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Old 22-02-2002, 23:13:58   #1
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What viruses do you suffer from?

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Old 22-02-2002, 23:23:45   #2
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I was amazed at how many of those I recognised.

How did HelloKitty's avatar get in there?

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Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon (181%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Sci-fi (190%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


BBCB (120%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


British (160%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (115%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Discordia (120%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics (165%)
Stop caring!


Brand Names (115%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Football (100%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood (95%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Conspiracy Theory (78%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
hehe, Pokemon won
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Old 22-02-2002, 23:26:16   #3
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Surely sci-fi did?
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Old 22-02-2002, 23:29:13   #4
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That's what I said, Sci-fi won!
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Old 23-02-2002, 10:44:05   #5
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Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon (140%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (148%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood (105%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi (270%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Free BSD (145%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Cthulhu (130%)
Read some Enid Blyton.


Goth (155%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.


Gaming (170%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Industrial (190%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


BBCB (120%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Religion (170%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


8-Bit (120%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


British (175%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


UNIX (140%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Discordia (170%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


vi (120%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.


Politics (175%)
Stop caring!


Brand Names (130%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism (130%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


X11 (175%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games (155%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory (125%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Ultima (200%)
If you find one tell us.


Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh (100%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves. [repeat]


Amiga (80%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Prog Rock (80%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.


Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.


Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
There were just a few I didn't recognize. Although if a few were a touch bigger, I could have been sure.

My girlfriend likes Pokeman. So what? She thinks they are cute.

British? No way! Quick! Shoot me now!

Egads... I know too much about Macs. Bleah. See what happens when 30% of your customer base are Mac-fanatics? :vomit:

Hey... Linux was my choice over Sun anyday. Much better support from a bunch of free worlders then from Sun.

Life is a game... enjoy the play.

And NO computer/OS is better then an Amiga.

Interesting measure of how well various marketting and branding have done...
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Old 23-02-2002, 12:38:40   #6
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Shit, Darkstar is more british than I am.
Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood (100%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi (130%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


BBCB (120%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Religion (160%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British (135%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Football (125%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves. [repeat]


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Politics (65%)
Stop caring!
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Old 23-02-2002, 12:40:20   #7
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Quote:
Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Sci-fi (140%)

Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

British (140%)

No need for cure. Benign virus.

Politics (145%)

Stop caring!

Brand Names (130%)

Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Football (100%)

Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)

Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (80%)

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood (60%)

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Gaming (70%)

Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Japan (60%)

Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Religion (70%)

Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Free BSD (90%)

The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Computer Games (90%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Environmentalism (73%)

Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Prog Rock (60%)

Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Cars (75%)

There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Southampton (69%)

Move to the Isle of Wight.
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Old 23-02-2002, 12:54:06   #8
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Pokemon (101%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move
now!

Linux (115%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows.
Learn to love it.

Junkfood (120%)
Eat some real food. Something which you
can identify the source of every ingredient,
not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi (130%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Religion (130%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes,
the Dilbert guy)

British (125%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Politics (215%)
Stop caring!

Brand Names (170%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it
good.

Hippyism (143%)
Free love is passe and potentially
dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat
piss.

Computer Games (130%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some
fresh air. You should see a doctor about the
RSI in your thumbs.

Ultima (200%)
If you find one tell us.

Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new
stuff than to recycle.

Prog Rock (110%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot.
Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

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I do litsen to CDs! Prog Rock is more "know thine enemy" than anything else.

I did like the inclusion of the Robert Rankin Sproutlore symbol. Nice touch.
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Old 23-02-2002, 14:30:03   #9
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I was surprised at all the football club badges.
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Old 23-02-2002, 16:38:59   #10
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Quote:
Pokemon (101%)
Linux (100%)
Junkfood (105%)
Religion (120%)
British (105%)
Politics (145%)
Brand Names (125%)
Environmentalism (103%)
Macintosh (100%)
Cars (100%)

Viruses you might suffer from:

Sci-fi (70%)
Free BSD (80%)
Industrial (70%)
Japan (90%)
BBCB (70%)
Discordia (60%)
Computer Games (60%)
Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Hippyism (80%)
Southampton (69%)
I don't think you can get higher than 100% on cars. =(
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Old 23-02-2002, 16:42:57   #11
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I went through and clicked every icon, and this seems to be a complete list of virus, highest precentages, and their cures.

Pokemon (181%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


TotL (195%)
Go read Brunching


Linux (148%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (110%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves. [repeat]


Junkfood (100%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi (340%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Free BSD (145%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Cthulhu (130%)
Read some Enid Blyton.


Goth (155%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.


Gaming (170%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Industrial (230%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Amiga (120%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


BBCB (240%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Religion (180%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


8-Bit (275%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


British (360%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (155%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


UNIX (140%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Southampton (154%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.


Discordia (280%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Windows (100%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


vi (120%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.


Politics (235%)
Stop caring!


Brand Names (195%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism (143%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


X11 (175%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games (225%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory (200%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Ultima (200%)
If you find one tell us.


Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh (100%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (110%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Cars (125%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.


Football (125%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.
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