #1
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(Yes I'm sure they've done the rounds before!)

1.Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3.Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4.Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?
5.Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
6.Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
7.Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
8.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
9.Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
10.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
11.What do people in China call their good plates?
12.Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
13.What do you call male ballerinas?
14.Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
15.If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
16.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
17.Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
18.Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
19.Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
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Old 01-10-2004, 09:05:14   #2
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"2.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?"

In roman law based systems, yes. In theory. With exceptions.

"12.Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?"

They don't?

"13.What do you call male ballerinas?"

Ballerinos.
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Old 01-10-2004, 09:09:02   #3
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14) is obvious, but ... you can't brush your teeth without wriggling your arse ? Hang on, I'm coming round to check
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Old 01-10-2004, 09:20:15   #4
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19) bad breath.
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Old 01-10-2004, 09:29:52   #5
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3.Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Cos they'd explode from the build up of hot air.
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Old 04-10-2004, 08:54:15   #6
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Ok, I tried to answer these but I'm stuck on number 1.
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Old 05-10-2004, 03:45:58   #7
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1.Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

To turn on the video camera behind the two-way mirror.
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Old 05-10-2004, 07:31:50   #8
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1.Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Be fair. They're already committed to the prospect of having to stare at your discharging minge, so why subject them to the rest of the horror too?

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Old 05-10-2004, 08:30:21   #9
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No Laz, why does YOUR gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
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Old 05-10-2004, 23:43:10   #10
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do women actually have gynaecologists? I have never ever had call to see one. My smear is done at the GP by a nurse. WHo are these women with their malfunctioning mimsies? I've never ever had thrush or cystitis either tho I hear almost every other woman gets them every day. Its like a whole little world i've (thankfully) not been initiated into.
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Old 06-10-2004, 00:02:07   #11
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